PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Darth Sidious (ranked 239 p4p, 33 weight class) and Damagon Enchãrya (ranked 281 p4p, 40 weight class). Enchãrya has chosen Blaxcaliber as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Sidious
vs
Enchãrya

180 cm
35
204 lbs
38 - 24 - 0

189 cm
26
209 lbs
9 - 4 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 38 - 24 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Darth Sidious!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Damagon Enchãrya!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Donald Grub and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sidious uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Enchãrya has time to react.
Sidious scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Sidious takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Enchãrya throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sidious sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Sidious appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
A good leg kick by Sidious.
Enchãrya avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Sidious fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Enchãrya has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Enchãrya loads up on a big right hand but Sidious slips the punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sidious uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Enchãrya.
Enchãrya avoids the head kick by Sidious.
Sidious uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Enchãrya.
Enchãrya moves into range and lands a nice body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sidious misses with a hook
and Enchãrya counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Enchãrya. Sidious does a little dance to reset his feet.
Enchãrya misses with a body shot.
Enchãrya throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
It looked like Sidious was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Enchãrya is looking to land body kicks.
Sidious takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Enchãrya throws a push kick but Sidious slaps the foot to one side.
As Enchãrya backs away, Sidious returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Sidious throws a wild body kick that Enchãrya sees coming a mile off.
Enchãrya does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Enchãrya ducks under a wild hook from Sidious.
Enchãrya wants to counter with a clinch but Sidious pushes him away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Enchãrya scores with a kick to the midsection.
Sidious ducks under a wild hook from Enchãrya.
Enchãrya misses with a right hand
and Sidious counters with a one-two to the body.
Sidious misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Enchãrya keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sidious throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Enchãrya throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Sidious on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Sidious throws a head kick that half lands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sidious throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Enchãrya thinks about the counter body kick.
Enchãrya loads up on a big right hand but Sidious slips the punch.
Sidious misses with a left hand
and Enchãrya cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Sidious, right into the meat.
Sidious misses with an uppercut. Enchãrya saw that one coming.
Enchãrya connects with a solid leg kick.
A shot to the body from Sidious misses
and Enchãrya counters with a nice uppercut.
Sidious on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Enchãrya. Enchãrya obviously looking to wear him down.
Sidious moves out of range as Enchãrya throws a body kick.
Sidious scores with a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Enchãrya shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Enchãrya with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Sidious throws out a leg kick but Enchãrya moves out of range and Sidious only half commits.
Sidious lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sidious lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Enchãrya takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Enchãrya scores with a jab to the body.
Sidious throws a hook but Enchãrya avoids it easily.
Sidious has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Enchãrya finds it's way round the side to connect with Sidious's head.
Sidious avoids a kick to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Damagon Enchãrya will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Sidious throws a series of punches but Enchãrya moves out of range.
It seemed like Enchãrya was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
A jab from Sidious misses.
Sidious connects with a solid leg kick.
Enchãrya steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sidious.
Enchãrya tries a head kick but it misses.
Sidious throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Enchãrya lands with a right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sidious lands a head shot.
Enchãrya avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

Enchãrya cracks Sidious with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Enchãrya has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Sidious to stand back up!

Sidious is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Enchãrya moves in close and cracks Sidious with a massive right hand! Sidious, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Enchãrya!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Damagon Enchãrya!
Damagon Enchãrya spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.