PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Mannie Parazinho (ranked 2775 p4p, 257 weight class) and Perry St Hype (ranked 3890 p4p, 331 weight class). St Hype is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Red Dot Music - By: Mac Miller ft. Action Bronson. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Parazinho
vs
St Hype

174 cm
37
152 lbs
13 - 13 - 1

168 cm
32
158 lbs
12 - 8 - 2

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 13 - 1, fighting out of New York, Mannie Parazinho!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Perry St Hype!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, George Francis and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
St Hype lands a lovely overhand right.
Parazinho uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by St Hype.
St Hype looks to score with a jab to the body but Parazinho is just out of range.
Parazinho ducks under a wild hook from St Hype.
Parazinho fires out a quick counter leg kick but St Hype just manages to avoid it.
St Hype missing with a left hand there. Parazinho was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
St Hype lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Perry St Hype seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
St Hype scores with a decent looking hook.
Parazinho throws a big shot that misses.
St Hype tries a head kick but it misses.
St Hype connects with a solid leg kick.
St Hype misses with a hook.
St Hype lands with a shot to the body.
A nice leg kick lands there from Parazinho.
St Hype looks to land a left hand but Parazinho moved out of range nicely.
St Hype throws a lazy uppercut
and Parazinho counters with a straight right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Parazinho jabs at St Hype's body.
A telegraphed right hand from St Hype misses the target.
It looked like Parazinho wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
St Hype throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Parazinho lands a leg kick that knocks St Hype off balance momentarily.
St Hype takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body punch from St Hype.
Parazinho throws a body shot but no joy.
Parazinho uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by St Hype.
A slapping leg kick lands for St Hype.
Parazinho throws a good cross that connects.
A nice inside leg kick there by Parazinho. That's going to slow St Hype down.
Parazinho is looking to clinch but St Hype is avoiding it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Parazinho. St Hype does a little dance to reset his feet.
A big left from St Hype misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Parazinho misses the target.
St Hype misses the jab.
Parazinho avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
St Hype misses with a straight right.
St Hype is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Parazinho lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Parazinho throws a shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
St Hype misses with a left hand
and Parazinho counters with a nice low kick that buckles St Hype's knee momentarily.
St Hype throws a solid leg kick but Parazinho takes the impact on his shin and smiles at St Hype.
Parazinho wants to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
St Hype scores with a nice strike.
Parazinho misses with a body shot.
Nice defenses there by Parazinho.

St Hype feints and as Parazinho raises his hands in defense, St Hype changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Parazinho is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst St Hype is controlling him.
St Hype distracts Parazinho with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.

Parazinho escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. St Hype gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

Parazinho is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Parazinho is trying to control the position but St Hype postures up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
St Hype landing with the ground and pound.
St Hype trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

Parazinho is looking for a triangle but St Hype pushes his legs off easily.
St Hype throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Parazinho works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
St Hype trying to control but Parazinho is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
St Hype lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Parazinho keeping moving, preventing St Hype from controlling successfully.
St Hype must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
St Hype landing some decent shots from guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.

St Hype got a little sloppy there for a moment and Parazinho has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, St Hype has managed to get both his arms back between Parazinho's legs - danger averted.
St Hype slips nicely into half guard.
Parazinho blocking the ground and pound attempt from St Hype.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. St Hype connects with a nice short shot to Parazinho's temple.
St Hype thows a huge punch but Parazinho dodges it nicely.
St Hype lands with a punch from half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. St Hype lands a nice short elbow.
Parazinho makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Parazinho.
St Hype distracts Parazinho with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
St Hype missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Parazinho is trying to keep St Hype in close.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Perry St Hype will probably get the nod.
That's time! Parazinho's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

St Hype throws a jab but it's blocked by Parazinho.
Parazinho throwing a counter right hand but St Hype manages to avoid it.
Parazinho misses the shot to the body.
It seemed like St Hype was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Parazinho slips under a jab.
St Hype digs a good hook to Parazinho's body.
St Hype throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Parazinho misses with a body shot.
Parazinho throws a body punch but St Hype moves out of range.
St Hype moves out of range of the leg kick from Parazinho.
A nice side step and St Hype releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
St Hype looks to land a left hand but Parazinho moved out of range nicely.
St Hype jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Parazinho takes one to the chin there.
A telegraphed right hand from St Hype misses the target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
St Hype tests Parazinho's chin there with a solid looking shot.
St Hype has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
St Hype connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Parazinho looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
St Hype throws a poor cross that misses
and Parazinho counters with a straight right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parazinho moves out of range of the strikes.
Parazinho staying out of range there.
St Hype throws a big shot that misses.
Nice uppercut there from St Hype.
St Hype lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Parazinho slips a straight right by St Hype.
It looked like Parazinho wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Parazinho moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A decent looking cross lands there for Parazinho.
St Hype throws a shot from downtown. Parazinho moves away and avoids it.
St Hype misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
St Hype takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
A big right from St Hype misses.
Parazinho misses with a wild body shot.
Parazinho takes a swing at St Hype's ribcage but misses.
Parazinho misses with a looping right.
St Hype checks a low kick from Parazinho.
St Hype throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
St Hype misses with an uppercut
and Parazinho counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
St Hype avoids the body shot from Parazinho.
St Hype misses with a looping right.
A slow jab from St Hype misses its intended target.
A quick step to the side and Parazinho tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Parazinho takes a head kick and keeps coming.
St Hype staying out of range there.
St Hype misses with a straight left.
Parazinho uses good head movement to avoid the hook from St Hype.
Parazinho half committed to a counter leg kick.

St Hype shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Parazinho is trying to defend but St Hype finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Parazinho moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.

Parazinho looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but St Hype is defending well. Parazinho quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! St Hype has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Parazinho celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Mannie Parazinho!
A victorious Mannie Parazinho thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.