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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Finnish Experiment lV (ranked 102 p4p, 17 weight class) and Snot Slurper (ranked 9 p4p, 1 weight class). Slurper has chosen They say that I'm Crazy as his entrance music. This should be a great matchup!
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195 lbs
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Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Finnish Experiment lV!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
27 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Snot Slurper!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Shigeki Sano and Yukihiro Shimada.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slurper looks to score with a jab to the body but Experiment lV is just out of range.
Slurper scores with a nice head shot.
Experiment lV has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Experiment lV there as he acknowledges the shot.
Experiment lV uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Slurper swings widly with a right hand
and Experiment lV counters with a good low kick that Slurper was not able to check.
Experiment lV connects with an inside leg kick.
Experiment lV moves forwards but Slurper connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Experiment lV throws a front kick aimed at Slurper's knee but Slurper avoids it well.
Slurper misses with a hook.
Experiment lV misses the shot to the body.
Experiment lV fails in his attempt to clinch.
Slurper staying out of range there.
Experiment lV keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Experiment lV takes a swing at Slurper's ribcage but misses.
Experiment lV pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Good leg kick by Slurper there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Slurper throws a predictable looking body shot
and Experiment lV counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slurper scores with a sloppy right hand. Experiment lV should have avoided that one.
Experiment lV tries to clinch there but Slurper circles away.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
Experiment lV throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Slurper looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Experiment lV's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Experiment lV duly obliges.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Experiment lV moves away.
Experiment lV looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slurper throws a right hand that Experiment lV ducks under and follows up with a left that Experiment lV also avoids with ease.
Experiment lV is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Experiment lV fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Slurper on the side of the head.
Slurper listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Slurper scores with a nice head shot.
Experiment lV ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slurper moves away.
Slurper throws a body punch but Experiment lV moves out of range.
Experiment lV takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Slurper moves out of range of the body kick from Experiment lV.
Slurper misses with a straight left.
Experiment lV looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Experiment lV lands a jab to the nose.
Experiment lV takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Slurper misses with a lunging right hand
and Experiment lV counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Experiment lV is looking to wear down Slurper with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slurper thows a left - swing and a miss!
Slurper with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A shot to the liver by Experiment lV. Beautiful body shot.
Experiment lV throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Experiment lV blocks a jab.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
Slurper bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Experiment lV's head.
Slurper has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Experiment lV misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Slurper.
Experiment lV walks into a jab.
Slurper misses with a lunging right hand
and Experiment lV connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Slurper swings widly with a right hand
and Experiment lV connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Experiment lV does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper cracks Experiment lV with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
A nice leg kick lands there from Slurper.
Experiment lV scores with a nice body kick.
Experiment lV tries to clinch but Slurper moves out of range.
Experiment lV looks to land a left hand but Slurper moved out of range nicely.
Slurper with a hook.
Slurper is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Experiment lV had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Experiment lV thumps Slurper with a low kick.
Experiment lV rushes Slurper and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Slurper blocks an uppercut.
Slurper breaks the clinch.
Experiment lV misses with a few strikes there.
Slurper connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Experiment lV momentarily.
Slurper avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Slurper misses with an uppercut
and Experiment lV makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Slurper really felt that one!
Slurper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Experiment lV sees it coming and avoids it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slurper throws a body punch but Experiment lV moves out of range.
Experiment lV with a nice cross.
Slurper throws a hook but Experiment lV blocks it.
Experiment lV throws the kick towards the body but Slurper avoids it.
Slurper connects with a solid leg kick.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Experiment lV manages to avoid it.
Experiment lV misses the shot to the body.
Slurper let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Nice cross by Slurper.
Slurper lands a really nice looking cross but Experiment lV seems unphased.
The fighters circling - Slurper throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Slurper lands with an overhand left.
Experiment lV looks to land a combination but Slurper avoids it well.
Experiment lV connects with the punch.
Experiment lV scores with a jab to the jaw.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slurper connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Slurper cracks Experiment lV with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Experiment lV misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Slurper.
Experiment lV misses with a body shot.
Experiment lV defending well as Slurper loads up on a big left hand.
Experiment lV appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Experiment lV scores with a push kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slurper throws a body shot but no joy.
