PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Kilmister (ranked 1449 p4p, 148 weight class) and Jerry Haze (ranked 1633 p4p, 162 weight class). Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Kilmister
vs
Haze

190 cm
31
155 lbs
10 - 8 - 1

168 cm
38
147 lbs
34 - 20 - 2

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Johnny Kilmister!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 34 - 20 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jerry Haze!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Chris Downing and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Haze lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Kilmister just misses with a punch to the body.
Haze scores with a three punch combo!
Kilmister misses with the combination.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Kilmister misses with a series of wild punches.
Haze throws a sloppy head kick and Kilmister moves out of range easily.
Kilmister wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Haze waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kilmister.
A nice inside leg kick there by Haze. That's going to slow Kilmister down.
Kilmister moves out of range of the body kick.
Kilmister ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kilmister scores with a one two! Haze had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Kilmister lands with a straight right. Haze didn't see that one coming.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kilmister defending well as Haze loads up on a big left hand.
Kilmister fires out a quick counter leg kick but Haze just manages to avoid it.

Kilmister clinches.
Kilmister really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Haze lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kilmister backwards.

Kilmister manages to break the clinch.
Haze takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Haze is looking to chop away at Kilmister's legs.
Kilmister throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Haze counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Haze misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kilmister lands a lovely overhand right.
Haze goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Kilmister misses with a hook.
Haze avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Johnny Kilmister seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A telegraphed right hand from Kilmister misses the target.
Haze let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Haze blocks a leg kick.
Haze only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Kilmister tries a head kick but it misses.
Haze only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Good work by Haze as he checks the leg kick.
Kilmister misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kilmister tries to clinch but Haze is having none of it.
Kilmister throws a poor cross that misses
and Haze counters with a nice uppercut.
Kilmister lands with a slapping head kick.

Haze gets a takedown into half guard.
Kilmister is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at Death Valley Training Facility that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Haze missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Haze thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Haze frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kilmister avoids a series of strikes thrown by Haze.
Haze looking to finish with strikes here!
Haze thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Kilmister really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Haze connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Haze scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Haze working away from the top, dropping strikes.

Kilmister is rocked!
Haze lands a heavy elbow.
Oh Kilmister is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
A big strike lands for Haze! That's really hurt Kilmister and he's turned his back - Haze keeps firing away and the ref dives in to stop the fight! Haze jumps to his feet to celebrate the victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jerry Haze!
Our winner, Jerry Haze, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.