PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Hitler (ranked 1416 p4p, 171 weight class) and Kyle Seehaver (ranked 1449 p4p, 174 weight class). Hitler's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Soldatenlieder. Adolf Hitler has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Hitler
vs
Seehaver

175 cm
29
160 lbs
6 - 6 - 0

183 cm
32
155 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

Excellent grappler
Counter fighter
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Adolf Hitler!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kyle Seehaver!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Paul Tew and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Seehaver ducks right into an uppercut from Hitler.
Hitler misses the body punch

so Seehaver counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Seehaver trying to control the position from guard on top but Hitler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Seehaver thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Seehaver drops back for a leg here. A bit of a high risk move... He's looking for a kneebar by the looks of things. Now both of them are looking for submissions. Seehaver seems to have locked his on tight now - Hitler screams in pain and taps out furiously! It certainly was a high risk move but it's paid off for Seehaver, as he picks up the win!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Kyle Seehaver!
Kyle Seehaver is the new lightweight champion!
In defeat, Adolf Hitler stepped up to the mic, saying 'Anyone can deal with victory. Only the mighty can bear defeat.'.