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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Snot Slurper (ranked 10 p4p, 3 weight class) and Jaheim Reid (ranked 159 p4p, 24 weight class). Reid has chosen Never as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Slurper
vs
Reid

186 cm
30
195 lbs
24 - 5 - 0

191 cm
30
199 lbs
18 - 6 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Snot Slurper!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jaheim Reid!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Steven Brown and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slurper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Reid sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Reid walks into a straight right hand from Slurper.
A good leg kick by Reid.
Slurper keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Reid.
Reid looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Reid tries to clinch there but Slurper circles away.
A clash of legs there as Slurper blocks the low kick.
Reid tried to score with a low kick but Slurper checks it.
Reid lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Slurper throws a body shot but no joy.
Reid misses with an attempted mid kick.
Slurper thows a left - swing and a miss!
Reid swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Slurper.
Slurper checks a leg kick.
A slow jab from Slurper misses its intended target.
Reid swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Reid.
Reid moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Reid does a little dance to reset his feet.
Reid is looking to land body kicks.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slurper misses with a hook. Reid ducked under it nicely.
Reid looks like he wants to counter punch here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Reid gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Reid pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Slurper takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Reid throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Slurper takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Reid scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Slurper doesn't seem bothered though.

Reid has Slurper up against the cage in a clinch.
Slurper working hard to break the clinch.
Slurper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Reid blocks an uppercut.
Reid misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slurper working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

Slurper's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Reid throws a leg kick that is checked
and Slurper counters with a stiff right hand.

Reid rushes Slurper and presses him up against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Slurper fails to land.
Reid lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Still in the clinch, Reid scores with a nice short uppercut.
Reid can't find room to land a body shot as Slurper controls the action.
Reid misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slurper wants to break free but Reid has control.
Reid misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slurper misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper can't find room to land a body shot as Reid controls the action.

