PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pina Colada Hoi (ranked 3886 p4p, 0 weight class) and Michael Sanna (ranked 4474 p4p, 0 weight class). Sanna has chosen Survival - Andrew Jackson Jihad as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Pina Colada Hoi has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Pina Colada Hoi seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Colada Hoi
vs
Sanna

205 cm
28
265 lbs
9 - 9 - 0

192 cm
30
218 lbs
13 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Pina Colada Hoi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Michael Sanna!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Donatello Bradman and Chris Dean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sanna tries to clinch up but Hoi circles away and keeps his distance.
Sanna fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hoi swinging wildly here.
Sanna tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Hoi manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Hoi tries to bum rush Sanna with a series of wild strikes but Sanna uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Pina Colada Hoi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sanna doesn't manage to clinch there - Hoi circles away.

Hoi clinches.

Hoi pulls Sanna into guard.
Hoi keeping moving, preventing Sanna from controlling successfully.
Hoi is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Sanna is controlling him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sanna wants to control from the top but Hoi keeps moving.
Sanna pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Hoi is keeping the position for now.
Sanna is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sanna trying to control the position from guard on top but Hoi is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Sanna won't allow Hoi to get back to his feet.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Sanna tries for a takedown but Hoi sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Sanna misses with a body kick.
Hoi tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A nice combination there by Hoi.

It looks like Michael Sanna has been cut.
Left hook, right uppercut from Hoi.
Hoi stuffs the takedown attempt from Sanna. Sanna gets slowly back to his feet.
Sanna looks winded!
Hoi dances in with a quick combination. Sanna is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from Hoi snaps Sanna's head back. Sanna stumbles backwards against the cage. Hoi steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with Sanna's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. Sanna just didn't come prepared.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Pina Colada Hoi!
Pina Colada Hoi thanked the fans post fight for their support.
Michael Sanna was interviewed post fight and said 'And I broke my promise on a very sharp rock And I was possessed by something quite unfriendly And I was haunted by a demon in my sleep And that's how I learned how to survive And I gave a beer to a bum that was drinking And I gave some sauce to my bestest friend for cooking And I gave water '.