PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Closet Case Conservative (ranked 168 p4p, 6 weight class) and Pony Pony (ranked 163 p4p, 6 weight class). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Case Conservative
vs
Pony

194 cm
38
263 lbs
37 - 13 - 0

222 cm
34
285 lbs
27 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 13 - 0, fighting out of London, Closet Case Conservative!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Pony Pony!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Chris Edwards and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Conservative jabs Pony to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Some wild striking there from Conservative.
Pony unleashes a big counter combination but Conservative bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Pony takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Conservative throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Pony lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Conservative jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Pony steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Conservative.
Conservative lands a leg kick that knocks Pony off balance momentarily.
Pony showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Conservative.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Decent striking displayed by Conservative there.
Conservative swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Pony moves into the clinch.
Conservative has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Conservative can't break the clinch.
Pony tries to land knees in the clinch but Conservative avoids the damage to the body.
Conservative lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Pony.
Conservative working hard to break the clinch.
Conservative working aggressively here.
Pony softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

Conservative breaks from the clinch.
Pony on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Conservative. Conservative obviously looking to wear him down.
Conservative misses with a wild body shot.
Conservative scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A big left from Conservative misses.
Pony tries to counter with a clinch but Conservative shakes him off and moves away.
Conservative throws an off balance right hand

and Pony counters with a crisp one two that drops Conservative! Pony thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Conservative to his feet! Conservative is in big trouble!
Conservative pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Pony appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Pony takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pony walks into a jab.
Conservative scores with a hook.
Conservative delivers a nice body kick.
Pony showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Conservative.
Conservative scores with a jab to the jaw.
Nice defenses there by Pony.
Conservative comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Conservative connects with a right hand. Pony shakes it off.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Conservative misses with a kick to the body.
Conservative throws a series of punches but Pony moves out of range.
Pony keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pony moves away from the strike by Conservative.
Jab by Conservative.
Conservative throws a body shot but no joy.
Pony doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Pony moves away from the strike by Conservative.
Pony on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Conservative feints and then cracks Pony's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Pony down.
Conservative lands a head shot.
Pony moves out of range as Conservative strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Conservative misses with the combination.
Conservative connects with a good right hand that stumbles Pony. Pony circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Pony tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Conservative feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Ponys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Conservative misses with a double jab.
Pony wants to counter the offense by Conservative and move into the clinch position.
Conservative feints and then cracks Pony's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Pony down.
Conservative rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Pony moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Pony wants to counter the offense by Conservative and move into the clinch position.
A telegraphed right hand from Conservative misses the target.
Conservative throws a low kick, looking for Pony's leg but Pony calmly moves out of range.
Pony lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Closet Case Conservative dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Conservative looks to land a left hand but Pony moved out of range nicely.
Conservative throws an off balance right hand
and Pony counters with a stiff right hand.
Pony Pony is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Conservative lets loose with a powerful body kick. Pony will feel that in the morning.
Conservative looks to land a left hand but Pony moved out of range nicely.
Pony doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Conservative loads up on a big right hand but Pony slips the punch.
A big left from Conservative misses.
Pony tries to counter by closing the distance.
Conservative throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Conservative throws an overhand right that lands on Pony's shoulder, as Pony tries to avoid the shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pony uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Conservative.
Conservative throws a shot from downtown. Pony moves away and avoids it.
Conservative's corner calls for a 1-2. Conservative obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pony avoids the body shot from Conservative.
Pony doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Conservative jabs at Pony's body.
Conservative misses with the combination.
Conservative misses with the combination.
It seemed like Pony was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Pony takes a jab right on the kisser.
Conservative swings for the body but Pony moves out of range.
Pony is looking for the big counter here.
A swing and a miss from Conservative.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pony blocks a jab.
Conservative looks to throw the jab but Pony is out of range.
Pony wants to counter with a clinch but Conservative pushes him away.
Conservative jabs Pony to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Conservative throws a leg kick that is checked
and Pony counters with a slapping leg kick.
Conservative fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pony manages to avoid it.
Conservative lands with a hook. Pony tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Conservative is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pony can do to turn this around?
Pony on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Pony sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Conservative looks to land a combination. Pony sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Conservative tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pony was well out of range. Poor timing from Conservative.
Pony looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Pony takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pony with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Conservative to score with a decent uppercut.
Pony avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pony looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Closet Case Conservative seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Conservative scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Pony uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Conservative.
Pony lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Conservative throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Conservative fails to land with a series of punches.
Closet Case Conservative is winning the standup battle so far.
Conservative connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Pony momentarily.
Pony bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Pony wants to counter with a clinch but Conservative pushes him away.
Conservative throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Conservative tries to score with a low kick but Pony moves his leg out of the way.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Conservative loads up on a big right hand but Pony slips the punch.
Conservative is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Pony.
Some wild striking there from Conservative.
Conservative throws a series of punches but Pony avoids them all with ease.
Conservative jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Pony swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Pony's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Pony checks a leg kick.
Pony is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Pony checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Pony steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Conservative.
Conservative throws a sloppy head kick and Pony moves out of range easily.
Despite the aggression on Pony's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
A solid leg kick lands there for Conservative.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Closet Case Conservative dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Conservative just misses with a punch to the body.
Pony is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
The fighters circle momentarily. Conservative darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Conservative misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Pony counters with a thumping low kick.
Conservative throws the left hand but Pony avoids the punch easily.
Pony moves away from the strike by Conservative.
A punch combination from Conservative misses.
Pony keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Despite the aggression on Pony's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pony takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Conservative throws a looping overhand right but Pony ducks down to avoid it.
Pony is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Conservative misses with a straight right.
Conservative lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Conservative throws the left hand but Pony avoids the punch easily.
Pony is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Conservative works Pony's body with a nice hook.
Conservative misses with an uppercut
and Pony counters with a good low kick that Conservative was not able to check.
Conservative throws a hook but Pony avoids it easily.
Conservative misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pony.
As Conservative backs off Pony throws a huge counter combo but Conservative manages to avoid it all.
Conservative misses with a body shot.
Pony unleashes a big counter combination but Conservative bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
A punch lands to the side of Pony 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Conservative fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pony manages to avoid it.
As Conservative backs off Pony throws a huge counter combo but Conservative manages to avoid it all.
Pony moves out of range as Conservative strikes.
Pony is looking for the big counter here.
Pony gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Pony Pony has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Conservative misses.
Conservative swings widly with a right hand
and Pony counters with a nice body shot.
Conservative will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Pony! But no joy.
Conservative looks for the body kick but Pony saw that one coming.
Pony lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Conservative will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Conservative wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Conservative misses with a double jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Conservative lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Pony circles away quickly and effectively.
Pony lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Conservative throws a predictable looking body shot
and Pony counters with a straight that turns Conservative's legs to rubber! Pony pushes forward with more strikes and Conservative goes down, battered and bloody! That's a wrap folks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:14 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pony Pony!
During a confident post fight interview, Pony Pony thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.