Slurper pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Slurper lands with a nice body punch.
Reid avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Reid was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Reid is looking to slow Slurper down with leg kicks.
Slurper comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Reid slips a jab from Slurper.
Slurper fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Slurper looks to throw the jab but Reid is out of range.
Slurper lands a glancing blow to the side of Reid's head.
Slurper throws a leg kick but Reid sees it coming and moves out of range.
A clash of legs there as Reid blocks the low kick.
Reid slips a jab from Slurper.
Slurper throws a jab when Reid was well out of range.
Slurper swats away the attempt to clinch by Reid.
Slurper uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Reid has time to react.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slurper swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Reid.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
Reid flicks out a counter leg kick but Slurper steps away.
Reid throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Reid fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Slurper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Reid manages to avoid it.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slurper fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Slurper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Reid.
Reid walks into a left hand.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
Slurper misses with the combination.
Reid avoids a punch combination nicely.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Reid swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Reid takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Reid with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Reid throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Slurper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slurper throws out a loose jab but Reid uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slurper throws a series of punches but Reid avoids them all with ease.
Reid moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Reid lands with a slapping head kick.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slurper lands a body shot.
Good leg kick by Reid there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Reid.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Reid.
Reid avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Reid connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Nice body punch from Slurper.
Slurper avoids a kick to the body.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Reid does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper thuds a left hand into Reid's body.
Good exchange - Slurper coming out on top.
Reid scores with a punch to the head.
Reid throws the left hand but Slurper avoids the punch easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snot Slurper dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Reid uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
A clash of legs there as Slurper blocks the low kick.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Crunch! Reid slams his shin into Slurper's torso.
A jab from Slurper misses.
Snot Slurper is winning the standup battle so far.
Reid throws a chopping leg kick but Slurper manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Slurper takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Reid has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Reid misses with a low kick.
Slurper misses with a wild combination.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Reid misses with a low kick.
Slurper takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Reid.
Reid uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slurper.
Slurper tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A big right from Slurper misses.
Slurper swings for the body but Reid moves out of range.
Slurper thuds a left hand into Reid's body.
Reid takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slurper throws a right hand that Reid ducks under and follows up with a left that Reid also avoids with ease.
Slurper backing away here, and Reid unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Reid feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Slurper's calf.
Reid tries to clinch up.
Slurper throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Reid throws out a counter right but Slurper avoids it with no problem.
Nice defenses there by Slurper.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Reid does a little dance to reset his feet.
Reid feints a counter leg kick.
Slurper is looking to wear down Reid with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Slurper dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Reid. That did some damage!
Reid lands a leg kick that knocks Slurper off balance momentarily.
Reid scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Slurper uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Reid.
Reid scores with a sloppy right hand. Slurper should have avoided that one.
Slurper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Reid.
Slurper is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slurper throws a low kick, looking for Reid's leg but Reid calmly moves out of range.
Reid uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slurper.
Slurper throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Reid doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Reid does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slurper throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Reid looks to land a combination but Slurper avoids it well.
Slurper works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Reid thows a left - swing and a miss!
Reid moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Reid slips a jab from Slurper.
Reid keeps Slurper at a distance using the push kick.
Reid lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Reid throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Reid lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A clash of legs there as Reid blocks the low kick.
Reid wants to counter the offense by Slurper and move into the clinch position.
Slurper connects with a body shot that sends Reid's belly button to the back.
Reid uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Slurper digs a good body shot into Reid's ribs.
Slurper blocks a low kick nicely.
Slurper throws a big shot that misses.
A jab from Reid does it's job there.
Slurper takes a swing at Reid's ribcage but misses.
Reid throws a right and a left that Slurper avoids nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Reid buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Reid slips a straight right by Slurper.
Reid slips a jab from Slurper.
Slurper stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Slurper has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Reid.
Slurper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slurper waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Reid.
Slurper fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Reid scores with a nice head shot.
Reid jabs Slurper right on the nose. Slurper blinks but takes it well.
