PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Hairy Scrotum (ranked 299 p4p, 46 weight class) and Gaultier Girard (ranked 237 p4p, 34 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Scrotum
vs
Girard

185 cm
28
177 lbs
20 - 9 - 0

196 cm
27
183 lbs
17 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
UnderGround Clothing Co.

Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hairy Scrotum!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gaultier Girard!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Sam Margolis and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Scrotum looks for the body kick but Girard saw that one coming.
Girard swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Scrotum counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Girard blocks a head kick by Scrotum.
Girard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Scrotum connects with a body shot that sends Girard's belly button to the back.
Scrotum with a jab.
Scrotum misses with a body shot.
Girard missing with a left hand there. Scrotum was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
It looked like Scrotum was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Scrotum looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Scrotum scores with a jab to the head.
Scrotum lands with a good body shot.
Girard lands a slapping body shot.
Scrotum misses with a low kick.
Girard tests Scrotum's chin there with a solid looking shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Girard looks for the body kick but Scrotum saw that one coming.
Scrotum throws a hook but Girard avoids it easily.
Scrotum lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Scrotum.
Scrotum on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Scrotum punishes Girard's body with a nice straight punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Scrotum misses with a hook. Girard ducked under it nicely.
Girard looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Scrotum appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Girard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Scrotum manages to avoid it.
A head kick misses from Scrotum.
Scrotum thows a left - swing and a miss!
Girard now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Girard avoids the head kick by Scrotum.
A slapping body kick lands there for Girard.
Girard has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Girard there as he acknowledges the shot.
Girard takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Scrotum connects with a nice looking jab.
Girard throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Girard thuds his shin into the meat of Scrotum's side.
Scrotum moves out of range of the body kick.
Girard thumps Scrotum with a low kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Scrotum throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Girard sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Scrotum swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Scrotum backing away here, and Girard unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Scrotum on the wrong end of a kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum misses with a wild body shot.
Scrotum throws a body punch but Girard moves out of range.
Scrotum drops his hands momentarily and Girard takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Girard blocks a head kick by Scrotum.
Scrotum scores with a jab to the body.
Girard has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Scrotum.
Girard throws the kick towards the body but Scrotum avoids it.
Girard avoids the head kick by Scrotum.
Scrotum throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Scrotum is looking to wear down Girard with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Scrotum avoids the head kick by Girard.
Scrotum walks forward, straight into a front kick from Girard.
Girard digs a good body shot into Scrotum's ribs.
Scrotum ducks under a wild hook from Girard.
Scrotum scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Scrotum uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Girard.
As Girard looks to move away, Scrotum throws a big counter combo but Girard just gets out of the way.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Scrotum.
Scrotum takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Scrotum throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Scrotum!
Girard takes a jab right on the kisser.
Girard throws out a loose jab but Scrotum uses good head movement to avoid it.
Scrotum throws a low kick but Girard moves out of range easily.
Girard plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

It looks like Hairy Scrotum has been cut.
Girard avoids a kick to the body.
Girard looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Scrotum throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Scrotum connects with a body shot that sends Girard's belly button to the back.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Scrotum.

Girard is rocked!
Girard misses with a kick to the body.
Girard is still on wobbly legs! Can Scrotum finish him?
Scrotum looks to score with a jab to the body but Girard is just out of range.
Scrotum lands an uppercut, right on the button! Girard tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hairy Scrotum!
During a confident post fight interview, Hairy Scrotum thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.