PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jose Canseco (ranked 1552 p4p, 31 weight class) and Bubble Butt (ranked 1452 p4p, 63 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Canseco might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Lisa Gerrard, Peter Bourke - Meltdown. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Canseco
vs
Butt

193 cm
24
241 lbs
9 - 11 - 0

199 cm
22
270 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jose Canseco !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bubble Butt!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Cecil Peabody and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Butt cracks Canseco with an open hand slap.
Canseco shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Butt eats them both and turns towards Canseco to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Canseco swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Butt throws a lazy right hand but Canseco sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Canseco takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Butt bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Canseco 's head backwards.
Canseco throws a right and a left that Butt avoids nicely.
Canseco misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Butt.
Canseco misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Butt.
Danga de danga de dang - Canseco scores with a four punch combination!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Canseco lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Canseco drops Butt with a naaaaasty hook - Butt is in real trouble here! Canseco dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jose Canseco !
Jose Canseco was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
Bubble Butt spoke after the fight, saying 'power'.