Reid misses with a straight left.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Reid manages to avoid it.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Slurper drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Reid wants to clinch.
Slurper was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slurper takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Reid steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Slurper throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Reid misses with a hook.
Reid keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Reid looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Slurper misses with a hook.
Reid throws a low kick, looking for Slurper's leg but Slurper calmly moves out of range.
Some bone on bone action there as Reid checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Reid misses with a body shot.
Slurper thows a left - swing and a miss!
Reid is looking to chop away at Slurper's legs.
Slurper stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Reid.
Slurper swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Slurper throws a big shot that misses.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Reid moves away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Snot Slurper will probably get the nod.
That's time! Slurper's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Slurper with a nice cross.
Slurper thuds a left hand into Reid's body.
Reid throws a hook to the side of Slurper's head but Slurper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Reid chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Reid throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Reid is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Slurper.
Reid throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Reid throws a hook to the side of Slurper's head but Slurper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Slurper scores with a jab.
Jab, jab by Reid - just one landing.
Reid tries to score with a low kick but Slurper moves his leg out of the way.
Slurper misses with a hook
and Reid cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Slurper takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Reid.
Reid lands a high kick!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slurper digs a good hook to Reid's body.
Slurper throws a hook to the side of Reid's head but Reid sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Slurper takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Reid misses with a straight left.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Reid manages to avoid it.
Reid tries to counter by closing the distance.
Slurper looks to land a combination but Reid avoids it well.
Slurper moves into range and connects with a jab.
Slurper has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Reid.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Slurper cracks Reid with a right hand to the side of the head.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Reid fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Slurper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Slurper misses with a hook to the body
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Slurper misses with a hook
and Reid counters with a stiff right hand.
Slurper avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Slurper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Slurper looks to land a combination but Reid avoids it well.
Slurper throws a series of punches but Reid moves out of range.
Reid throws out a counter right but Slurper avoids it with no problem.
Slurper stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Reid.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Reid slips under a jab.
Reid uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slurper.
Reid throws a big shot that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Reid throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Reid scores with a leg kick.
Reid is looking to land body kicks.
Reid lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Slurper misses with a shot to the body
and Reid counters with a slapping leg kick.
Reid scores with a sloppy right hand. Slurper should have avoided that one.
Good standup being displayed there by Reid as he connects with a hook.
Slurper throws out a loose jab but Reid uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Reid gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Slurper looks to land a combination but Reid avoids it well.
Reid throws a leg kick but Slurper moved away.
It looked like Slurper wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Reid misses with a body shot.
Slurper throws a shot from downtown. Reid moves away and avoids it.
Reid fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Slurper.
Slurper throws a hook but Reid avoids it easily.
Slurper checks a low kick from Reid.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slurper throws a series of punches but Reid avoids them all with ease.
Reid does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A big left from Slurper misses.
Reid flicks out a counter leg kick but Slurper steps away.
Reid slips a straight right by Slurper.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Reid lands a high kick!
Reid uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Slurper blocks a head kick by Reid.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slurper misses with a jab, cross combination.
Reid has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Slurper finds it's way round the side to connect with Reid's head.
Slurper looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Reid dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Slurper. That did some damage!
Reid walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Slurper moves out of range of the body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Reid. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Reid.
Slurper throws a lazy right hand but Reid sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slurper throws a body punch but Reid moves out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Reid tried to score with a low kick but Slurper checks it.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
Reid appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Reid throws a nice outside leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Reid, right into the meat.
Reid finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Slurper throws a body punch but Reid moves out of range.
Reid was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Slurper on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
Reid throws out a counter right but Slurper avoids it with no problem.
Reid tries to score with a low kick but Slurper moves his leg out of the way.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Reid does a little dance to reset his feet.
Reid misses with a body kick.
Reid scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Reid ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slurper moves away.
Slurper scores with a nice right hand.
A jab from Reid does it's job there.
Reid lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Jaheim Reid just about did enough to take it.
That's time! Back to the action!

