PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fightah Numbah Three (ranked 4504 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lord Sebastian Mountbatten Dillinger (ranked 4697 p4p, 0 weight class). Fightah Numbah Three has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Numbah Three
vs
Sebastian Mountbatten Dillinger

190 cm
20
240 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

197 cm
18
273 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Likes comics

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Fightah Numbah Three!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Lord Sebastian Mountbatten Dillinger!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Paul Tew and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mountbatten Dillinger misses with a jab, cross combination.
Mountbatten Dillinger should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
No luck for Numbah Three with that takedown attempt.
Numbah Three shoots and misses
and Mountbatten Dillinger counters with a nice leg kick.
Numbah Three takes one on the button.

Numbah Three dives in and scores a takedown into Mountbatten Dillinger's guard.
Mountbatten Dillinger wants to sweep but no luck.
Mountbatten Dillinger is trying to keep Numbah Three in close.
Numbah Three is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Numbah Three chips away with some ground and pound.
Numbah Three won't allow Mountbatten Dillinger to sweep him here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Numbah Three drops back looking for a leg! Mountbatten Dillinger is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Mountbatten Dillinger manages to kick Numbah Three off! Numbah Three jumps back into Mountbatten Dillinger's guard.
Mountbatten Dillinger looking to control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mountbatten Dillinger keeping moving, preventing Numbah Three from controlling successfully.
Mountbatten Dillinger is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Numbah Three working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Mountbatten Dillinger wants to stand but Numbah Three is controlling the position.
Numbah Three lands a couple of elbows.
Numbah Three postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Numbah Three won't allow Mountbatten Dillinger to sweep him here.
Numbah Three slips nicely into half guard.
Mountbatten Dillinger has hold of Numbah Three's hands but Numbah Three slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Numbah Three connects with a nice short shot to Mountbatten Dillinger's temple.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Numbah Three connects with a nice short shot to Mountbatten Dillinger's temple.
Numbah Three has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

Numbah Three in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Mountbatten Dillinger tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Numbah Three!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Fightah Numbah Three!