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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Timo Juti (ranked 3275 p4p, 299 weight class) and Ted Thundercunt (ranked 5210 p4p, 416 weight class). Ted Thundercunt has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Timo Juti!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Ted Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Winston Alpacca and Dirk Anderson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thundercunt fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Juti, pushing him back against the cage.
Juti controlling the action here for a moment.
Juti comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Juti lands an elbow just above Thundercunt 's eye.
Juti is struggling to control the position.
Juti looking to throw knees to the head but Thundercunt is blocking nicely.
Juti scores with a knee to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Juti with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Thundercunt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short uppercut from Juti.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Juti digs a right hand underneath Thundercunt's ribcage. Thundercunt let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Juti blocks an uppercut.
Juti definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Juti takes a shot to the head.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt tries to work over Juti's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt takes an elbow to the temple.
It looks like Ted Thundercunt has been cut.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Juti lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Juti lands a damaging elbow.
Juti gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Juti gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Juti blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Juti blocking some punches.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Juti's elbow.
Juti lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Juti lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Juti prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Juti avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
Thundercunt takes an elbow to the forehead.
Thundercunt looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Thundercunt takes an elbow to the temple.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Juti.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Thundercunt takes an elbow to the forehead.
Juti tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Juti looking to stall.
Juti misses with an elbow strike.
Juti looking to throw knees to the head but Thundercunt is blocking nicely.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Juti lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Thundercunt.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Timo Juti dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ted Thundercunt's cut.
That's time! Juti's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Thundercunt pushes Juti up against the cage in a clinch.
Thundercunt being controlled against the cage.
Juti is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Thundercunt can do to turn this around?
Juti throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Juti's elbow.
Thundercunt tries to work over Juti's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Juti with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Thundercunt avoids a wild elbow strike from Juti.
Juti comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Juti with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Juti trying to land knees to the body.
Juti misses with a knee to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Juti blocking some punches.
Juti tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Timo Juti has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Juti looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Thundercunt lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Juti backwards.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Juti landing knees to the head.
Juti pushes off an throws an elbow but Thundercunt leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the side of the head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Juti working aggressively here.
Thundercunt is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Thundercunt lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Thundercunt displaying some good clinch control by pressing Juti up against the cage.
Thundercunt is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt is looking to control Juti's arms but Juti gets an underhook and turns him. Now Thundercunt has his back to the cage.
Juti lands a knee to the head.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
The referee calls for Juti to work.
Thundercunt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Juti backwards.
Thundercunt blocks an elbow strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A nice glancing elbow lands by Juti.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Juti blocking some punches.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Juti uses good head movement to avoid it.
Juti throws an elbow that misses.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Juti.
Thundercunt lands a right hand.
Thundercunt dodges an elbow strike from Juti.
Juti lands a damaging elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Ted Thundercunt will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Ted Thundercunt's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Thundercunt forces Juti back against the cage and clinches.
Juti comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Juti lands a damaging elbow.
Juti prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Juti's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Juti lands an elbow just above Thundercunt 's eye.
Juti creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Thundercunt's defenses.
Juti lands an elbow that stopped Thundercunt in his tracks for a moment.
That has opened up Ted Thundercunt's cut even more.
Juti lands an elbow that stopped Thundercunt in his tracks for a moment.
Juti comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
A nice left hand lands by Juti.
Juti is trying to maintain a safe position but Thundercunt gets an underhook and turns Juti into the cage.
Juti lands an elbow inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Thundercunt as Juti tries to tie him up.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt scores with a hook to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Thundercunt blocks an elbow strike from Juti.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Juti uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short uppercut from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Juti blocks it.
Juti throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Knees to the body from Juti.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Juti connects with a knee to the head.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Juti.
Thundercunt looking to slow down the pace here.
A knee to the head by Juti.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt takes a shot to the head.
Thundercunt blocks an elbow strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Juti misses with an elbow strike.
Timo Juti is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Thundercunt just leaning against Juti, taking a breather.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Juti.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Juti blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Juti lands an elbow inside.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Juti with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Juti blocks an uppercut.
Ted Thundercunt has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Juti blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
And that's the end of the fight!
Timo Juti showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Juti has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Hoff scores the fight for Timo Juti!
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight for Timo Juti!
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight for Timo Juti!
Timo Juti wins by unanimous decision!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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