An inside leg kick from Experiment lV misses.
Slurper will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Experiment lV tests Slurper's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Crunch! Experiment lV slams his shin into Slurper's torso.
Slurper swats away the attempt to clinch by Experiment lV.
Slurper changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Experiment lV blocks a low kick nicely.
It looked like Experiment lV wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Slurper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Experiment lV scores with a nice head shot.
A thudding body kick lands there by Experiment lV!
Slurper misses with a right hand
enabling Experiment lV to counter with a crisp jab.
Slurper throws an overhand right that lands on Experiment lV's shoulder, as Experiment lV tries to avoid the shot.
Experiment lV slips under a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Snot Slurper will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Experiment lV checks a leg kick.
Experiment lV uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Experiment lV is looking to counter punch.
Slurper waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Experiment lV.
Experiment lV on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Slurper takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Experiment lV throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jab, jab by Slurper - just one landing.
Slurper scores with a jab. Experiment lV acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Slurper swings for the body but Experiment lV moves out of range.
Experiment lV misses with a wild combination.
Slurper avoids the head kick by Experiment lV.
Experiment lV clobbers Slurper with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Experiment lV throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Slurper, as that shot connected.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Experiment lV throws a body shot but no joy.
Experiment lV looks to land a body kick but Slurper moved away.
Slurper lands with an overhand left.
Slurper throws a jab when Experiment lV was well out of range.
Experiment lV misses with a straight right.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slurper lands with a thumping leg kick.
Snot Slurper seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Slurper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Slurper moves out of range of the strikes.
Experiment lV looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Experiment lV. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Experiment lV moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Experiment lV moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Good leg kick by Slurper there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Experiment lV throws a leg kick but Slurper checks it.
A low kick from Slurper is predictable there
and Experiment lV counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Slurper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Slurper throws out a loose jab but Experiment lV uses good head movement to avoid it.
Experiment lV misses with a body shot.
A punch lands to the side of Experiment lV 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Experiment lV throws a right hand that Slurper ducks under and follows up with a left that Slurper also avoids with ease.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Experiment lV connects with a single shot there.
Experiment lV tries to close the distance and clinch up but Slurper swats him away and circles back towards the center.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Slurper throws a chopping leg kick but Experiment lV manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Slurper blocks the body kick.
Experiment lV moves in looking to clinch but Slurper pushes him off.
Slurper now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Experiment lV swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Slurper feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Experiment lVs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Experiment lV lands with an uppercut that bounces Slurper off the cage and back into range.
Experiment lV connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Slurper momentarily.
Experiment lV is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Slurper.
Slurper scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Experiment lV misses with a two punch combination.
Experiment lV feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Slurper's calf.
Experiment lV tries to clinch but Slurper moves out of range.
Donk. Slurper catches Experiment lV right on the button with a cross.
Experiment lV walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A slow jab from Experiment lV misses its intended target.
Slurper thumps Experiment lV with a low kick.
Experiment lV misses with a low kick as Slurper jumps back.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slurper throws a leg kick that misses.
Slurper looks to throw the jab but Experiment lV is out of range.
Slurper throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Slurper has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Experiment lV.
Slurper throws out a loose jab but Experiment lV uses good head movement to avoid it.
Experiment lV ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Experiment lV was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Experiment lV.
Experiment lV fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slurper manages to avoid it.
Nice shot lands for Experiment lV.
Slurper throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Experiment lV stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Slurper swings for the body but Experiment lV moves out of range.
Experiment lV uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Experiment lV tries a head kick but it misses.
Experiment lV looks to score with a jab to the body but Slurper is just out of range.
Slurper lands with an uppercut that bounces Experiment lV off the cage and back into range.
Slurper connects with a leg kick. Experiment lV looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Experiment lV is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Slurper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Slurper throws a body punch but Experiment lV moves out of range.
Slurper avoids the body shot from Experiment lV.
It seemed like Slurper was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Experiment lV walks into a stiff left hand from Slurper.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Experiment lV lands a nice hook to Slurper's body. Slurper takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slurper swings away with a body shot that misses
and Slurper takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Slurper jabs at Experiment lV's body.
Experiment lV misses with a wild body shot.
