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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Anti Half Assed (ranked 1165 p4p, 154 weight class) and Masada The Zealot (ranked 2224 p4p, 249 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Anti Half Assed!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Masada The Zealot!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Columbo Gatti and Anthony Taglia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Half Assed throws a body punch but The Zealot moves out of range.
The Zealot swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Half Assed slips under a jab from The Zealot.
The Zealot lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
We've been hearing reports that Half Assed has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Half Assed takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Nice straight punches there by The Zealot. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of The Zealot.
Half Assed misses with an uppercut. The Zealot saw that one coming.
Half Assed slips under a jab.
The Zealot looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Half Assed punishes The Zealot's body with a nice straight punch.
The Zealot looks to score with a jab to the body but Half Assed is just out of range.
Half Assed appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Half Assed fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Zealot manages to avoid it.
A little jabbing left from The Zealot on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Half Assed misses with a body shot.
Half Assed shoots in but The Zealot avoids the takedown attempt easily.
The Zealot is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
The Zealot's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Half Assed connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! The Zealot scrambles back to his feet.
The Zealot falls off balance throwing a combination
and Half Assed counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Zealot misses the shot to the body.
Half Assed misses with a looping left.
The Zealot defending well as Half Assed loads up on a big left hand.
Half Assed misses with a straight left.
Half Assed throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice defenses there by The Zealot.
Half Assed stuns The Zealot with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Half Assed lands an overhand right.
The Zealot connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The Zealot uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Half Assed.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that The Zealot has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Half Assed throws a looping overhand right but The Zealot ducks down to avoid it.
The Zealot misses with a wild combination.
The Zealot slips a straight right by Half Assed.
The Zealot now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Half Assed connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The Zealot defending well as Half Assed loads up on a big left hand.
Half Assed jabs The Zealot right on the nose. The Zealot blinks but takes it well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Half Assed takes a swing at The Zealot's ribcage but misses.
Half Assed throws out a loose jab but The Zealot uses good head movement to avoid it.
Half Assed takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
The Zealot tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Half Assed was well out of range. Poor timing from The Zealot.
A little feinted left hand from Half Assed on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
The Zealot ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Half Assed keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from The Zealot.
Half Assed displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Zealot throws out the jab.
The Zealot fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Half Assed walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Half Assed lands an overhand right.
Half Assed displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Zealot throws out the jab.
Half Assed attempts a counter takedown but The Zealot avoids it well and moves away.
Half Assed takes a swing at The Zealot's ribcage but misses.
A combination from The Zealot does no damage.
A punch combination from The Zealot misses.
The Zealot waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Half Assed.
The Zealot throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Half Assed will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Half Assed tries to score a power double leg takedown but The Zealot sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Half Assed somewhat.
A slow jab from The Zealot misses its intended target.
The Zealot moves out of range of the strikes.
Half Assed throws a big shot that misses.
The Zealot is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Jab from The Zealot.
The Zealot staying out of range there.
Masada The Zealot is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The Zealot throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Half Assed sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Half Assed throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The Zealot rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Half Assed moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Half Assed keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from The Zealot.
The Zealot keeps the fight on the outside.
Half Assed fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Zealot manages to avoid it.
A slow jab from Half Assed misses its intended target.
The Zealot looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by The Zealot.
Half Assed misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Zealot.
The Zealot fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
The Zealot tests Half Assed's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The Zealot throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A looping hook to the body misses from Half Assed. The Zealot does a little dance to reset his feet.
Half Assed fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Zealot manages to avoid it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Half Assed shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. The Zealot manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
The Zealot is controlling Half Assed's posture.
Half Assed drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and The Zealot dives on top into guard.
Half Assed looking for a guillotine here but The Zealot defends easily.
The Zealot drops back looking for a leg! Half Assed is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Half Assed manages to kick The Zealot off! The Zealot jumps back into Half Assed's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Masada The Zealot will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
A big left from Half Assed misses.
Half Assed shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as The Zealot sprawls well. The Zealot wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Half Assed gets slowly back to his feet.
The Zealot is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Half Assed with a body shot.
The Zealot misses with a looping left.
Half Assed is looking to counter punch.
Half Assed lands a straight punch to the body, keeping The Zealot at a distance.
The Zealot throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Half Assed stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
The Zealot throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Half Assed stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
The Zealot lands a nice shot to the body.
Half Assed looks to score with a jab to the body but The Zealot is just out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from The Zealot! But no joy.
Masada The Zealot is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The Zealot keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
The Zealot looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Zealot walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
The Zealot is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Half Assed misses with a body shot.
Half Assed lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Zealot has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from The Zealot there as he acknowledges the shot.
Anti Half Assed is winning the standup battle so far.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Zealot avoids the body shot from Half Assed.
It seemed like The Zealot was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Half Assed bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The Zealot lands a really nice looking cross but Half Assed seems unphased.
The Zealot connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Half Assed's hands.
A big right from Half Assed misses.
The Zealot ducks right into an uppercut from Half Assed.
Half Assed looks to land a left hand but The Zealot moved out of range nicely.
The Zealot misses with a hook.
The fighters circling - Half Assed throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The Zealot takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
The Zealot misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
The Zealot throws the left hand but Half Assed avoids the punch easily.
The fighters circle momentarily. Half Assed darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The Zealot keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Half Assed misses with a looping right.
Half Assed looks to land a right hand but The Zealot moved out of range.
The Zealot looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Half Assed drops his hands momentarily and The Zealot takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Zealot connects with a single shot there.
