PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fu Leng (ranked 161 p4p, 5 weight class) and Kay Bone (ranked 55 p4p, 1 weight class). Leng's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, System Of A Down - Spiders. Kay Bone is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Leng
vs
Bone

225 cm
25
300 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

215 cm
24
275 lbs
18 - 3 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Fu Leng!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Kay Bone!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bone staying out of range there.
Leng seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Leng throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bone.
Leng jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.

It looks like Kay Bone has been cut.
Leng closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Leng throws a lazy right hand but Bone sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A countering left hand to the body from Bone misses.
Leng moves out of range of the strikes.
Bone connects with a solid leg kick.
Leng tries to clinch but Bone moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Leng just misses with a punch to the body.
Leng gets cracked there but stands up to it.

It looks like Fu Leng has been cut.
Leng throws a leg kick but Bone sees it coming and moves out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bone! But no joy.
A jab from Leng finds it's way through Bone's defenses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Leng misses the body punch
and Bone counters with a nice uppercut.
Bone bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Leng's head.
A big left from Leng misses.
Leng will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Leng misses the shot to the body.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bone! But no joy.
Bone throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Leng cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Leng tries to clinch but Bone moves out of range.
Leng misses with a hook.
Bone slips under a jab.
Bone misses with a hook to the body
and Leng counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bone on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Bone works Leng's body with a nice hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Leng throws a series of punches but Bone avoids them all with ease.
Leng works the jab nicely.
Leng throws a hook but Bone blocks it.
Leng misses the jab.

Leng forces Bone back against the cage and clinches.
Bone swings wildly with an uppercut but Leng uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bone's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bone has a couple of punches blocked by Leng.
Leng tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bone's elbow.

Bone pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Leng misses with a two punch combination.
Bone displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Leng throws out the jab.
Bone has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Leng misses with a leg kick
and Bone makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
A swing and a miss from Bone.
Bone punishes Leng's body with a nice straight punch.
Leng misses with a lunging right hand
and Bone counters with a stiff right hand.
Bone dips to his left and cracks Leng with an uppercut!
Leng lands with a hook. Bone tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Leng looks to score with a jab to the body but Bone is just out of range.
It seemed like Bone was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
A low kick from Leng is predictable there
and Bone makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Bone showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Leng.
Bone doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Leng misses with an uppercut. Bone saw that one coming.
Leng attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Bone throws out a counter right but Leng avoids it with no problem.
Leng tries to work over Bone's front leg with a kick but Bone checks it.
Bone ducks under a wild hook from Leng.
Leng throws a poor cross that misses
and Bone cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Leng drops Bone with a beautiful combination! Bone stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Leng is looking for the KO!
Leng bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fu Leng dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Leng falls off balance throwing a combination
and Bone counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Leng takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Leng takes a swing at Bone's ribcage but misses.
Bone fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Bone ducks under a wild hook from Leng.
Leng tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bone paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Leng is looking to chop away at Bone's legs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Leng tries to clinch but Bone moves away
and Bone counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bone takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Bone pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bone lands with a shot to the body.
Bone blocks a jab.
Leng throws a poor cross that misses
and Bone makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Bone lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Leng takes a swing at Bone's ribcage but misses.
Leng swings widly with a right hand
and Bone counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bone throws a big shot that misses.
Leng staying out of range there.
Leng takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

