PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hulk Butane (ranked 1178 p4p, 140 weight class) and Bill Shorton (ranked 1569 p4p, 176 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Butane might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Genesis. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Butane
vs
Shorton

197 cm
32
255 lbs
17 - 13 - 0

202 cm
27
270 lbs
14 - 11 - 0

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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Hulk Butane!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Bill Shorton!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shorton throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Shorton misses with a left hand
and Butane counters with a stiff right hand.
Shorton takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Shorton steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Butane.
Shorton throws the left hand but Butane avoids the punch easily.
Shorton throws a poor cross that misses
and Butane counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Butane lands with a hook. Shorton tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Butane misses with a straight right.
Shorton throws a shot from downtown. Butane moves away and avoids it.
Butane misses with a few strikes there.
We've been informed that Shorton has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
A shot to the liver by Butane. Beautiful body shot.
Shorton misses with a straight left.
Butane throws an overhand right that lands on Shorton's shoulder, as Shorton tries to avoid the shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Shorton lands a head shot.
Shorton misses with a lunging right hand
letting Butane counter with a right hand.
Shorton throws out a loose jab but Butane uses good head movement to avoid it.
Butane half committed to a counter leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Butane lands with a nice body punch.
Butane pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Shorton steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Butane.
Shorton's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Butane connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Shorton scrambles back to his feet.
Butane misses with the combination.
Butane lands with a kick to the ribs.
Shorton uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Butane.
Butane throws a nice outside leg kick.
Butane lands a lovely overhand right.
An inside leg kick lands from Butane.
Butane thumps Shorton with a low kick.
Shorton takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Shorton throws a right hand that Butane ducks under and follows up with a left that Butane also avoids with ease.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shorton pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Butane looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Shorton fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Butane manages to avoid it.
A quick step to the side and Butane tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Butane on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Butane scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Butane throws a looping overhand right but Shorton ducks down to avoid it.
Shorton wants to counter the offense by Butane and move into the clinch position.
Butane missing with a left hand there. Shorton was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The crowd cheers as Butane lands an impressive looking overhand right. Shorton doesn't seem phased though.
Shorton throws a body punch but Butane moves out of range.
Butane half committed to a counter leg kick.
Butane looks to land a body kick but Shorton moved away.
Butane moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Butane uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Shorton.
Butane gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Shorton.
Butane throws a leg kick which misses Shorton's front leg but catches the back leg as Shorton tries to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Butane misses with a leg kick
and Shorton connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Shorton throws a low kick but it's checked well by Butane.
Butane is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Shorton lands with a straight right. Butane didn't see that one coming.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Shorton lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Butane has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Butane and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Butane connects with a body shot.
Butane scores with the left hand. Shorton knows he should have avoided that one.
Shorton on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Hulk Butane seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shorton on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Shorton throws a hook but Butane avoids it easily.
Shorton throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Butane sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Butane tried to counter with a leg kick but Shorton avoided it.
Butane throws a front kick that sends Shorton stumbling back into the cage.
Donk. Butane catches Shorton right on the button with a cross.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Butane misses the shot to the body.
It seemed like Shorton was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Shorton moves forwards but Butane connects with a nice, crisp jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Butane misses with a hook.
It seemed like Shorton was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Butane throws a looping overhand right but Shorton ducks down to avoid it.
Butane misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Shorton.
Shorton throws out a counter right but Butane avoids it with no problem.
Butane uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Shorton.
Shorton throws a big shot that misses.
Shorton has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Butane finds it's way round the side to connect with Shorton's head.
A head kick misses from Butane.
Shorton looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Jab by Butane.
Butane moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Butane throws a sloppy head kick
and Shorton cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Shorton misses with a hook.
Shorton slips a straight right by Butane.
Shorton walks into a jab.

Shorton is rocked!
Shorton walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Butane! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hulk Butane!
Post fight, Hulk Butane stared into the camera and said 'I was looking forward to knockin this sucka out with a combo.'.
Bill Shorton spoke after the fight, saying 'I HOPE YOU STUB YOUR DAMN TOE AND FALL UP THE STAIRS. '.