PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight kickboxing rules bout between Jorehan Krakenbreaker (ranked 3199 p4p, 303 weight class) and Marious La De Hoya (ranked 1818 p4p, 207 weight class). Krakenbreaker comes to the ring accompanied by Power Wulf. La De Hoya has chosen Cocaine as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Krakenbreaker
vs
La De Hoya

188 cm
28
155 lbs
14 - 9 - 0

169 cm
31
139 lbs
19 - 10 - 0

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jorehan Krakenbreaker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Marious La De Hoya!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Seu Braga and Edson Gomes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Krakenbreaker connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

Krakenbreaker gets a clinch.
Krakenbreaker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Our sources have told us that Krakenbreaker has been working on his elbows in the gym.
La De Hoya tries a body shot but Krakenbreaker blocks it.
Krakenbreaker misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short right from La De Hoya.
Krakenbreaker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Krakenbreaker misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Krakenbreaker fails to land.
Krakenbreaker blocks an uppercut.
Krakenbreaker lands with a light punch inside.
La De Hoya tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
La De Hoya lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Krakenbreaker.
La De Hoya lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Krakenbreaker backwards.
La De Hoya lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Krakenbreaker backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
La De Hoya fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
La De Hoya blocks an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from La De Hoya fails to land.
Krakenbreaker gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
A short right from Krakenbreaker.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Krakenbreaker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Krakenbreaker throws an elbow that misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Krakenbreaker.
Krakenbreaker misses with a punch on the inside.
Krakenbreaker swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Krakenbreaker lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Krakenbreaker misses with some punches.
Krakenbreaker misses with some punches.

La De Hoya manages to break the clinch.
Krakenbreaker lands the left hand.
La De Hoya throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Krakenbreaker wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
La De Hoya walks into a jab.
La De Hoya misses with a low kick.
La De Hoya throws a low kick but Krakenbreaker avoids it.
Krakenbreaker lands a lovely overhand right.

Krakenbreaker gets in close and instigates a clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Krakenbreaker blocks a body shot from La De Hoya.
La De Hoya lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

La De Hoya pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Krakenbreaker has La De Hoya up against the ropes in a clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by La De Hoya.
La De Hoya has had enough of the clinch but Krakenbreaker keeps him there for the moment.
La De Hoya misses with a hook from the clinch.
Krakenbreaker creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Krakenbreaker.
La De Hoya tries to work over Krakenbreaker's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
La De Hoya blocks an uppercut.
La De Hoya struggles to land a body shot inside as Krakenbreaker controls his hands.
Krakenbreaker misses with an elbow over the top.
La De Hoya lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Krakenbreaker throws a blind hook that connects with the side of La De Hoyas head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Krakenbreaker.
La De Hoya misses with a punch on the inside.
La De Hoya throws a head punch that misses.
La De Hoya dodges an elbow strike from Krakenbreaker.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jorehan Krakenbreaker dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

La De Hoya gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Krakenbreaker.
A good leg kick by La De Hoya.
Krakenbreaker is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that La De Hoya can do to turn this around?

Krakenbreaker closes the distance and clinches.
Krakenbreaker lands a nice uppercut.
La De Hoya misses with the head strike.
Krakenbreaker misses with a punch on the inside.

La De Hoya's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Krakenbreaker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by La De Hoya.

Krakenbreaker takes the fight into the clinch.
Krakenbreaker blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A body shot lands from La De Hoya.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
La De Hoya throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Krakenbreakers head.
La De Hoya blocking some punches.

