PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pension Buckets (ranked 2704 p4p, 278 weight class) and Lukasz Patryk (ranked 2671 p4p, 273 weight class). Buckets comes to the cage accompanied by Candyman - Knockin' Boots. Pension Buckets has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Buckets
vs
Patryk

200 cm
31
265 lbs
11 - 13 - 0

187 cm
30
208 lbs
11 - 23 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Great low kicks
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 13 - 0, fighting out of London, Pension Buckets!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 23 - 0, fighting out of London, Lukasz Patryk!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Donald Grub and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Buckets gets a clinch.
Buckets swings wildly with an uppercut but Patryk uses good head movement to avoid it.
Buckets utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Buckets gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Patryk.
Buckets tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Buckets misses with some punches.
Buckets struggles to land a body shot inside as Patryk controls his hands.
Buckets tries to land a knee to the head but Patryk blocks with his arms.
Patryk looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Buckets works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
We've been hearing reports that Buckets has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Patryk scores with a shot to the side of Buckets's head.
Patryk wants to take the fight to the mat but Buckets manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Buckets lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

It looks like Lukasz Patryk has been cut.
Buckets tries to throw a body punch but Patryk avoids it by throwing Buckets back against the cage.
Buckets lands a knee to the head.
Patryk looks winded!
Buckets jerks Patryk's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! Patryk drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! Buckets goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from Buckets because Patryk was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Pension Buckets!
After winning the bout, Pension Buckets thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
The defeated Lukasz Patryk had this to say: 'Shakaron Makaron, Shakaron Makaron, Shakaron Makaron!!!'.