PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Dirty WhiteBoy (ranked 2995 p4p, 281 weight class) and Long Schlong (ranked 2928 p4p, 278 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

WhiteBoy
vs
Schlong

181 cm
28
153 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

178 cm
21
150 lbs
5 - 6 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
KO power

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dirty WhiteBoy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Long Schlong!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Alan Glass and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
WhiteBoy misses with a hook to the body
and Schlong counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
WhiteBoy looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Schlong slips under a jab.
A countering left hand to the body from Schlong misses.
Schlong connects with a leg kick. WhiteBoy looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Schlong cracks the inside of WhiteBoy's front leg.
Schlong misses with a right hand
and WhiteBoy counters with a straight right hand.
WhiteBoy scores with a jab.
Schlong ducks under a wild hook from WhiteBoy.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as WhiteBoy checks a leg kick.
Schlong just misses with a punch to the body.
Schlong avoids the body shot from WhiteBoy.
Dirty WhiteBoy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Schlong avoids the body shot from WhiteBoy.
Schlong drops down looking to force a counter takedown but WhiteBoy defends it well.
WhiteBoy lands with a right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A slow jab from WhiteBoy misses its intended target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schlong lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Good shot there by WhiteBoy.

Schlong looking to score a takedown here. WhiteBoy is defending well but Schlong drives through and ends up in WhiteBoy's guard.
Schlong stops WhiteBoy from standing up.
WhiteBoy is trying to keep Schlong in close.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Schlong slips nicely into half guard.
WhiteBoy trying to hold on to Schlong's head to control him but Schlong postures up.

Schlong seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. WhiteBoy is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Long Schlong!
Long Schlong bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.