PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Richie Fortune (ranked 1697 p4p, 52 weight class) and Inspektor Dee (ranked 1040 p4p, 34 weight class). Inspektor Dee is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Fortune
vs
Dee

190 cm
25
220 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

205 cm
24
245 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Richie Fortune!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Inspektor Dee!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fortune missing with a left hand there. Dee was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fortune lands a right hook to the body.
Dee takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Dee pulls out of a head kick attempt.
It looked like Fortune wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Fortune missing with a left hand there. Dee was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fortune lands with an uppercut that bounces Dee off the cage and back into range.

It looks like Inspektor Dee has been cut.
Fortune jabs at Dee's body.
Fortune takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Fortune throws a right hand that misses

and Dee moves into the clinch.
Dee blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fortune lands a left hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fortune misses with a body punch.
Fortune is working Dee over against the cage.
Our sources have told us that Fortune has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Fortune misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dee misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fortune misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fortune lands a nice shot to the body.
Dee looks winded!
A shot in the inside from Fortune.
Fortune tries a body shot but Dee blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fortune lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Fortune lands a body shot.
Dee missing with knees to the body.
Fortune misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fortune gets through Dee's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Dee lands with a light punch inside.
Dee throws a punch but it's blocked by Fortune.

Fortune escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
No joy there for Dee, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Dee looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A punch combination from Fortune misses.
Dee blocks a jab.
Fortune connects with a nice cross there... Dee is looking wobbly and Fortune recognises it - he's rushed in and lands two more brutal shots that send Dee to the canvas, out cold! A brutal finish to the fight - Fortune jumps onto the cage to celebrate with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Richie Fortune!
A relieved looking Richie Fortune thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.