La De Hoya breaks from the clinch.
Krakenbreaker moves out of range of the body kick from La De Hoya.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Krakenbreaker checks a leg kick.
La De Hoya walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Krakenbreaker stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from La De Hoya.
La De Hoya pulls out of a head kick attempt.
La De Hoya motions for Krakenbreaker to come forward. La De Hoya throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Krakenbreaker really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Krakenbreaker moves into the clinch.
Krakenbreaker swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from La De Hoya.
Krakenbreaker misses with some punches.
Krakenbreaker gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Krakenbreaker takes a shot to the head.
Krakenbreaker working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A head punch blocked on the inside by La De Hoya.
Krakenbreaker is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Krakenbreaker blocks an uppercut.
Krakenbreaker gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
La De Hoya wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Krakenbreaker has a couple of punches blocked by La De Hoya.
Jorehan Krakenbreaker has scored more points in the clinch so far.
La De Hoya tries to work over Krakenbreaker's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Krakenbreaker scores with a shoulder strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Krakenbreaker pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
A short right from Krakenbreaker.

La De Hoya breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jorehan Krakenbreaker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
La De Hoya attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Krakenbreaker appears to be looking for a big counter.
Nice shot by Krakenbreaker.

Krakenbreaker has managed to clinch.
La De Hoya doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
La De Hoya blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Krakenbreaker has a couple of punches blocked by La De Hoya.
La De Hoya lands an uppercut.
La De Hoya working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Krakenbreaker lands an elbow inside that La De Hoya shrugs off.

La De Hoya manages to break the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
La De Hoya fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Krakenbreaker is out of range.
Krakenbreaker is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
La De Hoya throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Krakenbreaker throws a hook to the side of La De Hoya's head but La De Hoya sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Krakenbreaker tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Jorehan Krakenbreaker will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

La De Hoya throws a low kick but Krakenbreaker moves out of range easily.
Krakenbreaker lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
La De Hoya moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Marious La De Hoya has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

Krakenbreaker pushes La De Hoya up against the ropes in a clinch.
Krakenbreaker misses with the head strike.
Krakenbreaker working aggressively here.
La De Hoya gets through Krakenbreaker's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
La De Hoya goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
La De Hoya avoids a wild elbow strike from Krakenbreaker.

La De Hoya breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
La De Hoya scores with a kick to the midsection.
La De Hoya connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Krakenbreaker checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Krakenbreaker moves out of range of the leg kick from La De Hoya.
A jab from Krakenbreaker does it's job there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Krakenbreaker closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
La De Hoya fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A right hook to the body lands for La De Hoya.
La De Hoya works on Krakenbreaker's body with a couple of short punches.
La De Hoya tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nice elbow from Krakenbreaker.

It looks like Marious La De Hoya has been cut.
Krakenbreaker misses with a short punch on the inside.
Nice elbow from Krakenbreaker.
A head punch on the inside from Krakenbreaker fails to land.
Krakenbreaker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

La De Hoya breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Krakenbreaker clinches.
Krakenbreaker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
La De Hoya misses with some punches.
Krakenbreaker swings away with an uppercut that misses.

La De Hoya breaks the clinch.
La De Hoya ducks under a wild hook from Krakenbreaker.
A solid leg kick lands there for La De Hoya.
La De Hoya throws a low kick but Krakenbreaker avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Krakenbreaker gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Krakenbreaker misses with the head strike.
La De Hoya can't find room to land a body shot as Krakenbreaker controls the action.
Krakenbreaker swings away with an uppercut that misses.
La De Hoya misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short left from La De Hoya.
Krakenbreaker prevents a body shot from La De Hoya.
La De Hoya lands a right hand that snaps the head of Krakenbreaker backwards.
Krakenbreaker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
La De Hoya blocks an uppercut.
Krakenbreaker lands a right hand.
La De Hoya blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
La De Hoya working some nice short punches in the clinch.
La De Hoya misses with the head strike.
Krakenbreaker throws a head punch that misses.
Krakenbreaker prevents a body shot from La De Hoya.
Krakenbreaker throws a punch but it's blocked by La De Hoya.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Jorehan Krakenbreaker.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Krakenbreaker, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Leandro Rodrigues scores the fight 30:27
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 30:27
Judge Edson Gomes scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jorehan Krakenbreaker!
Post fight, an emotional Jorehan Krakenbreaker said 'You have been broken by the Krakenbreaker! All Hail the Great Wolf I Herald his coming!!! HOoowwwLLLLLLL!!!!!! '.