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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Schmorgen Biscuit (ranked 571 p4p, 73 weight class) and Vladimir Impaler (ranked 562 p4p, 72 weight class). Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Vladimir Impaler enters the cage!

183 cm
27
230 lbs
19 - 13 - 0
215 cm
27
275 lbs
20 - 10 - 0
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
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Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 wins, 13 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of Los Angeles, Schmorgen Biscuit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 wins, 10 losses and 0 draws, fighting out of London, Vladimir Impaler!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Chris Edwards and James Glass.



The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Impaler listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

It looks like Schmorgen Biscuit has been cut.

Biscuit looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Impaler wants to improve his position but Biscuit is controlling well.
Biscuit lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Impaler is trying to maintain the position but Biscuit is very close to passing his half guard.
Impaler tries to roll over but Biscuit keeps him under control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Impaler blocking the ground and pound attempt from Biscuit.
Biscuit lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Impaler trying to control but Biscuit postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Impaler wants to get back to full guard.
Impaler has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Biscuit is working away from the top position though.

Impaler is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Biscuit pulls his head out easily.
Impaler trying to hold on to Biscuit's head to control him but Biscuit postures up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Impaler looking for submissions off his back.
We've been hearing good reports from Biscuit's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Biscuit missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Impaler wants to control but Biscuit is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Impaler is looking to improve his position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.

Impaler looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Biscuit slips a nice elbow through Impaler's hands, connecting with Impaler's forehead.
Biscuit is nestled in close to Impaler, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Biscuit prevents Impaler from improving his position.
Biscuit is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Impaler wants to control but Biscuit is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Biscuit working Impaler over with strikes.
Biscuit looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Impaler slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.

Biscuit avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Impaler is trying to control the position but Biscuit postures up.
Biscuit has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Biscuit postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Biscuit trying to control the position from guard on top but Impaler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Biscuit slips nicely into half guard.
Biscuit wants to take a breather but Impaler is having none of it.
Biscuit lands with a punch from half guard.
Biscuit thows a huge punch but Impaler dodges it nicely.
Biscuit content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Impaler looking for submissions off his back.
Biscuit is looking to take a break and control but Impaler is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Impaler is trying to control but can't.
Biscuit trying to control the action but Impaler is working from the bottom.
Impaler is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Biscuit scores with a couple of nice shots.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Impaler gets full guard.
Impaler manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Biscuit manages to get himself to full guard.

Biscuit wants to sweep but no luck.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Schmorgen Biscuit dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Schmorgen Biscuit's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.


Impaler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Biscuit was well out of range. Poor timing from Impaler.
Biscuit changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Impaler throws an off balance right hand
and Impaler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Biscuit throws a looping overhand right but Impaler ducks down to avoid it.
Impaler takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Biscuit tries for a takedown but Impaler circles away easily
and Biscuit takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Biscuit connects with a right hand. Impaler shakes it off.
Biscuit closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Impaler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Biscuit.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Biscuit here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biscuit steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Impaler.
A cross from Impaler lands.
Biscuit misses with an uppercut. Impaler saw that one coming.
Impaler leaves Biscuit with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Impaler misses with a hook. Biscuit ducked under it nicely.
Biscuit misses with a body shot
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
Biscuit looks to clinch
letting Impaler counter with a right hand.
Biscuit is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Impaler can do to turn this around?
Biscuit looks to throw the jab but Impaler is out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Impaler! But no joy.
Impaler throws a hook but Biscuit avoids it easily.
Impaler throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Biscuit sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Impaler loads up on a big right hand but Biscuit slips the punch.
Impaler throws a body punch but Biscuit moves out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Biscuit misses the target.
Biscuit fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Impaler jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Impaler tries to avoid it but Biscuit manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Impaler to the ground. Impaler escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Schmorgen Biscuit. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A big right from Biscuit misses.
Biscuit keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Impaler showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Biscuit.
It seemed like Impaler was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Impaler lands a jab.
Biscuit defending well as Impaler loads up on a big left hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Biscuit looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Impaler is fending him off so far but Biscuit persists. Nope, Impaler circles away and we're back to standing.
Impaler is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Impaler defending well as Biscuit loads up on a big left hand.
Biscuit throws an overhand right that lands on Impaler's shoulder, as Impaler tries to avoid the shot.

