PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bryan Mayhem (ranked 300 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd McPherson (ranked 563 p4p, 0 weight class). Turd McPherson has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Mayhem
vs
McPherson

175 cm
20
243 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

225 cm
27
292 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Bryan Mayhem!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Turd McPherson!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Winston Alpacca and Peter Branson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Mayhem gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Mayhem digs a right hand underneath McPherson's ribcage. McPherson let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Mayhem lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
McPherson is trying to drag Mayhem to the mat but Mayhem just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Mayhem throws a blind hook that connects with the side of McPhersons head.
Mayhem digs a right hand underneath McPherson's ribcage. McPherson let out a lung full of air as it connected.
McPherson's coach down at was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on McPherson's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Mayhem lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of McPherson backwards.
Mayhem is working McPherson over against the cage.
Nice body punch from Mayhem.
McPherson looks winded!
Mayhem lands a left hand.
McPherson has Mayhem pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Mayhem manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Mayhem lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Mayhem working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mayhem lands a right hand that snaps the head of McPherson backwards.
McPherson changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Mayhem fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Bryan Mayhem has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Turd McPherson.
Mayhem cracks McPherson with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends McPherson tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Mayhem pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! McPherson is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bryan Mayhem!
Bryan Mayhem decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.