PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jethro Jehosavat (ranked 23562 p4p, 515 weight class) and Teuvo Turunen (ranked 3706 p4p, 376 weight class). Jehosavat comes to the cage accompanied by For The Outlawz. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Teuvo Turunen was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Jehosavat
vs
Turunen

181 cm
20
182 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

188 cm
20
179 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jethro Jehosavat!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Teuvo Turunen!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Valeri Chadov and Aleksandr Martynov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jehosavat takes one on the button.
Jehosavat throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Turunen's waist but Turunen gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Jehosavat off to one side.

Jehosavat has taken the fight to the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Jehosavat creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A hook to the body from Turunen.
A shot in the inside from Turunen.
Jehosavat lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jehosavat lands with a left to the head.
Turunen lands with a right to the head.
Jehosavat swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Turunen presses Jehosavat against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A right handed body shot lands from Turunen.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jehosavat struggles to land a body shot inside as Turunen controls his hands.
Jehosavat fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Turunen makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Jehosavat's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Turunen lands with a right to the head.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Jehosavat.
Turunen can't find room to land a body shot as Jehosavat controls the action.

Jehosavat manages to break the clinch.
Turunen jabs Jehosavat to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Jehosavat throws a jab but it's blocked by Turunen.
Turunen lands with a nice combination. Jehosavat backs away looking to recover.
Jehosavat will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jehosavat takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Jehosavat walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Teuvo Turunen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Turunen misses the shot to the body.
Turunen has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Jehosavat misses with a hook.
Jehosavat throws an overhand right that lands on Turunen's shoulder, as Turunen tries to avoid the shot.
Jehosavat on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Jehosavat with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Turunen to score with a decent uppercut.
Jehosavat scores with a nice strike.
Turunen lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Turunen.
Turunen throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jab, jab by Turunen - just one landing.
Jehosavat takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

Jehosavat gets tackled into the cage by Turunen. Turunen maintains the clinch.
Turunen gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Jehosavat.
Turunen scores with a nice hook to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Turunen.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turunen scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Turunen has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Jehosavat works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A nice left hand lands by Turunen.
A left hand lands to the body for Turunen.
Good body shot from Turunen.
Turunen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Turunen blocks the elbow strike.
Jehosavat blocks a body shot from Turunen.
A right handed body shot lands from Turunen.
Jehosavat is breathing heavily.
Turunen is working Jehosavat over against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Turunen.
A left hand lands to the body for Turunen.
Turunen throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jehosavats head.
A short body shot lands from Turunen as the two fighters clinch.
Nice body punch from Turunen - that landed with a thud.
Turunen works on Jehosavat's body with a couple of short punches.
Turunen lands with a left to the head.
A short body shot lands from Turunen as the two fighters clinch.
Turunen working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Jehosavat is rocked!
Turunen lands a body shot.
Oh Jehosavat is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Turunen has a couple of punches blocked by Jehosavat.
Turunen throws a punch but it's blocked by Jehosavat.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Turunen.
Turunen working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Turunen.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turunen misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jehosavat blocks an uppercut.
Jehosavat blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Turunen throws a head punch that misses.
Turunen swings wildly with an uppercut but Jehosavat uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jehosavat seems to have got his legs back now.
Jehosavat tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Turunen throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Turunen lands a left hand.
Turunen blocking some punches.
Turunen working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Turunen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jehosavat's elbow.
A head punch on the inside from Jehosavat fails to land.
Jehosavat misses with a punch on the inside.
A short right from Turunen on the inside.
Turunen lands a nice shot to the body.
Turunen misses with a punch to the body.
Turunen working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Turunen lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Jehosavat to his knees! Turunen keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Teuvo Turunen!
A relieved looking Teuvo Turunen thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.