A clash of legs there as Slurper blocks the low kick.
Slurper misses with a looping right.
Reid looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Reid loads up on a big right hand but Slurper slips the punch.
Slurper scores with a jab.
Reid throws a head kick but Slurper moves out of range.
Reid ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Slurper scores with a crisp jab that stopped Reid in his tracks.
Reid moves away from the strike by Slurper.
Reid looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Reid lands with a thumping leg kick.
A cross from Reid lands.
Reid throws a shot from downtown. Slurper moves away and avoids it.
Reid fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Slurper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Reid slips a straight right by Slurper.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Reid.
Reid throws a quick inside leg kick.
Reid jabs Slurper right on the nose. Slurper blinks but takes it well.
Slurper lands a right hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Reid cracks Slurper with a right hand to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slurper steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Reid.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Reid moves away.
Slurper scores with a hook to the body. Reid takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Reid ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Slurper misses with a low kick.
Reid showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Slurper.
Reid ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Reid.
Nice shot lands for Slurper.
Slurper takes a swing at Reid's ribcage but misses.
Slurper takes a swing at Reid's ribcage but misses.

Reid gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Reid blocking some punches.
Reid prevents a body shot from Slurper.
Reid tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Reid can't find room to land a body shot as Slurper controls the action.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slurper is working Reid over against the cage.
Reid is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Slurper working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Slurper's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Slurper throws an overhand right that lands on Reid's shoulder, as Reid tries to avoid the shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Reid ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
A swing and a miss from Slurper.
Slurper misses with an uppercut. Reid saw that one coming.
Slurper connects with a right hand. Reid shakes it off.
Slurper connects with a crisp jab.
Reid keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Slurper chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Reid can pounce on him.
Reid misses with a wild body shot.
Reid moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Slurper misses with a hook. Reid ducked under it nicely.
Reid thuds his right hand into Slurper's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Reid connects with a leg kick. Slurper looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Slurper throws out a loose jab but Reid uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Reid dips to his left and cracks Slurper with an uppercut!
Reid misses with a low kick.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Reid looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Reid misses with an uppercut. Slurper saw that one coming.
Slurper ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Reid uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slurper.
A jab lands there for Reid.
Slurper throws a leg kick but Reid sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Reid moves out of range as Slurper strikes.
Reid lands a jab to the head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Reid does a little dance to reset his feet.
A slapping leg kick lands for Reid.
Reid uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Reid keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Slurper has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Reid slips a jab and a cross from Slurper.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slurper throws a hook but Reid avoids it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Reid misses with a low kick.
A left lands for Reid.
Reid takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Slurper throws a leg kick but Reid sees it coming and moves out of range.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Reid - that will leave a mark!
Reid pushes Slurper away with a front kick.
A good leg kick by Reid.
That kick from Reid tenderised Slurper's leg. Slurper is trying to keep his angry face on.
The fighters circling - Slurper throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Reid misses with a looping left.
Reid chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Slurper fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Reid tries to land a front kick but Slurper steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Reid doesn't manage to clinch there - Slurper circles away.
An attempted straight right counter from Slurper misses the target.
Slurper throws a looping overhand right but Reid ducks down to avoid it.
Slurper swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Slurper throws a poor cross that misses
and Reid counters with a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Jaheim Reid will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Slurper's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Reid fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Slurper is out of range.
Reid connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Slurper's hands.
Slurper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Reid was well out of range. Poor timing from Slurper.
Slurper connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Slurper scores with a jab to the body.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Reid.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Reid manages to avoid it.
Reid lands with a thumping leg kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Reid.
Slurper stuns Reid with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Reid punishes Slurper's body with a nice straight punch.
Slurper throws a right and a left that both miss.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
Slurper moves out of range as Reid strikes.
Nice defenses there by Reid.
Slurper will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Reid misses with a low kick.
Reid throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Reid.
Reid doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Reid throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Reid lands a leg kick that knocks Slurper off balance momentarily.
Slurper fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Reid tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Slurper is able to avoid easily.
Reid throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Reid throws a nice head kick!
Slurper misses with a straight right.
Reid connects with a jab.
Reid goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Slurper throws a jab when Reid was well out of range.
Reid takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Slurper moves out of range of the strikes.
Slurper looks to land a combination but Reid avoids it well.
Slurper swings for the body but Reid moves out of range.
Slurper throws an off balance right hand
and Reid counters with a low kick, right behind Slurper 's knee.
Reid feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Slurper's calf.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Reid waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Slurper.
Slurper misses with a looping right.
Reid moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Slurper takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Slurper slips under a jab.
Slurper blocks a jab.
Reid slips under a jab from Slurper.
Slurper has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Reid.
Slurper looks to score with a jab to the body but Reid is just out of range.
A big left from Slurper misses.
Slurper blocks a leg kick.
Reid avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Reid fakes the leg kick and cracks Slurper in the body.
Slurper closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Reid wants to land a leg kick but Slurper is out of range.
Slurper lands with an uppercut that bounces Reid off the cage and back into range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Reid lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Slurper has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Slurper and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slurper throws a shot from downtown. Reid moves away and avoids it.
Slurper cracks Reid with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A big right from Slurper misses.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slurper looks to throw the jab but Reid is out of range.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Reid moves away.
Reid throws a low kick but it's checked well by Slurper.
Reid ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Slurper looks to throw the jab but Reid is out of range.
Nice jab there from Slurper.

Reid fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Slurper, pushing him back against the cage.
Slurper lands with a light punch inside.
Reid goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Reid prevents Slurper from breaking the clinch.
Slurper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Reid lands a shoulder strike.
Reid misses with a punch to the body.
Reid can't find room to land a body shot as Slurper controls the action.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Reid stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Slurper tries to circle away but Reid has him pinned against the cage.
Slurper tries a body shot but Reid blocks it.
A hook to the body from Slurper.
Reid is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Reid works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slurper has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Reid.
Slurper lands with a light punch inside.
Reid doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Reid misses with a hook to the ribs.
Reid tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slurper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Slurper escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Reid lands with a kick to the temple. Slurper shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Slurper cracks Reid with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Reid bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Slurper swings for the body but Reid moves out of range.
Reid thumps Slurper with a low kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Snot Slurper.
I think Slurper has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 48:48
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 49:46
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 49:46

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper retains his middleweight title!
After the big win, Snot Slurper made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors UnderGround Clothing Co. and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.