Slurper moves out of range of the body kick from Experiment lV.
Slurper feints a counter leg kick.
Slurper misses with a hook
and Experiment lV counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Slurper misses with an uppercut.
Slurper throws a body punch but Experiment lV moves out of range.
Slurper misses with a straight right.
Experiment lV tries to clinch but Slurper is having none of it.
Slurper comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Experiment lV throws a body punch but Slurper moves out of range.
Slurper misses with a lunging right hand
and Experiment lV counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Slurper swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Experiment lV.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Experiment lV throws an overhand right that lands on Slurper's shoulder, as Slurper tries to avoid the shot.
Experiment lV drops his hands momentarily and Slurper takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Slurper blocks a head kick by Experiment lV.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Snot Slurper will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Experiment lV has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Experiment lV there as he acknowledges the shot.
Experiment lV takes a swing at Slurper's ribcage but misses.
Experiment lV moves out of range as Slurper strikes.
Experiment lV with a hook.
Slurper misses with an uppercut
and Experiment lV counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A big left from Experiment lV misses.
Slurper throws an overhand right that lands on Experiment lV's shoulder, as Experiment lV tries to avoid the shot.
Slurper moves out of range of the strikes.
Slurper scores with a crisp jab that stopped Experiment lV in his tracks.
Slurper throws a body punch but Experiment lV moves out of range.
Experiment lV catches Slurper with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Slurper will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Slurper throws a nice outside leg kick.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Experiment lV tries a head kick but it misses.
Experiment lV throws the left hand but Slurper avoids the punch easily.
Despite the aggression on Slurper's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Slurper scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Experiment lV misses with a body kick.
Slurper scores with a body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slurper throws a low kick but Experiment lV avoids it.
Experiment lV misses with a straight right.
Experiment lV throws a push kick but Slurper slaps the foot to one side.
Experiment lV throws a jab when Slurper was well out of range.
Slurper lands a nice leg kick that just misses Experiment lV's sensitive parts.
A looping hook to the body misses from Experiment lV. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper connects with a leg kick. Experiment lV looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Slurper scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Slurper misses with a low kick as Experiment lV jumps back.
Experiment lV throws a body kick that misses.
Experiment lV scores with a nice head shot.
Experiment lV avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Experiment lV wants to clinch up but Slurper keeps it at a distance.
Slurper looks to score with a jab to the body but Experiment lV is just out of range.
Experiment lV appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Experiment lV pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Slurper throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Slurper misses with a straight left.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Experiment lV.
Experiment lV blocks a jab.
It looked like Experiment lV wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slurper misses with a low kick.
Experiment lV fails in his attempt to clinch.
Slurper drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
And Experiment lV counters with a quick kick to the body but Slurper blocks it.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Experiment lV.
Experiment lV with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A slow jab from Experiment lV misses its intended target.
Slurper jabs Experiment lV right on the nose. Experiment lV blinks but takes it well.
Slurper connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Experiment lV momentarily.
The crowd cheers as Experiment lV lands an impressive looking overhand right. Slurper doesn't seem phased though.
Experiment lV ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Slurper listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Slurper misses with a leg kick
and Experiment lV counters with a straight right hand.
Experiment lV slips a jab from Slurper.
Experiment lV walks into a left hand.
Slurper moves out of range as Experiment lV strikes.
Experiment lV uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Nice body punch from Slurper.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Experiment lV slips a straight right by Slurper.
Experiment lV moves in looking to clinch but Slurper pushes him off.
Slurper only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
Experiment lV was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Slurper throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Slurper on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Experiment lV swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slurper keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Sloppy strikes from Experiment lV. Those never looked like landing.
Slurper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Experiment lV takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Experiment lV slips a straight right by Slurper.
Decent striking displayed by Slurper there.
Experiment lV throws a body shot but no joy.
Experiment lV throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Slurper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Experiment lV swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Experiment lV tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Slurper paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Experiment lV throws a push kick but Slurper slaps the foot to one side.
Slurper throws out a counter right but Experiment lV avoids it with no problem.
Slurper lands with a shot to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slurper throws a lazy right hand but Experiment lV sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Experiment lV walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Slurper checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Experiment lV tried to score with a low kick but Slurper checks it.
