PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Spank Crank (ranked 3299 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jesus Joseph (ranked 7367 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Crank
vs
Joseph

180 cm
32
224 lbs
22 - 11 - 0

183 cm
19
200 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Spank Crank!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jesus Joseph!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Gwen Towbar and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Joseph takes one to the chin there.
Nice jab there from Crank.
Joseph doesn't manage to clinch there - Crank circles away.
Crank dips to his left and cracks Joseph with an uppercut!
Joseph drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Joseph takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

Joseph is rocked!
Joseph walks straight into a right hand from Crank - that's dropped him! Crank jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Joseph from any more punishment! Joseph complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Spank Crank!
An out of breath Spank Crank thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.