PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Axel Foley (ranked 5048 p4p, 474 weight class) and Bin Laden (ranked 2893 p4p, 320 weight class). Foley's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Beverly Hills Cop Theme. The key to victory for Axel Foley has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Foley
vs
Laden

177 cm
18
164 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

180 cm
25
168 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Intelligent

Bee Krazy
Urban Fighter

Urban Fighter
Aspire Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Axel Foley!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Bin Laden!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Chris Edwards and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Foley tries to close the distance and clinch but Laden swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Foley tries to clinch there but Laden circles away.
Laden shoots in for a double leg but Foley sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.

Laden gets the takedown into side control.

Laden stands up.
Laden circles away from the clinch attempt.
Laden throws a head kick that misses.
Laden has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Foley is landing a low percentage of strikes.

Laden drives through with a takedown into Foley's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Foley wants to get back to his feet but Laden passes into half guard.

The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Foley wants to control but Laden passes into side.
Laden controls the position.
Laden has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Foley!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Foley is looking to improve his position but Laden isn't that keen on the idea.
Foley wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.
Laden is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Laden raining down shots from the mount!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Laden controlling the position easily from mount.
Foley is looking to improve his position but Laden isn't that keen on the idea.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laden tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
It looks like Laden might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.

Laden throws some shoulder strikes here and then postures up. Oh, he's gone for an armbar! Foley has his hands clasped together but Laden breaks the hold and Foley is forced to tap! This one is aaaaaaaaaaall over! That was lightning fast by Laden!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Bin Laden!
Bin Laden is the new lightweight champion!
Axel Foley was interviewed post fight and said 'I Don't Like The Jews.'.