Fu Leng's cut is getting worse.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bone, as that shot connected.
Bone moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bone buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Bone bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Leng's head backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Leng moves into the clinch.
Leng misses with a punch to the body.
Leng has a couple of punches blocked by Bone.
Leng misses with the head strike.
Leng lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Leng swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Leng looking to throw knees to the head but Bone is blocking nicely.
Leng misses with a body punch.
Bone blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Leng wants to break the clinch but can't.
Leng throws a punch but it's blocked by Bone.
Leng misses with the head strike.
Bone blocks a body shot from Leng.
Leng lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Leng is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Bone is keeping busy.
Leng struggles to land a body shot inside as Bone controls his hands.
Leng softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Bone tries to circle away but Leng has him pinned against the cage.
Leng throws a punch but it's blocked by Bone.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Bone's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Leng displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bone throws out the jab.
Leng throws a front kick aimed at Bone's knee but Bone avoids it well.
Leng avoids the body shot from Bone.
Leng cracks Bone with an open hand slap.
Leng misses with a right hand
and Bone counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bone misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Leng.
Leng swings widly with a right hand
enabling Bone to counter with a crisp jab.
Leng slips a jab and a cross from Bone.
A swing and a miss from Leng.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kay Bone showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Leng's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Leng with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Leng lands with a kick to the ribs.
Bone thows a left - swing and a miss!
Leng tried to counter with a leg kick but Bone avoided it.
Leng takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Leng misses with a body shot
and Bone connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bone throws out a powerful jab.
Leng looks to throw the jab but Bone is out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bone bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The fight stays on the outside here - Leng looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Leng misses with an uppercut
and Bone counters with a stiff right hand.
A telegraphed right hand from Leng misses the target.
Leng scores with a jab to the jaw.
Leng takes one on the button.
Leng tries to land a leg kick but Bone saw it coming and moves away.
Bone tries a quick counter leg kick but Leng is wise to it.
Leng misses with a combination
and Bone makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Bone chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Leng can pounce on him.
Leng misses with a low kick.
Bone throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Fu Leng seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A telegraphed right hand from Bone misses the target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Leng looks to clinch
letting Bone counter with a right hand.
Bone misses the jab.
Leng takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Leng moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Leng misses with a wild body shot.
Leng takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Leng swings widly with a right hand
and Bone counters with a nice body shot.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Leng throws an off balance right hand
and Bone counters with a straight right hand.
Leng is looking to chop away at Bone's legs.
Bone now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Leng darts in trying to clinch
and Bone connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice jab there from Bone.

Fu Leng's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Bone uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Leng.
Leng looks to land a left hand but Bone moved out of range nicely.
Leng closes the distance looking to clinch
enabling Bone to counter with a crisp jab.
Kay Bone seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Leng doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Bone slips a straight right by Leng.
Leng looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bone bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Leng's head.
Bone takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Bone lands with a good body shot.
Bone throws a body shot but no joy.
Leng rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bone counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Leng misses the body punch
and Bone counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Leng throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Leng misses with a body punch
and Bone counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bone wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Leng misses with a body punch
and Bone counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kay Bone really dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

That kick from Bone tenderised Leng's leg. Leng is trying to keep his angry face on.
Bone throws a looping overhand right but Leng ducks down to avoid it.
Bone takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Bone misses with an uppercut.
Leng throws a jab but it's blocked by Bone.
Leng pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

Leng pushes Bone up against the cage in a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Leng tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bone's elbow.
Bone lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Leng is looking to break free of the clinch but Bone has double underhooks.
Leng struggles to land a body shot inside as Bone controls his hands.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Bone breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bone connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
A swing and a miss from Leng.
Leng misses with a hook.
Bone throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Leng misses with a left hand
and Bone counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Leng thinking.
Bone throws a body punch but Leng moves out of range.
Leng connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bone momentarily.
Bone lands with a nice body punch.
Leng just misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bone blocks a low kick nicely.
Bone works Leng's body with a nice hook.

Leng clinches.
Still in the clinch, Leng scores with a nice short uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bone.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Leng breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Leng on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A jab from Leng misses.
Leng swings away with a body shot that misses
and Bone counters with a stiff right hand.
Leng throws a right hand that misses
letting Bone counter with a right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Leng swings widly with a right hand
and Bone counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Leng thinking.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Leng walks into a stiff left hand from Bone.
Leng on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Leng swings widly with a right hand
and Bone counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Bone lands a jab.

Jeez, Fu Leng's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Leng is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Bone scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Bone keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bone wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Bone moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bone paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Leng misses with a hook
letting Bone counter with a right hand.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bone, right into the meat.
Leng swings widly with a right hand
and Bone counters with a stiff right hand.

Leng is rocked!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Fu Leng's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:44 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Kay Bone!
Kay Bone is the new super heavyweight champion!
The defeated Fu Leng had this to say: 'Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.'.