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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mon Ster (ranked 190 p4p, 24 weight class) and Milktoast Diddlybottom (ranked 114 p4p, 14 weight class). Ster comes into the arena with The Automatic - Monster blaring out of the sound system. The crowd seem to be enjoying Diddlybottom's choice of entrance music: Milquetoast. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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273 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mon Ster!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Milktoast Diddlybottom!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Paul Aken and Paulsen Ambrosius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diddlybottom clinches with his opponent.
Diddlybottom's coach down at Xtreme Foaming Shortcakes was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Diddlybottom's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Ster breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Ster throws a half hearted mid kick.
Diddlybottom lands a head kick!
A looping hook to the body misses from Ster. Diddlybottom does a little dance to reset his feet.
Diddlybottom ducks under a wild hook from Ster.
Diddlybottom throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Ster lands a leg kick that knocks Diddlybottom off balance momentarily.
Diddlybottom closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The referee calls for Diddlybottom to work.
Ster manages to break the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Ster just misses with a punch to the body.
Diddlybottom attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Ster throws a quick counter head kick but Diddlybottom was just out of range.
Diddlybottom avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Diddlybottom throws a quick inside leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ster throws a looping overhand right but Diddlybottom ducks down to avoid it.
Diddlybottom appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Ster misses the target.
Diddlybottom misses the shot to the body.
Diddlybottom throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ster pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Milktoast Diddlybottom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ster changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Diddlybottom feints and as Ster raises his hands in defense, Diddlybottom changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Diddlybottom preventing the sweep.
Diddlybottom loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Diddlybottom tries to free his leg and advance position but Ster is retaining full guard.
Ster has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Diddlybottom postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Ster is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Diddlybottom, into his guard.
Diddlybottom is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Ster is aware though and is defending well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Ster frees his head nicely. Oh but Diddlybottom has switched to an armbar! Ster is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Milktoast Diddlybottom!
An out of breath and clearly excited Milktoast Diddlybottom thanked Pit Bull Development for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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