PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Super SuperHeavyWeight (ranked 367 p4p, 19 weight class) and Ladera Hawthorne (ranked 994 p4p, 49 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Hawthorne's choice of entrance music: Beef Rap. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

SuperHeavyWeight
vs
Hawthorne

185 cm
31
280 lbs
22 - 5 - 0

190 cm
23
270 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Super SuperHeavyWeight!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ladera Hawthorne!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hawthorne blocks a jab.
Hawthorne drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Hawthorne wants to clinch up but SuperHeavyWeight keeps it at a distance.
SuperHeavyWeight lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Hawthorne throws a lazy body kick
and SuperHeavyWeight counters with a stiff right hand.
SuperHeavyWeight lands a nice looking body shot.
Hawthorne on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Hawthorne jabs SuperHeavyWeight right on the nose. SuperHeavyWeight blinks but takes it well.

It looks like Super SuperHeavyWeight has been cut.
Hawthorne lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

Hawthorne closes the distance and clinches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
SuperHeavyWeight struggles to land a body shot inside as Hawthorne controls his hands.
Hawthorne goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
SuperHeavyWeight swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hawthorne swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hawthorne blocks an uppercut.
Hawthorne misses with a short punch on the inside.
SuperHeavyWeight lands a body punch in the clinch.
Hawthorne tries to work over SuperHeavyWeight's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for SuperHeavyWeight.
Hawthorne lands a shoulder strike.
Hawthorne can't find room to land a body shot as SuperHeavyWeight controls the action.
SuperHeavyWeight tries to throw a body punch but Hawthorne avoids it by throwing SuperHeavyWeight back against the cage.
Hawthorne misses with a body punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by SuperHeavyWeight.
SuperHeavyWeight tries to throw a body punch but Hawthorne avoids it by throwing SuperHeavyWeight back against the cage.
SuperHeavyWeight can't find room to land a body shot as Hawthorne controls the action.
SuperHeavyWeight misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hawthorne softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
SuperHeavyWeight tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hawthorne tries to work over SuperHeavyWeight's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hawthorne tries to throw a body punch but SuperHeavyWeight avoids it by throwing Hawthorne back against the cage.
Hawthorne blocks an uppercut.
Hawthorne pushes SuperHeavyWeight back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A body shot lands from SuperHeavyWeight.
Hawthorne lands a shot to the body.
Hawthorne goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
SuperHeavyWeight lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Hawthorne lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
SuperHeavyWeight digs a right hand into Hawthorne's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Hawthorne's gas tank.
Hawthorne looks winded!
SuperHeavyWeight lands an uppercut.
SuperHeavyWeight lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Hawthorne backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Hawthorne fails to land.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hawthorne blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hawthorne tries to throw a body punch but SuperHeavyWeight avoids it by throwing Hawthorne back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hawthorne misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short right from SuperHeavyWeight on the inside.
SuperHeavyWeight lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from SuperHeavyWeight.
SuperHeavyWeight misses with a punch to the body.
SuperHeavyWeight is working Hawthorne over against the cage.
SuperHeavyWeight lands a body shot.
A short right from SuperHeavyWeight on the inside.
SuperHeavyWeight lands a shoulder strike.
SuperHeavyWeight misses with a punch to the body.
Hawthorne prevents a body shot from SuperHeavyWeight.
A right hand to the body from Hawthorne.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for SuperHeavyWeight.
A short left from SuperHeavyWeight.
Hawthorne throws a head punch that misses.
SuperHeavyWeight digs a right hand into Hawthorne's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Hawthorne's gas tank.
SuperHeavyWeight lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Hawthorne.
SuperHeavyWeight tries to throw a body punch but Hawthorne avoids it by throwing SuperHeavyWeight back against the cage.
SuperHeavyWeight lands a nice uppercut.
SuperHeavyWeight goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
SuperHeavyWeight fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A right hook to the body lands for SuperHeavyWeight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
SuperHeavyWeight lands a nice uppercut.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from SuperHeavyWeight.
SuperHeavyWeight struggles to land a body shot inside as Hawthorne controls his hands.
A right handed body shot lands from SuperHeavyWeight.
SuperHeavyWeight lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
SuperHeavyWeight lands a shoulder strike.
SuperHeavyWeight working some nice short punches in the clinch.
SuperHeavyWeight lands with a left to the head.
SuperHeavyWeight lands a left hand that snaps the head of Hawthorne backwards.
SuperHeavyWeight lands a nice uppercut.
SuperHeavyWeight lands a left hand.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, SuperHeavyWeight creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
SuperHeavyWeight works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
SuperHeavyWeight lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
SuperHeavyWeight lands with a right to the head.
A short body shot lands from SuperHeavyWeight as the two fighters clinch.
SuperHeavyWeight works on Hawthorne's body with a couple of short punches.
SuperHeavyWeight lands a body punch in the clinch.
SuperHeavyWeight lands a right hand.
SuperHeavyWeight pushes Hawthorne back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
SuperHeavyWeight scores with a shoulder strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
SuperHeavyWeight lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Hawthorne backwards.
SuperHeavyWeight misses with a body punch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by SuperHeavyWeight.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hawthorne.
SuperHeavyWeight goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
SuperHeavyWeight lands a body punch in the clinch.
SuperHeavyWeight lands a hook that snaps the head of Hawthorne backwards.
SuperHeavyWeight lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Hawthorne is rocked!
Nice body punch from SuperHeavyWeight - that landed with a thud.
Hawthorne is still on wobbly legs! Can SuperHeavyWeight finish him?
SuperHeavyWeight lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short body shot lands from SuperHeavyWeight as the two fighters clinch.
SuperHeavyWeight pushes Hawthorne against the cage. SuperHeavyWeight is working some dirty boxing. SuperHeavyWeight pushes off with a quick right hook! Hawthorne goes down! Hawthorne tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! SuperHeavyWeight moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super SuperHeavyWeight!
Super SuperHeavyWeight thanked the fans post fight for their support.