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Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Brownie Anderson (ranked 3905 p4p, 399 weight class) and Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 9606 p4p, 507 weight class). Pitakaka has chosen my dick as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Elijah Pitakaka has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Brownie Anderson's chin.
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204 lbs
18 - 14 - 0 |
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217 lbs
30 - 46 - 0 |
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
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Good kicks
Knockout power
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Brownie Anderson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
30 - 46 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Edson Gomes and Thiago Cunha.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pitakaka closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Anderson shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Pitakaka eats them both and turns towards Anderson to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Pitakaka misses with a low kick.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pitakaka is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Anderson.
Anderson lands a front kick.
Anderson fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Anderson throwing a counter right hand but Pitakaka manages to avoid it.
Anderson fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Pitakaka, pushing him back against the ropes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pitakaka wants to break free but Anderson has control.
Anderson lands a damaging elbow.
It looks like Elijah Pitakaka has been cut.
Anderson lands a nice shot to the body.
Anderson breaks the clinch.
Pitakaka takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
A cross from Anderson lands.
Anderson goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Pitakaka throws a low kick but it's checked well by Anderson.
Pitakaka connects with a solid leg kick.
Pitakaka slips a jab and a cross from Anderson.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Pitakaka throws a leg kick that is checked
and Anderson counters with a series of strikes. Pitakaka will be more careful next time no doubt.
Pitakaka misses with a body kick.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Anderson moves out of range easily.
Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Anderson throws a nice inside leg kick.
Anderson lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Good leg kick by Anderson there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Anderson throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Anderson scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Anderson instigates a clinch.
Pitakaka is trying to break free.
Pitakaka breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Pitakaka finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Pitakaka.
Pitakaka pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Anderson turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anderson lands a two punch combo.
Anderson moves into the clinch successfully.
Anderson working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Pitakaka tries to break free but Anderson pushes him back against the ropes.
Pitakaka tries to break free but Anderson pushes him back against the ropes.
Pitakaka wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Anderson has him pressed against the ropes.
Pitakaka wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Anderson has him pressed against the ropes.
Pitakaka wants to break the clinch but can't.
Pitakaka working hard to break the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Anderson looking to throw knees to the head but Pitakaka is blocking nicely.
Anderson manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
A short uppercut from Anderson.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Brownie Anderson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Elijah Pitakaka's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Anderson displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Anderson moves out of range easily.
Anderson connects with a solid leg kick.
Anderson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pitakaka can do to turn this around?
Some bone on bone action there as Anderson checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Pitakaka throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Anderson turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Anderson scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Anderson, right into the meat.
Pitakaka throws a body kick that misses.
A right-left combo lands from Anderson.
Brownie Anderson is winning the standup battle so far.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pitakaka is looking to land body kicks.
Danga de danga de dang - Anderson scores with a four punch combination!
Pitakaka is rocked!
Anderson misses with the combination.
Anderson lands with a nice body kick.
Pitakaka throws the kick towards the body but Anderson avoids it.
Brownie Anderson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Anderson lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Pitakaka is still on wobbly legs! Can Anderson finish him?
Anderson scores with a big combo that sends Pitakaka crashing to the mat! He's still conscious but the referee has seen enough as Pitakaka flops around uncontrollably and he's called an end to the fight! Anderson jumps onto the ropes and throws his mouthpiece into the crowd. Gross.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brownie Anderson!
Post fight, Brownie Anderson took to the microphone: 'I am the fookin greatest ya hear! I want that fookin belt!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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