PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zdravko Saric (ranked 20 p4p, 2 weight class) and Crotch Grabber (ranked 2 p4p, 1 weight class). Crotch Grabber is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Saric
vs
Grabber

195 cm
36
267 lbs
33 - 17 - 0

207 cm
31
278 lbs
29 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
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Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 17 - 0, fighting out of London, Zdravko Saric!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Grabber!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Steven Brown and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grabber throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Grabber looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Saric misses with a wild body shot.
Grabber is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Saric staying out of range there.
Grabber throws out a powerful jab.
Grabber listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Grabber throws a poor cross that misses
and Saric counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Crotch Grabber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Saric throws a head kick but Grabber moves out of range.
Saric on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A jab from Grabber misses.
Grabber lands a high kick!
Grabber uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Saric.
Grabber wants to counter with a clinch but Saric pushes him away.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Saric takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Saric gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A jab from Grabber misses.
Saric keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Grabber.
Grabber misses with a wild body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grabber pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Grabber wants to clinch.
Decent striking displayed by Grabber there.
Saric waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Grabber.
Saric throws a looping overhand right but Grabber ducks down to avoid it.
A jab from Grabber does it's job there.
Grabber scores with a jab.
Saric takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Grabber avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Grabber with a jab.
Grabber throws a poor cross that misses
and Saric counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Grabber checks a leg kick nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice cross by Grabber.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Saric looks to score with a jab to the body but Grabber is just out of range.

Grabber moves into the clinch successfully.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Grabber doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Grabber goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Grabber swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Saric blocks an uppercut.
Grabber misses with some punches.
Grabber has a couple of punches blocked by Saric.
Grabber misses with the head strike.

