PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heavy HeavyWeight (ranked 1022 p4p, 132 weight class) and Ginger Jesus (ranked 1860 p4p, 215 weight class). Jesus is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Jesus Walks BY-KANYE WEST. Ginger Jesus is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

HeavyWeight
vs
Jesus

185 cm
31
280 lbs
21 - 7 - 0

195 cm
26
243 lbs
13 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

KOMBAT KLOTHING
Kimura Klothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Heavy HeavyWeight!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ginger Jesus!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Aafke Stam and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
HeavyWeight throws out a powerful jab.

Jesus has managed to clinch.
HeavyWeight throws a punch but it's blocked by Jesus.
HeavyWeight working aggressively here.
HeavyWeight misses with a punch on the inside.
Jesus misses with some punches.
HeavyWeight tries to throw a body punch but Jesus avoids it by throwing HeavyWeight back against the ropes.
Jesus misses with a body punch.
Jesus swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jesus.

It looks like Heavy HeavyWeight has been cut.
A short uppercut from Jesus.
Jesus tries a body shot but HeavyWeight blocks it.
HeavyWeight lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Jesus or not.
A nice right hand lands inside from Jesus.

Jesus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Jesus misses with a hook. HeavyWeight ducked under it nicely.
HeavyWeight on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jesus takes a jab right on the kisser.

Jesus has closed the distance and engaged HeavyWeight in a clinch.
A hook to the body from HeavyWeight.
Jesus swings wildly with an uppercut but HeavyWeight uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short uppercut from HeavyWeight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jesus is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
A head punch blocked on the inside by HeavyWeight.
Jesus misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from HeavyWeight.

Jesus breaks from the clinch.
Jesus tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. HeavyWeight manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
HeavyWeight throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jesus missing with a left hand there. HeavyWeight was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
HeavyWeight cracks a nice hook into Jesus's ribs.
HeavyWeight uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jesus.
Nice straight punches there by Jesus. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Jesus.

Heavy HeavyWeight's cut is getting worse.
Jesus is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
HeavyWeight misses with a few strikes there.
HeavyWeight circles away from the clinch attempt.
HeavyWeight swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
A swing and a miss from HeavyWeight.
Jesus throws out a counter right but HeavyWeight avoids it with no problem.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jesus cracks HeavyWeight with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Jesus throws a nice inside leg kick.
Jesus throws a shot from downtown. HeavyWeight moves away and avoids it.
Jesus avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
HeavyWeight takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jesus takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Jesus lands a jab to the nose.

Heavy HeavyWeight's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Jesus fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jesus slips a straight right by HeavyWeight.
HeavyWeight misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jesus.
Jesus tries to clinch but HeavyWeight is having none of it.

Jesus has closed the distance and engaged HeavyWeight in a clinch.
HeavyWeight lands a body shot in the clinch.
Jesus looks winded!
HeavyWeight stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
HeavyWeight doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
I was talking to HeavyWeight's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
HeavyWeight pushes Jesus back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, HeavyWeight creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right from HeavyWeight.
HeavyWeight scores with a shot to the side of Jesus's head.
Nice body punch from HeavyWeight - that landed with a thud.
HeavyWeight lands a shoulder strike.
Jesus takes a shot to the head.
HeavyWeight digs a right hand underneath Jesus's ribcage. Jesus let out a lung full of air as it connected.
HeavyWeight lands a shot to the body.
HeavyWeight lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A nice left hand lands by HeavyWeight.
HeavyWeight lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

Jesus is rocked!
HeavyWeight throws a big uppercut that drops Jesus! More strikes from HeavyWeight and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Jesus lies dazed against the ropes as HeavyWeight celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Heavy HeavyWeight!
Heavy HeavyWeight is the new heavyweight champion!
After winning the bout, Heavy HeavyWeight thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.