A big right from Half Assed misses.
Half Assed keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from The Zealot.
Half Assed throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The Zealot dips to his left and cracks Half Assed with an uppercut!
Half Assed thows a left - swing and a miss!
Good standup being displayed there by Half Assed as he connects with a hook.
Half Assed fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Zealot manages to avoid it.
The Zealot fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Good standup being displayed there by Half Assed as he connects with a hook.
The Zealot lands a nice shot to the body.
Half Assed throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Zealot looks to throw the jab but Half Assed is out of range.
The Zealot lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Half Assed circles away quickly and effectively.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by The Zealot.
Half Assed scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Half Assed misses with a lunging right hand
and The Zealot cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The Zealot keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Zealot wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The Zealot is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Half Assed.
A swing and a miss from Half Assed.
Half Assed fails with a takedown attempt.
The Zealot lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
The Zealot throws a nice looking combination but Half Assed bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A little feinted left hand from Half Assed on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Half Assed connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
A big left from Half Assed misses.
Half Assed misses with a body shot.
Jab from The Zealot.
Half Assed throws an overhand right that lands on The Zealot's shoulder, as The Zealot tries to avoid the shot.
The Zealot uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Half Assed.
A nice combination there by The Zealot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Zealot throws a poor cross that misses
letting Half Assed counter with a right hand.
A swing and a miss from Half Assed.
The Zealot uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Half Assed.
A low kick from Half Assed is predictable there
letting The Zealot counter with a right hand.
Half Assed stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
The Zealot misses with a hook. Half Assed ducked under it nicely.
Half Assed throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A big right from The Zealot misses.
The Zealot misses with a two punch combination.
Half Assed keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Half Assed changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Half Assed scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Half Assed slips a straight right by The Zealot.
Half Assed swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Half Assed connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between The Zealot's hands.
Half Assed misses with a looping left.
Half Assed looks to land a right hand but The Zealot moved out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Anti Half Assed will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Half Assed ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The Zealot misses with a two punch combination.
Half Assed is looking to counter punch.
No joy there for The Zealot, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Half Assed misses with a hook. The Zealot ducked under it nicely.
The Zealot has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Half Assed swings for the body but The Zealot moves out of range.
A little jabbing left from The Zealot on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
The Zealot throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Half Assed feinted there with a counter leg kick.
That kick from Half Assed tenderised The Zealot's leg. The Zealot is trying to keep his angry face on.
The Zealot takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A jab from Half Assed finds it's way through The Zealot's defenses.
A cross from Half Assed lands.
Half Assed fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Zealot manages to avoid it.
Despite the aggression on The Zealot's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Half Assed looks to score with a jab to the body but The Zealot is just out of range.
The Zealot misses with a jab to the body
and Half Assed counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
The Zealot fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Half Assed manages to avoid it.
The Zealot displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Half Assed throws out the jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Zealot uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Half Assed.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Zealot swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Half Assed counters with a nice body shot.
The Zealot scores with a nice strike.
The Zealot avoids the body shot from Half Assed.
Half Assed throws a big shot that misses.
Half Assed misses with a looping right.
The Zealot keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Zealot swinging wildly here.
The Zealot swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
enabling Half Assed to counter with a crisp jab.
The Zealot swings widly with a right hand
and Half Assed counters with a lovely shot to the body.
The Zealot getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
The Zealot slips under a jab from Half Assed.
The Zealot fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Half Assed looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The Zealot throws a jab but it's blocked by Half Assed.
A little feinted left hand from Half Assed on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Nice defenses there by The Zealot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Zealot throws a right hand that Half Assed ducks under and follows up with a left that Half Assed also avoids with ease.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Half Assed throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Zealot sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Half Assed takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Half Assed throws a body shot but no joy.
The Zealot rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Half Assed moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Half Assed cracks a nice hook into The Zealot's ribs.
Half Assed misses with a body shot.
A jab from Half Assed misses.
The Zealot takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The Zealot swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
It looked like Half Assed was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from The Zealot.
Half Assed moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Half Assed misses with a wild body shot.
Half Assed swings for the body but The Zealot moves out of range.
Half Assed swings for the body but The Zealot moves out of range.
Half Assed jabbing away but nothing is landing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Half Assed misses with a body shot.
The Zealot lands with a straight right. Half Assed didn't see that one coming.
Half Assed throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Zealot sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Half Assed cracks The Zealot with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Half Assed.
Half Assed throws a sloppy body shot
and The Zealot counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Half Assed shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and The Zealot counters with a nice uppercut.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A combination from The Zealot does no damage.
The Zealot takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
The Zealot misses with a combination
and Half Assed cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Half Assed missing with a left hand there. The Zealot was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Half Assed scores with a jab.
The Zealot throws a hook but Half Assed avoids it easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A jab from Half Assed misses.
A lazy left from The Zealot finds it's target.
No joy there for The Zealot, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Half Assed darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Half Assed looks to throw the jab but The Zealot is out of range.
A nice side step and The Zealot releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Half Assed sizes up The Zealot with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Half Assed misses with a shot to the body
and The Zealot connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Half Assed throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The Zealot fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A punch lands to the side of Half Assed 's head but he takes it in his stride.
The Zealot slips a jab from Half Assed.
A punch combination from Half Assed misses.
Half Assed swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by The Zealot.
Half Assed on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Half Assed misses with a straight right.
And that's the end of the fight!
Anti Half Assed showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Half Assed has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 29:28
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 30:27
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Anti Half Assed!
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