PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Raycon Figg (ranked 1506 p4p, 70 weight class) and Ubungu Bamboo Face (ranked 1337 p4p, 62 weight class). Figg comes to the cage accompanied by Ten Ton Hammer by MACHINE HEAD. Raycon Figg is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Figg
vs
Bamboo Face

200 cm
25
289 lbs
10 - 9 - 0

205 cm
22
285 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Raycon Figg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ubungu Bamboo Face!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Anthony Taglia and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Figg throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bamboo Face swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Figg swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Bamboo Face connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Bamboo Face clinches with his opponent.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Figg.
Figg can't get the takedown.
Bamboo Face scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Bamboo Face blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Figg drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Figg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bamboo Face avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Figg drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Raycon Figg. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bamboo Face lands a shoulder strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Figg misses with a punch to the body.
Bamboo Face lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bamboo Face lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Figg tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bamboo Face's elbow.
Bamboo Face pushes Figg back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Figg tries to throw a body punch but Bamboo Face avoids it by throwing Figg back against the cage.
Figg looking for a takedown.
Figg fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bamboo Face misses with a body punch.
A short right from Bamboo Face on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bamboo Face.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Figg tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bamboo Face's elbow.
Figg has a couple of punches blocked by Bamboo Face.
Figg tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Figg tries a knee to the head but Bamboo Face blocks it.
Bamboo Face struggles to land a body shot inside as Figg controls his hands.
A nice left hand lands by Bamboo Face.
Figg is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Figg has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Bamboo Face after a bit of a struggle.
Bamboo Face lands with a right to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bamboo Face cracks Figg with a nice body shot.
Bamboo Face lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bamboo Face prevents a body shot from Figg.
A head punch on the inside from Bamboo Face fails to land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Bamboo Face - that landed with a thud.
Bamboo Face lands a right hand that snaps the head of Figg backwards.

Figg is rocked!
Figg throws a head punch that misses.
Figg tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bamboo Face prevents a takedown attempt there.
Figg tries to throw a body punch but Bamboo Face avoids it by throwing Figg back against the cage.
Bamboo Face lands a right hand that snaps the head of Figg backwards.
Oh Figg is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bamboo Face fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bamboo Face throws a punch but it's blocked by Figg.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bamboo Face.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Figg.
Figg blocks an uppercut.
Bamboo Face misses with a punch on the inside.
Figg seems to have got his legs back now.
Figg misses with a body punch.
Bamboo Face lands a body shot in the clinch.
Figg tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bamboo Face's elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bamboo Face misses with some punches.
Bamboo Face lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bamboo Face unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Figg! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Bamboo Face is unloading with more strikes now! Figg drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ubungu Bamboo Face!
Ubungu Bamboo Face really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that OLIMPO logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.