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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ken Specht (ranked 24272 p4p, 419 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 13652 p4p, 0 weight class). Specht comes to the cage accompanied by blablabla. Falwell has chosen Don't Stop Believing as his entrance music. Yahweh Falwell looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!
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145 lbs
3 - 10 - 0 |
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171 cm
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136 lbs
2 - 109 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ken Specht!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 109 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Yahweh Falwell!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Aafke Stam and Saam Ante.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Specht sends Falwell crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Specht is motioning to the referee to let Falwell up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Falwell is rocked!
It looks like Yahweh Falwell has been cut.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Falwell drops his hands momentarily and Specht needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips Falwell just on the top of the head. Falwell drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in Falwell - he's done!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Ken Specht!
The defeated Yahweh Falwell had this to say: 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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