PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Turd McPherson (ranked 1499 p4p, 67 weight class) and Francisco Babyara (ranked 848 p4p, 45 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

McPherson
vs
Babyara

225 cm
28
292 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

208 cm
28
270 lbs
15 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Insanely flexible

BJJ White Belt
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
Helsinki Xtreme Fightwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Turd McPherson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Francisco Babyara!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, David Schapiro and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McPherson pulls out of a head kick attempt.

McPherson fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Babyara sprawls well initially but McPherson persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
McPherson lands strikes from half guard.
McPherson drops an elbow to the side of Babyara's head.
McPherson drops an elbow to the side of Babyara's head.
Babyara trying to control here.
McPherson scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Babyara is trying to get back to full guard.
McPherson scoring with strikes to the body and head.
McPherson landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.

Babyara is rocked!
McPherson has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Babyara wants to improve his position but McPherson is controlling well.
Babyara is trying to defend against the ground and pound but McPherson scores with a couple of nice shots.
Babyara is still in real trouble! Can McPherson finish him?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McPherson seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McPherson scores with a big shot! Babyara's head bounced off the canvas with a huge thud! More strikes land and the referee has jumped in to save Babyara! He was hurt real bad - good stoppage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd McPherson!
Turd McPherson decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.