Biscuit moves into the clinch successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Impaler prevents the takedown attempt.
Biscuit misses with a punch on the inside.
Biscuit is working for takedown but Impaler is calmly controlling the position for now.

Impaler breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Biscuit misses with a straight right.
Donk. Impaler catches Biscuit right on the button with a cross.
Impaler throws a lazy uppercut
letting Biscuit counter with a right hand.
Impaler dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Biscuit is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Impaler stuffs the takedown attempt from Biscuit. Biscuit gets slowly back to his feet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Impaler. Biscuit does a little dance to reset his feet.
Biscuit half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Impaler throws a hook to the side of Biscuit's head but Biscuit sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Impaler throws a hook to the side of Biscuit's head but Biscuit sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Impaler keeps the fight on the outside.
Impaler moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Impaler throws out a loose jab but Biscuit uses good head movement to avoid it.
Biscuit tries to counter with a takedown but Impaler is quick to defend against it.
Impaler stuffs the takedown.

Biscuit fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Impaler sprawls well initially but Biscuit persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Impaler looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Impaler tries to roll over but Biscuit keeps him under control.
Impaler is pressing down on Biscuit's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.

Impaler is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Biscuit is aware though and is defending well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Vladimir Impaler will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Schmorgen Biscuit's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!


Biscuit throws a lazy uppercut
and Impaler counters with a left to the body.
Impaler circles away from the clinch attempt.
Impaler with a hook.
Biscuit cracks Impaler with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Impaler throws a body punch but Biscuit moves out of range.
Impaler misses the shot to the body.
Biscuit swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.

Biscuit closes the distance and clinches.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Impaler avoiding damage as Biscuit throws knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A left hand lands to the body for Biscuit.
Biscuit drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Biscuit has a couple of punches blocked by Impaler.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Impaler jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Biscuit walks away with a smile on his face. Impaler gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Impaler scores with a hook.
Impaler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Biscuit.
Impaler looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Impaler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Biscuit.
Biscuit has a takedown stuffed.
Impaler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Impaler misses with a lunging right hand
and Biscuit counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Biscuit loads up on a big right hand but Impaler slips the punch.
Biscuit keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Impaler loads up on a big right hand but Biscuit slips the punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Impaler looks to land a right hand but Biscuit moved out of range.
Biscuit takes a swing at Impaler's ribcage but misses.
Impaler looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Vladimir Impaler seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Biscuit gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Impaler counters with a stiff right hand.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Schmorgen Biscuit. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Impaler looks to land a left hand but Biscuit moved out of range nicely.
Impaler swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Biscuit.
Biscuit misses with a straight left.
Impaler looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Impaler misses with a straight left.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Biscuit looking to score a takedown here. Impaler is defending well but Biscuit drives through and ends up in Impaler's guard.
Biscuit controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Biscuit stands up over Impaler, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Impaler wants to control the position but Biscuit says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.

Impaler looking for submissions off his back.
Biscuit tries to pass the half guard into mount. Impaler knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Impaler is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Biscuit scores with a couple of nice shots.
Biscuit passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Impaler!
Impaler sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.

Impaler actively working from the bottom here.
Impaler trying to control from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Biscuit lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Biscuit winds up and cracks Impaler with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Biscuit wants to lay and pray for a moment but Impaler keeps working.
Impaler has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Biscuit is working away from the top position though.
Biscuit takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Biscuit scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Biscuit working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Biscuit keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Impaler trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but Biscuit manages to pass to mount!

And that's the end of the fight!
Schmorgen Biscuit showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Biscuit has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 29:28
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 29:28
Judge James Glass scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Schmorgen Biscuit!

Schmorgen Biscuit managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, IniTech Nutrition , into his post fight interview.
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RATING
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