Experiment lV misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Slurper.
Slurper has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Experiment lV.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Experiment lV closes the distance and clinches.
Experiment lV is struggling to control the position.
Experiment lV tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Slurper smiles and moves away.
Experiment lV throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Slurper takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Experiment lV connects with a crisp jab.
Slurper lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Experiment lV throws a series of punches but Slurper moves out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper thumps Experiment lV with a low kick.
Slurper paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Slurper scores with a jab to the body.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close third round but Snot Slurper just about did enough to take it.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Experiment lV tries to clinch but Slurper is having none of it.
Slurper blocks the body kick.
Experiment lV misses with a series of wild punches.
Experiment lV misses with an uppercut.
Experiment lV walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Experiment lV tries to bum rush Slurper with a series of wild strikes but Slurper uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Experiment lV uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Experiment lV misses with a body kick.
Slurper misses with a wild combination.
Experiment lV throws a body shot but no joy.
Slurper moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Experiment lV scores with a hook.
Slurper turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Slurper bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Slurper lands with a cross.
Experiment lV throws the kick towards the body but Slurper avoids it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slurper throws a jab when Experiment lV was well out of range.
It looked like Experiment lV wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Experiment lV throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Experiment lV on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Slurper throws a shot to the body.
Slurper lands with a hook. Experiment lV tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Slurper misses with a few strikes there.
Experiment lV lands a nice shot that snaps Slurper's head back.
Slurper throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Experiment lV cracks a nice hook into Slurper's ribs.
Experiment lV tries to land a front kick but Slurper steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Experiment lV takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Experiment lV tries a head kick but it misses.
Experiment lV misses with a kick to the body.
Experiment lV uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Slurper.
Slurper with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Good work by Slurper as he checks the leg kick.
Slurper misses with a looping right.
Slurper goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Experiment lV looks to land a right hand but Slurper moved out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Slurper moves out of range as Experiment lV throws a body kick.
Experiment lV pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Experiment lV throws a body punch but Slurper moves out of range.
Slurper let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Slurper misses with an uppercut. Experiment lV saw that one coming.
It looked like Experiment lV was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Slurper.
Experiment lV looks to land a body kick but Slurper moved away.
Slurper cracks Experiment lV with a right hand to the side of the head.
Experiment lV uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slurper.
Experiment lV swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Experiment lV misses with a body kick.
Slurper fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Experiment lV on the side of the head.
Slurper rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Experiment lV moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Experiment lV swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
A jab from Slurper misses.
Nice body punch from Experiment lV.
Slurper lands a lovely overhand right.
Slurper fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Slurper lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Experiment lV circles away quickly and effectively.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Experiment lV just misses with a punch to the body.
Experiment lV throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Slurper has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Experiment lV.
Slurper scores with a decent looking hook.
Experiment lV blocks a jab.
Slurper connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Experiment lV staying out of range there.
A little feinted left hand from Experiment lV on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Slurper wants to land a leg kick but Experiment lV is out of range.
Slurper scores with a jab.
Experiment lV ducks under a wild hook from Slurper.
Slurper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Slurper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slurper jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Slurper scores with a three punch combo!
Experiment lV slips under a jab from Slurper.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slurper moves out of range of the body kick from Experiment lV.
Experiment lV lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Slurper throws an overhand right that lands on Experiment lV's shoulder, as Experiment lV tries to avoid the shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Experiment lV stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Slurper.
Slurper throws a body punch but Experiment lV moves out of range.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slurper will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Slurper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Experiment lV sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Experiment lV throws a body shot but no joy.
Experiment lV slips under a jab from Slurper.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Experiment lV looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Experiment lV displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Slurper throws out the jab.
Slurper checks a leg kick.
Experiment lV takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Experiment lV throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Experiment lV connects with a body shot that sends Slurper's belly button to the back.
Slurper throws out a loose jab but Experiment lV uses good head movement to avoid it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Snot Slurper dominated that fourth round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Slurper digs a good body shot into Experiment lV's ribs.
Experiment lV throws a body kick that misses.
It seemed like Slurper was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Slurper swats away the attempt to clinch by Experiment lV.
