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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Hairy Scrotum (ranked 210 p4p, 29 weight class) and Polliisi Partio (ranked 87 p4p, 11 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hairy Scrotum!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Polliisi Partio!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Partio.
Partio scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Partio is looking to clinch.
Scrotum plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Scrotum has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Partio turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Partio fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Scrotum, pushing him back against the cage.
Scrotum lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Partio.
Partio lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Scrotum backwards.
Scrotum can't find room to land a body shot as Partio controls the action.
Scrotum working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Partio is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Partio misses with some punches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Scrotum prevents a body shot from Partio.
Partio misses with a punch on the inside.
Scrotum digs a right hand underneath Partio's ribcage. Partio let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Scrotum softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Partio blocks an uppercut.
Scrotum goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Scrotum lands with a right to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Partio.
Scrotum pushes Partio back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Partio jumps guard.
Partio looking to control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Partio has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Scrotum off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
A head kick misses from Scrotum.
Scrotum has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Partio.
Partio looks to throw the jab but Scrotum is out of range.
Scrotum misses with a body shot.
Scrotum sets himself, and Partio steps forward looking for the clinch! Scrotum avoids it this time.
Partio misses with a left hand
and Scrotum counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Partio throws a head kick that misses.
Partio throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Partio avoids a kick to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Partio tries to clinch but Scrotum is having none of it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Partio goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Scrotum takes one to the chin there.
A cross from Partio lands.
Partio lands with a nice body kick.
Partio gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Scrotum.
Partio fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Scrotum is out of range.
Partio throws a jab but it's blocked by Scrotum.
Scrotum tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Partio manages to circle out of the way.
Partio cracks Scrotum with a good jab.
Some wild striking there from Partio.
Partio lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Partio throws a right hand that misses
and Scrotum connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
No joy there for Scrotum, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Partio throws a leg kick
and Scrotum counters with a thumping low kick.
Jab by Scrotum.
Partio scores with a punch to the head.
Partio moves out of range as Scrotum throws a body kick.
Partio on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Partio throws a leg kick but Scrotum sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Scrotum fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Scrotum is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Polliisi Partio seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Scrotum lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Partio is looking to clinch.
Good shot there by Scrotum.
Nice jab there from Partio.
Partio avoids the head kick by Scrotum.
Partio follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Scrotum takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A solid body kick from Partio.
Scrotum misses with a straight left.
Partio has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Partio misses with a leg kick.
Scrotum is looking to counter with a body kick.
Scrotum looks to score with a jab to the body but Partio is just out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Scrotum walks into a jab.
Partio scores with a jab.
Partio blocks a head kick by Scrotum.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Polliisi Partio will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Partio throws a leg kick that is checked
and Scrotum counters by clinching up.
Scrotum misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch on the inside from Scrotum fails to land.
Scrotum manages to break the clinch.
Partio misses with a double jab
letting Scrotum counter with a right hand.
Partio jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Scrotum checks the leg kick nicely there.
Scrotum lands a nice shot to the body.
Partio jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Partio connects with a leg kick. Scrotum looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Partio throws a low kick, looking for Scrotum's leg but Scrotum calmly moves out of range.
Partio throws a front kick aimed at Scrotum's knee but Scrotum avoids it well.
Good standup being displayed there by Scrotum as he connects with a hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Scrotum drops his hands momentarily and Partio takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Nice uppercut lands for Scrotum. That snapped Partio's head back.
Scrotum throws a sloppy head kick and Partio moves out of range easily.
That kick from Partio tenderised Scrotum's leg. Scrotum is trying to keep his angry face on.
Partio throws a head kick that misses
and Scrotum counters with a nice uppercut.
Partio scores with a leg kick.
Scrotum gets tackled into the cage by Partio. Partio maintains the clinch.
Partio manages to pull guard.
Partio seems keen to control Scrotum's posture.
Scrotum would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Partio is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Partio's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Let's hope that Partio has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Scrotum has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Scrotum decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Scrotum thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Partio if he has to take too many more of those.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Partio avoids the head kick by Scrotum.
Partio wants to counter with a clinch but Scrotum pushes him away.
