PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Beniamino Carsara (ranked 4028 p4p, 0 weight class) and Square Pants (ranked 5095 p4p, 0 weight class). Beniamino Carsara is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Carsara
vs
Pants

190 cm
25
200 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

180 cm
25
206 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Beniamino Carsara!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Square Pants!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Peter Branson and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Oooooh!!! Carsara has knocked Pants down with a huge combo! Carsara steps away and waves a wobbly Pants back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

It looks like Square Pants has been cut.

Pants forces Carsara back against the cage and clinches.
Pants goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Carsara trying to stall but Pants improves his position.
Carsara is trying to force a seperation but Pants has the dominant position.
Carsara is trying to break free.
Carsara wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Carsara's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Pants swings wildly with an uppercut but Carsara uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pants misses with the head strike.
Pants lands a shot to the body.
A frustrated look appears on Carsara's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Pants swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Pants tries to throw a body punch but Carsara avoids it by throwing Pants back against the cage.
Pants misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pants throws a punch but it's blocked by Carsara.
Pants lands an uppercut.
Carsara has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Pants misses with a punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pants struggles to land a body shot inside as Carsara controls his hands.
Carsara blocking some punches.
Pants lands with a light punch inside.
Pants swings wildly with an uppercut but Carsara uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pants doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Carsara has had enough of the clinch but Pants keeps him there for the moment.
Nice body punch from Pants - that landed with a thud.
Carsara is trying to force a seperation but Pants has the dominant position.
Carsara trying to control the position but instead, Pants has worked for underhooks and has pushed Carsara into the cage.
Pants digs a right hand underneath Carsara's ribcage. Carsara let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Pants pushes Carsara back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Pants can't find room to land a body shot as Carsara controls the action.
Pants lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Pants throws a head punch that misses.
Pants throws a head punch that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pants misses with some punches.
Pants lands a left hand.
Pants lands with a right to the head.

Carsara breaks the clinch.
Carsara misses with a jab, cross combination.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Carsara uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pants.
Carsara slips a straight right by Pants.
The fighters circling - Pants throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Pants cracks Carsara with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

Pants moves into the clinch successfully.
Pants misses with a hook from the clinch.
Carsara tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Pants swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Carsara is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Pants.
Carsara is breathing heavily.
Carsara blocks a body shot from Pants.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carsara is looking to break free of the clinch but Pants has double underhooks.
Pants lands a nice shot to the body.
Pants throws a punch but it's blocked by Carsara.
Pants lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Pants lands a shoulder strike.
A right handed body shot lands from Pants.
Pants works on Carsara's body with a couple of short punches.
Pants lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Carsara blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Pants lands with a light punch inside.
Carsara blocking some punches.
Pants lands with a right to the head.
Pants stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Pants misses with a punch to the body.
Pants creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Carsara's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Carsara drops to his knees and Pants pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Square Pants!
Square Pants seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.