PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Jesse Juntta (ranked 1113 p4p, 120 weight class) and Long Schlong (ranked 1195 p4p, 138 weight class). The key to victory for Jesse Juntta has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Juntta
vs
Schlong

170 cm
23
157 lbs
3 - 7 - 0

178 cm
22
150 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jesse Juntta!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Long Schlong!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Dean Styles and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schlong swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Juntta throwing a counter right hand but Schlong manages to avoid it.
Juntta with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Schlong to score with a decent uppercut.
Juntta on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Juntta looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Schlong has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Schlong cracks Juntta with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Good exchange - Schlong coming out on top.
Juntta checks a low kick from Schlong.
Schlong misses with a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Juntta was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Juntta looks to land a right hand but Schlong moved out of range.
Juntta misses the shot to the body.
Schlong keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Juntta misses with a looping right.
Juntta stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Schlong.
Juntta swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Schlong throws a leg kick but Juntta moved away.
Schlong swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A head kick misses from Juntta.
A jab from Schlong misses.
It looked like Juntta was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Schlong.
Juntta on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Schlong misses with a low kick as Juntta jumps back.
Juntta uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Schlong.
Juntta throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Schlong is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Juntta with a body shot.
Juntta looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Juntta swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Schlong misses with an uppercut.
Good leg kick by Juntta there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Juntta tests Schlong's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Juntta loads up on a big right hand but Schlong slips the punch.
A good leg kick by Schlong.
Juntta ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Juntta is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Schlong's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Schlong changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Juntta looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.

Schlong is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Juntta has escaped the position, nice work there.

Schlong goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Juntta has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Schlong but great work by Juntta.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Juntta wants to stand but Schlong has his arm trapped.
Schlong can't do much from the bottom here.
Schlong tries to control but end up mounted... ooooh, that's bad.
Schlong is looking to get to half guard.
Schlong tries to hold on but Juntta pushes him away.
Juntta controlling his opponent.
Schlong tries to get back to half guard but can't.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Schlong wants to hold on but Juntta pushes him away.
Schlong working to try and regain half guard.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Schlong is still trying to improve position.
Schlong regains half guard.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Schlong has a hand on Juntta's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Juntta takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
Schlong really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Jesse Juntta will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

Juntta closes the distance and pushes Schlong back into the ropes.
Schlong lands with a left to the head.
Schlong lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Schlong prevents a body shot from Juntta.
Schlong pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.

Schlong manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Schlong trying to keep a closed guard but Juntta is proving a slippery customer.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Juntta trying to stand up but can't free himself from Schlong's guard.
Schlong controls Juntta momentarily but Juntta frees himself.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Juntta trying to stand up but can't free himself from Schlong's guard.
Juntta preventing the sweep.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Schlong misses the shot to the body.
Juntta keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Schlong.
Schlong blocks a jab.
Schlong has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab lands there for Juntta.
Juntta throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Schlong sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Schlong scores with a shot to the body.
A jab from Juntta misses.
Juntta checks the leg kick nicely there.
Juntta is looking to counter punch.
Juntta misses with a body shot
and Schlong counters with a stiff right hand.
Schlong tries a low kick but Juntta avoids it.
Juntta fires out a quick counter leg kick but Schlong just manages to avoid it.
Juntta tries to land a front kick but Schlong steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Juntta backing away here, and Schlong unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Schlong throws a leg kick
letting Juntta counter with a right hand.
Schlong misses with a straight right.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schlong swings away with a body shot that misses
and Juntta counters with a left to the body.
Juntta rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Schlong moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Schlong just misses with a punch to the body.
Juntta appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
A good leg kick by Juntta.
Schlong misses the shot to the body.
Schlong uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Juntta.
Juntta misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Schlong.
Schlong connects with a nice looking jab.
Juntta throws a hook but Schlong avoids it easily.
Juntta throws a shot from downtown. Schlong moves away and avoids it.
Schlong tries to move into range but Juntta moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Juntta connects with a jab.
Schlong takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Juntta looks to land a right hand but Schlong moved out of range.
Juntta pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Schlong throws a body punch but Juntta moves out of range.
Jesse Juntta is winning the standup battle so far.
Juntta misses with a right hand
and Schlong counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
The crowd cheers as Schlong lands an impressive looking overhand right. Juntta doesn't seem phased though.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Schlong, right into the meat.
Juntta ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Schlong moves away.
And Schlong tries to counter it with a takedown but Juntta pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Juntta throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Jesse Juntta will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Juntta connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Jab from Juntta.
Schlong stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Juntta.
Schlong lands a body shot.
Nice body punch from Schlong.
Juntta throws a leg kick which misses Schlong's front leg but catches the back leg as Schlong tries to avoid it.
A big right from Schlong misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Juntta is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Juntta, right into the meat.
Juntta missing with a left hand there. Schlong was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Schlong feints a counter leg kick.
Juntta throws a big shot that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice uppercut there from Juntta.
Jesse Juntta is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Schlong thumps Juntta with a low kick.
Nice body punch from Juntta.
Schlong tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Juntta was well out of range. Poor timing from Schlong.
Juntta waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Schlong.
Juntta checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Schlong takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Juntta throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Schlong is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Juntta blocks a low kick nicely.
Juntta scores with a nice head shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Schlong. Juntta does a little dance to reset his feet.
Juntta tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Schlong was well out of range. Poor timing from Juntta.
Juntta works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Juntta moves out of range of the strikes.
It looked like Juntta wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Schlong lands with a nice body punch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Juntta slips under a jab.
Schlong is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Juntta.
Schlong misses with a body shot.
Juntta tries to score with a low kick but Schlong moves his leg out of the way.
Nice straight punches there by Juntta. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Juntta.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schlong swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Schlong throws a big shot that misses.
Juntta swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Juntta scores with a nice head shot.
Juntta checks the leg kick.
Schlong misses the shot to the body.
A punch lands to the side of Schlong 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Juntta lands a really nice looking cross but Schlong seems unphased.
Juntta just misses with a punch to the body.
Schlong keeps the fight on the outside.
Juntta cracks a nice hook into Schlong's ribs.
Jesse Juntta is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Schlong takes a swing at Juntta's ribcage but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Juntta uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Schlong.
Schlong throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Juntta misses with a body shot
and Schlong cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Long Schlong has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Schlong blocks a jab.
Schlong feints the counter takedown.

Juntta gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Juntta throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Juntta lands a hook to the side of the head.
Juntta tries to work over Schlong's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Schlong looking to throw knees to the head but Juntta is blocking nicely.
Schlong blocks an uppercut.
Schlong can't get the takedown.
Schlong blocks the elbow strike.
Juntta doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jesse Juntta showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Juntta has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight for Jesse Juntta!
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight for Jesse Juntta!
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight for Jesse Juntta!

Jesse Juntta wins by unanimous decision!
After winning the bout, Jesse Juntta thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.