PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Brownie Anderson (ranked 3706 p4p, 398 weight class) and Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 9449 p4p, 513 weight class). Pitakaka has chosen my dick as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Anderson
vs
Pitakaka

195 cm
35
204 lbs
17 - 14 - 0

189 cm
46
217 lbs
30 - 45 - 0

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good kicks
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Brownie Anderson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 45 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Daniel Cesar and Luis Engracia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pitakaka misses with a low kick.
A low kick from Pitakaka misses
and Anderson counters with a left and a right that stings Pitakaka.

Anderson clinches up against the ropes.
Anderson lands with a short shot to the head.
Pitakaka is trying to break the clinch but Anderson is controlling him.
Pitakaka tries to break free but Anderson pushes him back against the ropes.
Anderson lands an elbow that stopped Pitakaka in his tracks for a moment.

It looks like Elijah Pitakaka has been cut.
Anderson displaying some good clinch control by pressing Pitakaka up against the ropes.
Pitakaka tries to circle away but Anderson has him pinned against the ropes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Anderson displaying some good clinch control by pressing Pitakaka up against the ropes.
Pitakaka tries to circle away but Anderson has him pinned against the ropes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pitakaka is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Pitakaka wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Pitakaka is trying to break the clinch but Anderson has him pressed against the ropes.
Anderson lands a nice elbow.
Anderson presses Pitakaka against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Pitakaka wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Anderson keeps control of Pitakaka as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Pitakaka looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Anderson stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Anderson.
Pitakaka is trying to push Anderson away but Anderson has him pressed against the ropes, so he's going nowhere.
Pitakaka wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Pitakaka misses with some punches.
Anderson with a knee to the head.

Pitakaka's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Anderson lands a front kick to the face, that drops Pitakaka to the canvas! Is he dazed or just shocked? He's back to his feet and the referee is going to allow him to continue the fight!
An inside leg kick lands from Anderson.
Anderson avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
Anderson appears to be looking for a big counter.

Anderson has managed to clinch.

Anderson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brownie Anderson should take that round, based on the knockdown.
The cut man is working on Elijah Pitakaka's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.

Danga de danga de dang - Anderson scores with a four punch combination!
Pitakaka lands a high kick!

It looks like Brownie Anderson has been cut.
Pitakaka stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Anderson.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Anderson scores with the left hand. Pitakaka knows he should have avoided that one.
Pitakaka is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Anderson.

Pitakaka is rocked!
Pitakaka misses with a body kick.
Pitakaka throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Anderson appears to be looking for a big counter.
Anderson lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Pitakaka is still on wobbly legs! Can Anderson finish him?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Anderson checks a leg kick.
A lazy body kick from Pitakaka
and as Pitakaka looks to reset his feet, Anderson counters with a string of precision punches, right on the button, sending Pitakaka crashing to the canvas! Pitakaka is in big trouble here! The referee has started the count but Pitakaka is so wobbly that the ref has given up the count at 6 - he's called the bout off! Anderson is your winner!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Brownie Anderson!
Brownie Anderson made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'I am the fookin greatest ya hear! I want that fookin belt!'.