PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between UberThor Hammerfall (ranked 70 p4p, 9 weight class) and Heavy HeavyWeight (ranked 318 p4p, 45 weight class). The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Hammerfall
vs
HeavyWeight

180 cm
23
260 lbs
18 - 5 - 0

185 cm
30
280 lbs
20 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, UberThor Hammerfall!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Heavy HeavyWeight!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hammerfall avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
HeavyWeight has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Hammerfall looks to land a right hand but HeavyWeight moved out of range.
Hammerfall looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Good exchange - Hammerfall coming out on top.
Heavy HeavyWeight seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A big left from Hammerfall misses.
HeavyWeight misses with an uppercut. Hammerfall saw that one coming.
HeavyWeight throws a sloppy body shot
and Hammerfall counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hammerfall takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
HeavyWeight falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hammerfall counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Hammerfall swings and misses with a hook to the body.
As Hammerfall backs off HeavyWeight throws a huge counter combo but Hammerfall manages to avoid it all.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hammerfall throws a right hand that misses
and HeavyWeight cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
HeavyWeight misses with a left hand
and Hammerfall counters with a right hand to the body.
HeavyWeight lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Hammerfall at a distance.
HeavyWeight is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hammerfall.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammerfall displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as HeavyWeight throws out the jab.
An attempted straight right counter from Hammerfall misses the target.
HeavyWeight throws a right and a left that both miss.
Hammerfall is looking to counter punch.
Hammerfall moves out of range as HeavyWeight strikes.
HeavyWeight cracks a nice hook into Hammerfall's ribs.
Hammerfall takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
HeavyWeight swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Hammerfall counters with a stiff right hand.
HeavyWeight rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Hammerfall counters with a left to the body.
HeavyWeight misses with a hook. Hammerfall ducked under it nicely.
Hammerfall throws a big counter combination but HeavyWeight scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
HeavyWeight takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

It looks like Heavy HeavyWeight has been cut.
HeavyWeight lands a jab to Hammerfall's midsection.
Hammerfall throws a body punch but HeavyWeight moves out of range.
HeavyWeight misses with a body shot
and HeavyWeight takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
HeavyWeight throws a jab but it's blocked by Hammerfall.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A big left from HeavyWeight misses.
HeavyWeight changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
HeavyWeight throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Hammerfall to counter with a crisp jab.
HeavyWeight misses with a body shot
and HeavyWeight takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
HeavyWeight ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hammerfall moves away.
Hammerfall throws a body shot but no joy.
HeavyWeight throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
HeavyWeight pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hammerfall throwing a counter right hand but HeavyWeight manages to avoid it.
Hammerfall is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
HeavyWeight looks to score with a jab to the body but Hammerfall is just out of range.
HeavyWeight closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
HeavyWeight moves out of range as Hammerfall strikes.
Nice shot by Hammerfall.
HeavyWeight cracks Hammerfall with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
The fighters circling - HeavyWeight throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hammerfall takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
HeavyWeight moves out of range as Hammerfall strikes.
Hammerfall is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by HeavyWeight.
Hammerfall pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
HeavyWeight looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Hammerfall just misses with a punch to the body.
HeavyWeight throws a sloppy body shot
and Hammerfall counters with a stiff right hand.
Hammerfall uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from HeavyWeight.
HeavyWeight tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hammerfall was well out of range. Poor timing from HeavyWeight.
HeavyWeight loads up on a big right hand but Hammerfall slips the punch.
Hammerfall throws a jab when HeavyWeight was well out of range.
Hammerfall throws a jab but it's blocked by HeavyWeight.
Hammerfall uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by HeavyWeight.
Hammerfall walks into a stiff left hand from HeavyWeight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hammerfall slips under a jab.
Hammerfall takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
HeavyWeight moves out of range of the strikes.
Nice defenses there by Hammerfall.
Hammerfall looks to score with a jab to the body but HeavyWeight is just out of range.
HeavyWeight stuns Hammerfall with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
HeavyWeight misses with a wild body shot.
Hammerfall throwing a counter right hand but HeavyWeight manages to avoid it.
HeavyWeight throws a jab when Hammerfall was well out of range.
HeavyWeight misses with a straight left.
Hammerfall misses with a straight right.
HeavyWeight misses with a jab to the body
and Hammerfall counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That has opened up Heavy HeavyWeight's cut even more.
HeavyWeight misses with a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that UberThor Hammerfall will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Heavy HeavyWeight's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

HeavyWeight misses with a double jab
and Hammerfall counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A swing and a miss from HeavyWeight.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by HeavyWeight.
HeavyWeight misses with a telegraphed body shot
enabling Hammerfall to counter with a crisp jab.
HeavyWeight listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
UberThor Hammerfall is winning the standup battle so far.
Hammerfall blocks a jab.
HeavyWeight throws a jab but it's blocked by Hammerfall.
HeavyWeight swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
HeavyWeight throws a lazy uppercut
and Hammerfall counters with a straight right hand.
Hammerfall throws a body punch but HeavyWeight moves out of range.
HeavyWeight misses with a wild combination.
HeavyWeight throws a hook but Hammerfall blocks it.
A little feinted left hand from Hammerfall on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Hammerfall misses.
HeavyWeight looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
HeavyWeight lands a nice hook to Hammerfall's body. Hammerfall takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Hammerfall connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Hammerfall takes a jab right on the kisser.
HeavyWeight avoids the body shot from Hammerfall.
Hammerfall moves away from the strike by HeavyWeight.
A decent looking cross lands there for Hammerfall.

The cut above Heavy HeavyWeight's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
HeavyWeight waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hammerfall.
HeavyWeight misses with a looping left.
HeavyWeight pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
HeavyWeight misses with an uppercut. Hammerfall saw that one coming.
It looked like Hammerfall was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from HeavyWeight.
HeavyWeight looks to land a right hand but Hammerfall moved out of range.
HeavyWeight scores with a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hammerfall moves out of range of the strikes.
HeavyWeight ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hammerfall moves away.
Hammerfall takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hammerfall slips a straight right by HeavyWeight.
Hammerfall is looking to counter punch.
HeavyWeight slips under a jab.
HeavyWeight looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
HeavyWeight lands a jab to Hammerfall's midsection.
Hammerfall doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Hammerfall with a body punch. A glancing blow.
HeavyWeight falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hammerfall counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps HeavyWeight thinking.
HeavyWeight misses with a hook
and Hammerfall counters with a lovely straight right hand!
HeavyWeight misses with a body punch
and Hammerfall counters with a stiff right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hammerfall misses with a straight right.
HeavyWeight misses with an uppercut
and Hammerfall counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
HeavyWeight misses with a right hand
and Hammerfall counters with a lovely straight right hand!
HeavyWeight throws an off balance right hand
and Hammerfall cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Heavy HeavyWeight's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
HeavyWeight throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A shot to the liver by Hammerfall. Beautiful body shot.
Nice defenses there by HeavyWeight.
HeavyWeight just misses with a punch to the body.
HeavyWeight throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
HeavyWeight misses with a few strikes there.
HeavyWeight throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hammerfall counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
HeavyWeight with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Hammerfall to score with a decent uppercut.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Heavy HeavyWeight's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). UberThor Hammerfall!
UberThor Hammerfall retains his heavyweight title!
Jumping up and down and very excited, UberThor Hammerfall waved his t-shirt featuring Top Nutrition 160Q100$ 140Q75$ 100Q25$'s logo in front of the cameras.