PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sleight Of Hand (ranked 2598 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nuke Laloosh (ranked 4198 p4p, 0 weight class). Sleight Of Hand could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Nuke Laloosh's chin.

Of Hand
vs
Laloosh

200 cm
25
211 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

200 cm
43
212 lbs
38 - 30 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sleight Of Hand!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 38 - 30 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Nuke Laloosh!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Nard Betker and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Of Hand throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Laloosh misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Of Hand displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Laloosh.
Of Hand swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Laloosh checks a leg kick.
Laloosh blocks a head kick by Of Hand.
Laloosh shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Of Hand as he jumps to the side.
Sleight Of Hand has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nuke Laloosh.
Of Hand misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

Laloosh shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Laloosh showed some decent athleticism there.
Laloosh prevents Of Hand from standing back up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Laloosh is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Of Hand is trying to stand.

Of Hand pushes Laloosh off and gets back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Of Hand tries to sprawl but Laloosh drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Of Hand pushes Laloosh off looking to stand but Laloosh dives back in and keeps control.
Of Hand on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Of Hand tries to get out of the position.

Laloosh is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Laloosh missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

Laloosh is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.

Laloosh is working for a submission of some sort.
Of Hand pushes Laloosh off looking to stand but Laloosh dives back in and keeps control.
Of Hand wants to stand back up but Laloosh manages to pass into side control.
Sloppy strikes there by Laloosh.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Of Hand wants to get back to his feet.
Of Hand trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Laloosh lands an elbow.

Laloosh is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Of Hand is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.

Laloosh is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Of Hand is trying to escape and Laloosh transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Of Hand is forced to tap! Nice work there by Laloosh! Very nice indeed!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Nuke Laloosh!
A very excited looking Nuke Laloosh made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.