PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Orpheus Boagrius (ranked 68 p4p, 3 weight class) and Kimbo Slice (ranked 23 p4p, 2 weight class). Boagrius comes to the cage accompanied by Akkadian Empire . Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Boagrius
vs
Slice

200 cm
35
304 lbs
38 - 10 - 0

202 cm
32
270 lbs
32 - 7 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Arcticus University: London

Conviction
Zenith Nutrition (160q/$200)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 38 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Orpheus Boagrius!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kimbo Slice!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Paul Tew and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slice scores with the left hand. Boagrius knows he should have avoided that one.
Slice connects with a solid leg kick.
The fighters circling - Slice throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Boagrius lunges at Slice with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Slice's hand.
Boagrius throws a push kick but Slice slaps the foot to one side.
And Slice responds with a good body kick, but Boagrius manages to step out the way in time.
Boagrius ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Slice misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Boagrius.
Boagrius swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Slice throws a low kick but it's checked well by Boagrius.
A decent looking cross lands there for Slice.
Slice throws a lazy uppercut
and Boagrius counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Slice takes a swing at Boagrius's ribcage but misses.
Slice misses with a low kick.
Boagrius throws a series of punches but Slice moves out of range.
The crowd cheers as Slice lands an impressive looking overhand right. Boagrius doesn't seem phased though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boagrius steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slice.
Boagrius fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slice manages to avoid it.
Boagrius defending well as Slice loads up on a big left hand.
Boagrius swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Boagrius misses with a hook. Slice ducked under it nicely.
Slice chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Boagrius moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Slice takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Boagrius scores with a kick to the body.
Boagrius misses with a hook. Slice ducked under it nicely.
Slice throws a half hearted mid kick.
Boagrius takes a body punch but keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slice lands a jab.
Slice misses with a straight right.
Boagrius appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Boagrius scores with a sloppy right hand. Slice should have avoided that one.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slice misses with a looping left.
Slice misses with a body shot
and Boagrius counters with a stiff right hand.

It looks like Kimbo Slice has been cut.
Slice misses with an uppercut

and Boagrius counters with a crisp right hand that drops Slice! Boagrius lets Slice back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Slice is rocked!
Slice throws the left hand but Boagrius avoids the punch easily.
It looked like Boagrius wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Slice connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Slice throws a lazy uppercut

and Boagrius counters with a nice right hand that sends Slice toppling to the canvas! Slice scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Boagrius finish him?!
Slice is still on wobbly legs! Can Boagrius finish him?
Slice misses with a right hand
and Boagrius counters with an outside leg kick.
Slice seems to have recovered his senses.
Boagrius cracks Slice with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Slice falls to his knees and Boagrius doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Orpheus Boagrius!
Orpheus Boagrius retains his super heavyweight title!
After winning the bout, Orpheus Boagrius thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.