A telegraphed right hand from Scrotum misses the target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Scrotum. Partio does a little dance to reset his feet.
Scrotum throws a nice looking combination but Partio bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Partio throws a right and a left that both miss.
Scrotum works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Partio looks to land a left hand but Scrotum moved out of range nicely.
Scrotum wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Partio throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Scrotum swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Partio throws out a leg kick but Scrotum moves out of range and Partio only half commits.
Scrotum throws a jab but it's blocked by Partio.
Partio gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Partio throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Partio scores with a nice strike.
Scrotum swings widly with a right hand
and Partio counters with a leg kick.
A jab from Partio does it's job there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Partio digs a good body shot into Scrotum's ribs.
Scrotum is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Partio.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Scrotum goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Partio throws a looping overhand right but Scrotum ducks down to avoid it.
Scrotum fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Partio manages to avoid it.
Scrotum's jab looks to have found its range, popping Partio under the eye.
Scrotum misses with a head kick.
Scrotum tries to move into range but Partio moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Partio blocks a head kick by Scrotum.
Partio scores with a decent looking hook.
Partio looking to land some kicks to the body here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Hairy Scrotum will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Partio takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Scrotum chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Partio can pounce on him.
Scrotum misses the jab.
Scrotum throws a head kick but Partio moves out of range.
Partio throws a wild body kick that Scrotum sees coming a mile off.
Scrotum is looking to counter punch.
Partio throws a leg kick
and Scrotum counters with a head kick that drops Partio to the mat! Partio scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
Partio shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Scrotum is looking for a counter combo.
That kick from Partio tenderised Scrotum's leg. Scrotum is trying to keep his angry face on.
Scrotum connects with a body shot.
Partio moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Hairy Scrotum is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Scrotum ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Scrotum was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Hairy Scrotum is winning the standup battle so far.
Scrotum misses with a jab, cross combination.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Scrotum misses with a head kick.
A countering left hand to the body from Partio misses.
Partio throws a leg kick that is checked
and Scrotum counters with a nice kick to the body.
Scrotum throws a head kick but Partio moves out of range.
Scrotum throws a poor cross that misses
and Partio counters with a nice body shot.
A lazy body kick from Partio
and Scrotum connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Scrotum ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Scrotum has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Scrotum there as he acknowledges the shot.
Scrotum throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Partio only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Scrotum throws a combination. Partio tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Partio bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Partio walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Scrotum checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Scrotum is looking to counter with head kicks.
Scrotum is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Partio on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Partio instigates a clinch.
Hairy Scrotum has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Partio blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Scrotum wants to break free but Partio has control.
Partio breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Partio throws a shot to the body.
Scrotum walks into a straight right hand from Partio.
Partio is looking to clinch.
Partio just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromScrotum.
Partio avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Scrotum misses the shot to the body.
Partio keeps Scrotum at a distance using the push kick.
Scrotum finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Partio misses with a double jab.
Partio misses the shot to the body.
Scrotum avoids the head kick by Partio.
Partio misses with a few strikes there.
Partio goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Scrotum is looking for a counter combo.
Good shot there by Scrotum.
Partio thows a left - swing and a miss!
Partio throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Partio throws the kick towards the body but Scrotum avoids it.
Scrotum seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Scrotum lands a jab.
Scrotum lands a left and a right that send Partio crashing to the mat, dazed. Scrotum thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Partio is rocked!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Scrotum slips under a jab from Partio.
Scrotum tries to counter by clinching up but Partio breaks away and moves out of range.
Partio is still on wobbly legs! Can Scrotum finish him?
Scrotum looks for the body kick but Partio saw that one coming.
Partio looks to land a body kick but Scrotum moved away.
Partio blocks a head kick by Scrotum.
Scrotum misses with an uppercut. Partio saw that one coming.
Partio seems to have recovered his senses.
Partio darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Partio is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Partio misses with a hook
and Scrotum counters with a thumping low kick.
Scrotum bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Partio slips under a jab.
Partio is looking to score with low kicks.
And that's the end of the fight!
Hairy Scrotum showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Scrotum has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hairy Scrotum!
Our winner, Hairy Scrotum, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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