PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Foot Fungus (ranked 63 p4p, 12 weight class) and Jimmy Ryan (ranked 160 p4p, 22 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Fungus
vs
Ryan

194 cm
30
215 lbs
28 - 6 - 0

188 cm
31
205 lbs
28 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Foot Fungus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jimmy Ryan!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Saam Ante and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Fungus moves into the clinch successfully.
A short body shot lands from Ryan as the two fighters clinch.
Ryan misses with some punches.
Fungus misses with some punches.
Fungus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fungus lands a hook that snaps the head of Ryan backwards.
Ryan throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Fungus misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Ryan's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Fungus works the jab nicely.
Foot Fungus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Fungus, as that shot connected.

Ryan is rocked!
Fungus lunges in with a left hook that violently twists Ryan head around and knocks him out cold! Fungus hops onto the cage and yells out at the top of his lungs - Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah! They're showing the replay on the big screens now; that was nasty! I hope one of the photographers got a good shot of it.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Foot Fungus!
Foot Fungus very nearly forgot to thank Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.