PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pension Buckets (ranked 3860 p4p, 306 weight class) and Jose Canseco (ranked 1864 p4p, 197 weight class). Buckets's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Candyman - Knockin' Boots. Canseco has chosen Lisa Gerrard, Peter Bourke - Meltdown as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Jose Canseco has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Buckets
vs
Canseco

200 cm
30
265 lbs
8 - 11 - 0

193 cm
24
240 lbs
8 - 11 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Great low kicks
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Pension Buckets!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jose Canseco !
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Buckets tries to clinch but Canseco is having none of it.
Canseco throws a nice looking combination but Buckets bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Buckets throws a sloppy head kick and Canseco moves out of range easily.

Buckets moves into the clinch successfully.
Buckets tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Buckets takes a shot to the head.
Canseco doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Canseco lands a nice shot to the body.
Canseco goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Canseco can't find room to land a body shot as Buckets controls the action.
Canseco blocks an elbow strike from Buckets.
Buckets tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Canseco takes a shot to the head.
Buckets swings away with an uppercut that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Buckets lands an elbow just above Canseco 's eye.
Canseco lands a body punch.
Canseco lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Canseco pushes Buckets back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Canseco takes an elbow to the forehead.
Canseco dodges an elbow strike from Buckets.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Canseco blocks an elbow strike.
Canseco takes a knee right on the jaw!
Canseco lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Buckets tries to land a knee to the head but Canseco blocks with his arms.
Canseco lands an uppercut.
Buckets looks to throw an elbow but misses.
A shot in the inside from Canseco .
Buckets misses with a knee to the head.
Buckets is breathing heavily.
Canseco lands a shot to the body.
Canseco struggles to land a body shot inside as Buckets controls his hands.
Canseco lands a body punch in the clinch.
Canseco lands a nice shot to the body.
Buckets blocks a body shot from Canseco .
A short uppercut from Canseco .

It looks like Pension Buckets has been cut.
Canseco lands a body punch.
Canseco works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Canseco pushes Buckets back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Canseco lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from Canseco .
Canseco lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Buckets backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A body shot lands from Canseco .
Canseco scores with a nice hook to the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Canseco .
Canseco pushes Buckets back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Canseco lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Buckets throws a knee to the head but misses.
Our sources have told us that Buckets has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Canseco gets through Buckets's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Canseco lands a shot to the body.
Canseco pushes Buckets back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Canseco .
Canseco throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Canseco tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Buckets's elbow.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Canseco .
A short right from Canseco .
Canseco lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Buckets.
Buckets misses with a knee strike.
Buckets takes a shot to the head.
Canseco works on Buckets's body with a couple of short punches.
Canseco works on Buckets's body with a couple of short punches.
Canseco lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Canseco lands a right hand that snaps the head of Buckets backwards.
Nice body punch from Canseco .
Canseco works on Buckets's body with a couple of short punches.
Canseco lands a right hand.
A right hand to the body from Canseco .
Canseco throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Canseco cracks Buckets with a nice body shot.
Canseco lands a body punch in the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Canseco .
Canseco lands a shot to the body.
Canseco tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Canseco has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Buckets seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Canseco can turn it around.
A left hand lands to the body for Canseco .
Canseco scores with a nice hook to the head.
Canseco lands a hook to the side of the head.
Still in the clinch, Canseco scores with a nice short uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Canseco lands a nice shot to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Canseco .
Canseco lands a body shot.
Canseco works on Buckets's body with a couple of short punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A hook to the body from Canseco .
A hook to the body from Canseco .
A left hand lands to the body for Canseco .
Canseco misses with a hook to the ribs.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
A nice left hand lands by Canseco .
Canseco lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Canseco lands a right hand that snaps the head of Buckets backwards.
A short right from Canseco on the inside.

Buckets is rocked!
Canseco working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Oh Buckets is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Canseco dips a shoulder and cracks Buckets with a mighty uppercut! Buckets falls back against the cage and Canseco unloads with a barrage of strikes! Buckets is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Canseco screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jose Canseco !
Post fight, Jose Canseco stared into the camera and said 'I DO Then runs down to the courthouse and files for divorce.'.
Pension Buckets spoke after the fight, saying 'Oh, well that was stupid of me. Womp womp!'.