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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ricky Bobby Jr (ranked 432 p4p, 60 weight class) and Crotch Grabber (ranked 182 p4p, 24 weight class). Grabber has chosen They say that I'm Crazy as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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17 - 11 - 1 |
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280 lbs
22 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ricky Bobby Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
22 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Grabber!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bobby Jr pushes Grabber away with a front kick.
Grabber moves out of range as Bobby Jr strikes.
Bobby Jr has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Bobby Jr lands a big head kick that sends Grabber tumbling to the mat! Bobby Jr takes a step backwards and waves Grabber back to his feet - he wants the finish!
It looks like Crotch Grabber has been cut.
Grabber tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bobby Jr throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bobby Jr blocks a head kick by Grabber.
Grabber keeps the fight on the outside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bobby Jr throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ricky Bobby Jr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bobby Jr swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Grabber counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bobby Jr dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bobby Jr tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Grabber lands a left and a right that send Bobby Jr crashing to the mat, dazed. Grabber thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
It looks like Ricky Bobby Jr has been cut.
Bobby Jr avoids the head kick by Grabber.
Grabber ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Grabber lands a nice looking body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Grabber. Bobby Jr does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bobby Jr throws a body punch but Grabber moves out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Grabber! But no joy.
Bobby Jr blocks a jab.
Bobby Jr misses with a hook.
Grabber raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Bobby Jr throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Grabber stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Bobby Jr moves in looking to clinch but Grabber pushes him off.
Grabber swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Grabber connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Bobby Jr throws a leg kick but Grabber sees it coming and moves out of range.
Bobby Jr displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Grabber throws out the jab.
Bobby Jr tries to clinch but Grabber moves out of range.
Grabber throws a looping overhand right but Bobby Jr ducks down to avoid it.
Bobby Jr thumps Grabber with a low kick.
Grabber dodges the punch combination from Bobby Jr.
Bobby Jr bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Grabber's head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bobby Jr ducks under a wild hook from Grabber.
Grabber lands a left and a right that send Bobby Jr crashing to the mat, dazed. Grabber thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bobby Jr misses with a jab, cross combination.
Grabber throws a jab when Bobby Jr was well out of range.
Bobby Jr wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Bobby Jr takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Nice defenses there by Grabber.
Bobby Jr throws a body punch but Grabber moves out of range.
Grabber on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bobby Jr. Bobby Jr obviously looking to wear him down.
Bobby Jr misses with a straight right.
Bobby Jr misses with a straight left.
Bobby Jr feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Grabber's calf.
Bobby Jr thows a leg kick but Grabber checks it
and Grabber counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bobby Jr looks to clinch
and Grabber scores with a counter punch that sends Bobby Jr to the canvas! Grabber smells blood - he's punishing Bobby Jr with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Bobby Jr has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that UnderGround Clothing Co. logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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