Saric escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nice defenses there by Grabber.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Saric, right into the meat.
Saric misses with a leg kick.
Grabber is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Saric wants to slow Grabber down by chopping away at his legs.
Grabber is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Saric slips a jab from Grabber.
Nice defenses there by Saric.
Saric misses the jab.
Saric lands with a good body shot.
Saric throws out a loose jab but Grabber uses good head movement to avoid it.
Grabber connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Grabber throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A little feinted left hand from Saric on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Grabber scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Saric doesn't seem bothered though.
Grabber throws a hook but Saric avoids it easily.
Saric is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
A left lands for Grabber.
Saric swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Grabber.
Grabber throws an overhand right that lands on Saric's shoulder, as Saric tries to avoid the shot.
Some bone on bone action there as Grabber checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Grabber cracks Saric with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Saric scores with a shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Grabber throws a body shot but no joy.
Grabber throws a lazy head kick
and Saric counters with a stiff right hand.
Saric lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Saric waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Grabber.
A jab from Grabber misses.
Saric feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Grabber is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Saric has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Saric there as he acknowledges the shot.
Grabber throws an overhand right that lands on Saric's shoulder, as Saric tries to avoid the shot.
Grabber moves away from the strike by Saric.
Grabber moves out of range of the strikes.
Grabber lands a head kick!
Grabber throws a head kick that misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Saric throws a lazy uppercut
and Grabber counters with a straight right hand.
Saric lands a leg kick that knocks Grabber off balance momentarily.
Grabber tries to clinch up but Saric circles away and keeps his distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crotch Grabber dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Grabber waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Saric.
Grabber has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Saric takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Grabber dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Grabber avoids the body shot from Saric.
A looping hook to the body misses from Saric. Grabber does a little dance to reset his feet.
Grabber misses with a head kick.
Grabber works the jab nicely.
Saric drops his hands momentarily and Grabber takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Grabber has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Grabber swings away with an uppercut that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grabber lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Saric backwards.
Saric is struggling to control the position.
Saric trying to control the position but instead, Grabber has worked for underhooks and has pushed Saric into the cage.
Saric blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Saric lands a right hand that snaps the head of Grabber backwards.
A short uppercut from Saric.
Saric blocking some punches.
Grabber swings wildly with an uppercut but Saric uses good head movement to avoid it.
Grabber has a couple of punches blocked by Saric.
Grabber swings wildly with an uppercut but Saric uses good head movement to avoid it.
Saric lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Saric working hard to break the clinch.
Grabber lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Saric.
Saric stalling in the clinch but Grabber improves position.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Grabber creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Grabber lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Grabber lands a hook to the side of the head.
Crotch Grabber seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Grabber lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Grabber misses with a short punch on the inside.
Grabber misses with some punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Grabber.
Grabber takes a shot to the head.
Grabber works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Grabber lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Saric or not.
Grabber softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Grabber can't find room to land a body shot as Saric controls the action.
Grabber softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Grabber makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Grabber tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Grabber lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Saric backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Grabber.
A left hand lands to the body for Grabber.
Grabber misses with a hook to the ribs.
Saric blocking some punches.
Grabber lands a hook that snaps the head of Saric backwards.
Grabber fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Saric is trying to stall.
Grabber misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grabber lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Grabber misses with some punches.
Grabber working aggressively here.
Grabber can't find room to land a body shot as Saric controls the action.
Still in the clinch, Grabber scores with a nice short uppercut.
Saric lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Grabber doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Grabber working aggressively here.
Grabber swings wildly with an uppercut but Saric uses good head movement to avoid it.
Grabber lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Grabber has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Saric seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Grabber can turn it around.
Saric blocks an uppercut.
Grabber lands a shoulder strike.
Saric tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Grabber swings wildly with an uppercut but Saric uses good head movement to avoid it.
Saric blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Saric.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Grabber.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Saric stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Grabber swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Grabber takes a shot to the head.
Saric blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Grabber swings wildly with an uppercut but Saric uses good head movement to avoid it.
Grabber lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Grabber blocking some punches.
Grabber has a couple of punches blocked by Saric.
Grabber lands a body shot in the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Grabber.
Grabber misses with a punch on the inside.
Grabber throws a punch but it's blocked by Saric.
Saric misses with some punches.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Saric.
Grabber misses with a punch to the body.
Saric stalling against the cage.
Grabber lands with a short punch from the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crotch Grabber showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Grabber tries to clinch there but Saric circles away.
Saric throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Grabber on the side of the head.
Grabber lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Saric listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Grabber scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Grabber might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Saric misses with a body shot.
The fighters circling - Grabber throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A big right from Grabber misses.
Saric appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Decent striking displayed by Grabber there.
Grabber swings widly with a right hand
and Saric counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Grabber throws a big shot that misses.
Grabber wants to clinch but Saric slips to the side
and Saric counters with a stiff right hand.
Saric throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Grabber counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Grabber prevents Saric from breaking the clinch.
Saric's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grabber throws a punch but it's blocked by Saric.
Saric looking to stall.
Grabber lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Grabber.
Grabber blocks a body shot from Saric.
Grabber misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Grabber misses with a short punch on the inside.
Saric can't break the clinch.
Saric scores with a nice hook to the head.
Saric is trying to maintain a safe position but Grabber gets an underhook and turns Saric into the cage.
Grabber throws a head punch that misses.
Grabber swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Saric throws a punch but it's blocked by Grabber.
Grabber scores with a shot to the side of Saric's head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Grabber.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Grabber scores with an uppercut up the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Saric tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Saric blocks an uppercut.
Grabber lands a hook to the side of the head.
Saric tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Grabber tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Saric's elbow.
Grabber stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Grabber misses with a hook from the clinch.
Saric tries to stall but Grabber uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Grabber lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Saric backwards.
Grabber throws a punch but it's blocked by Saric.
Grabber lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Grabber blocking some punches.
Saric working aggressively here.
Grabber lands a body punch in the clinch.
Saric throws a head punch that misses.
Saric digs a right hand underneath Grabber's ribcage. Grabber let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Saric fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Saric struggles to land a body shot inside as Grabber controls his hands.
Grabber softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Saric.
Grabber scores with a nice hook to the head.
Grabber misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Grabber.
Grabber misses with a shot to the kidneys.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Grabber.
Grabber blocks a body shot from Saric.
Saric is trying to break free.
Saric blocking some punches.
Saric tries to break free but Grabber pushes him back against the cage.
Grabber blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Grabber presses Saric against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Grabber lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Grabber throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Grabber working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Grabber scores with a shoulder strike.
A head punch on the inside from Grabber fails to land.
Saric wants to break free but Grabber has control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Grabber lands a body shot in the clinch.
Grabber throws a punch but it's blocked by Saric.
Grabber misses with a short punch on the inside.
Grabber misses with a hook to the ribs.
A right hook to the body lands for Grabber.
Good body shot from Grabber.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Grabber pushes Saric back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Grabber lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short uppercut from Grabber.
Saric blocks an uppercut.
Grabber lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Saric backwards.
Saric blocking some punches.
A short right from Grabber on the inside.
A short body shot lands from Grabber as the two fighters clinch.
Grabber pushes Saric back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Grabber lands a body punch in the clinch.
Grabber lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Grabber drops Saric onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Saric is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Saric is rocked!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crotch Grabber really dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Saric walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Oh Saric is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Grabber scores with a nice head shot.
Grabber tries to clinch but Saric moves out of range.
Saric misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Grabber.
Saric misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Grabber.
Saric seems to have got his legs back now.
Grabber connects with the punch.
Grabber cracks Saric with a hook to the temple - Saric is on wobbly legs here! Grabber swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Saric falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Grabber wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber is the new super heavyweight champion!
Crotch Grabber took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, PWNAGE for their support in the buildup to the fight.
In defeat, Zdravko Saric stepped up to the mic, saying 'Jesus, what the fuck'.