Slurper ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Slurper avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A slapping body kick lands there for Experiment lV.
Experiment lV fails with an attempt to clinch.
Experiment lV takes a swing at Slurper's ribcage but misses.
Experiment lV tries to bum rush Slurper with a series of wild strikes but Slurper uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Experiment lV moves out of range as Slurper strikes.
Experiment lV was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Experiment lV throws a right and a left that both miss.
Experiment lV tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slurper was well out of range. Poor timing from Experiment lV.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Slurper! But no joy.
Experiment lV keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Slurper misses the target.
Experiment lV quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Slurper misses with a looping right.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slurper throws out a loose jab but Experiment lV uses good head movement to avoid it.
Experiment lV avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Slurper throws an off balance right hand
letting Experiment lV counter with a right hand.
Slurper takes a swing at Experiment lV's ribcage but misses.
Slurper changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Experiment lV checks the leg kick.
Slurper throws a hook to the side of Experiment lV's head but Experiment lV sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Experiment lV appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Experiment lV takes one to the chin there.
A big left from Experiment lV misses.
Slurper throws a low kick but Experiment lV moves out of range easily.
Experiment lV appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Experiment lV swings for the body but Slurper moves out of range.
Slurper looks to land a right hand but Experiment lV moved out of range.
Experiment lV throws a body punch but Slurper moves out of range.
Slurper is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Experiment lV. Slurper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slurper thows a leg kick but Experiment lV checks it
and Experiment lV counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Experiment lV waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Slurper.
Experiment lV's corner calls for a 1-2. Experiment lV obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Snot Slurper is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Experiment lV misses with a body shot.
A little jabbing left from Slurper on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Experiment lV looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Experiment lV scores with a leg kick.
Experiment lV throws a leg kick but Slurper checks it.
Experiment lV misses with a straight right.
Experiment lV scoring well with a low kick there.
Slurper scores with a hook.
Nice cross by Experiment lV.
Experiment lV throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Slurper paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Experiment lV keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Slurper.
Slurper throws out a powerful jab.
Slurper misses with a hook.
Experiment lV misses with a jab, cross combination.
Slurper cracks Experiment lV with an open hand slap.
Experiment lV looks to land a right hand but Slurper moved out of range.
Experiment lV wants to clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Experiment lV throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slurper tries to work over Experiment lV's front leg with a kick but Experiment lV checks it.
Experiment lV was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Slurper thuds his right hand into Experiment lV's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Experiment lV.
Slurper throws a jab but it's blocked by Experiment lV.
Slurper throws a body punch but Experiment lV moves out of range.
Slurper throws a sloppy body shot
and Experiment lV counters with a body kick that stops Slurper in his tracks momentarily.
Nice body kick there by Experiment lV.
Slurper misses with a left hand
and Experiment lV cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Experiment lV digs a good hook to Slurper's body.
Experiment lV misses the shot to the body.
Experiment lV swings for the body but Slurper moves out of range.
A jab lands there for Slurper.
Experiment lV loads up on a big right hand but Slurper slips the punch.
Experiment lV lands with a kick to the ribs.
Finnish Experiment lV has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Experiment lV lands a jab to Slurper's midsection.
Nice shot by Slurper.
Slurper throws out a powerful jab.
Experiment lV misses with a kick to the body.
A little jabbing left from Slurper on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Slurper lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Experiment lV lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Slurper has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Slurper and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
The fighters circling - Experiment lV throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Experiment lV lands a nice shot that snaps Slurper's head back.
Slurper chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Slurper moves into range and connects with a jab.
Slurper loads up on a big right hand but Experiment lV slips the punch.
Slurper moves out of range of the body kick from Experiment lV.
Experiment lV tries to move into range but Slurper moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Good shot there by Slurper.
A swing and a miss from Slurper.
Experiment lV is looking to counter punch.
Slurper connects with a right hand. Experiment lV shakes it off.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A slow jab from Experiment lV misses its intended target.
It seemed like Slurper was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Slurper moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Snot Slurper.
I've got Slurper winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 45:50
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 46:50
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 45:50
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Snot Slurper! Snot Slurper retains his middleweight title!
Snot Slurper made sure to mention his sponsor, Urban Fighter in his post fight interview.
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