PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Cobweb Cooter (ranked 1699 p4p, 190 weight class) and Oenomaus Doctore (ranked 1470 p4p, 169 weight class). Cooter's entrance music is Porch Honky. A fine choice. The crowd seem to be enjoying Doctore's choice of entrance music: Metallica - . Oenomaus Doctore is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Cooter
vs
Doctore

169 cm
29
157 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

168 cm
29
146 lbs
13 - 7 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cobweb Cooter!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Oenomaus Doctore!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doctore connects with a crisp jab.
A cross from Cooter lands.
Cooter stalks Doctore and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Doctore's face. Doctore staggers backwards, shaken.
Doctore shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Doctore throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Cooter.

It looks like Cobweb Cooter has been cut.

Cooter tries to keep at a distance but Doctore has taken the fight into the clinch.
Cooter is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Doctore is defending well.
Cooter misses with some punches.

Doctore pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cooter displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

Doctore rushes Cooter and presses him up against the cage.

Cooter escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Cooter misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Doctore.
Cooter is looking to chop away at Doctore's legs.
And Doctore responds with a good body kick, but Cooter manages to step out the way in time.
Doctore takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Doctore misses with a few strikes there.
Cooter has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Malmi Aitta in the buildup to the fight.
Doctore tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Cooter circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cooter throws a shot to the body.
Oenomaus Doctore seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Doctore misses with an attempted mid kick.
A left and a right from Cooter both land. Nice combination.
Cooter connects with a nice looking jab.

Doctore is rocked!
Cooter swats away the attempt to clinch by Doctore.

Cooter tries to keep at a distance but Doctore has taken the fight into the clinch.

Doctore breaks the clinch.
Cooter circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cooter lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Doctore is still on wobbly legs! Can Cooter finish him?

Doctore instigates a clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Doctore tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Cooter avoids it.
Doctore seems to have recovered his senses.

Cooter has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Doctore is trying to keep an underhook but Cooter manages to get the takedown into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Doctore avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Cooter.
Cooter working the head and body with strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cooter working over Doctore with some ground and pound. Doctore looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Cooter slips a nice elbow through Doctore's hands, connecting with Doctore's forehead.
Cooter wants to lay and pray for a moment but Doctore keeps working.
Doctore flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Cooter takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Doctore told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.
Cooter lands with a punch from half guard.
Cooter takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Cooter is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Doctore is looking to control Cooter's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Doctore avoid being mounted?
Cooter throws a strike but Doctore avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Cooter has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cooter landing some decent shots from guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cooter scoring with punches to the head and body.
Cooter trying to control but Doctore is working from the bottom.
Cooter won't allow Doctore to get back to his feet.
Cooter stands up over Doctore, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Cooter scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Cooter wants to control from the top but Doctore keeps moving.
Doctore is trying to keep Cooter in close.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cooter trying to control the position from guard on top but Doctore is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cooter sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Cooter loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Cooter content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Doctore wants to get back to his feet but Cooter is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Cooter's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Cooter is in close to Doctore's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Cooter scoring with some ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cobweb Cooter dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Cobweb Cooter's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Cooter misses with a straight left.
Cooter jabs Doctore to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Doctore tries to clinch up but Cooter circles away and keeps his distance.

Doctore moves into the clinch.
Cooter changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Doctore fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Cooter swats away the attempt to clinch by Doctore.
Doctore cracks a nice hook into Cooter's ribs.
Doctore jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A shot to the liver by Cooter. Beautiful body shot.
Cooter connects with a right hand. Doctore shakes it off.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doctore has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cooter keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Doctore checks a leg kick.
Doctore has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Doctore there as he acknowledges the shot.
Cooter lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doctore throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Doctore moves in looking to clinch but Cooter pushes him off.
Oenomaus Doctore is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cooter fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Doctore misses with a wild body shot.
Doctore lands a right hook to the body.
Doctore throws a push kick but Cooter slaps the foot to one side.
Cooter throws a big counter combination but Doctore scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Cooter fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

Doctore moves into the clinch.

Doctore pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Doctore is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Doctore looks to clinch
and Cooter counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Doctore pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cooter cracks Doctore with an open hand slap.
Cobweb Cooter is winning the standup battle so far.
Cooter lands a body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Doctore gets tackled into the cage by Cooter. Cooter maintains the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cooter creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Doctore with a big uppercut! Doctore tries to clinch up but Cooter pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Doctore to the mat! Doctore covers up and Cooter unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Cobweb Cooter!
A relieved looking Cobweb Cooter thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.