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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Snot Slurper (ranked 10 p4p, 2 weight class) and Mario Puzo (ranked 61 p4p, 11 weight class). Slurper comes to the cage accompanied by They say that I'm Crazy. Puzo comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Speak Softly Love kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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187 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
28 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Snot Slurper!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
34 - 20 - 3, fighting out of New York, Mario Puzo!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slurper digs a good body shot into Puzo's ribs.
Puzo throws out a loose jab but Slurper uses good head movement to avoid it.
And Slurper counters with a quick kick to the body but Puzo blocks it.
Slurper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slurper moves out of range of the body kick from Puzo.
A decent looking cross lands there for Slurper.
Slurper misses with a body shot.
Puzo uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slurper.
A good leg kick by Puzo.
Puzo throws a body shot but no joy.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Puzo only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Puzo chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Puzo throws a jab but it's blocked by Slurper.
Slurper misses with a hook to the body
and Puzo counters with a left to the body.
Slurper has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight.
Puzo has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Slurper finds it's way round the side to connect with Puzo's head.
Slurper checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Puzo gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Puzo scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Puzo is looking to score with low kicks.
Puzo thows a leg kick but Slurper checks it
and Slurper counters by clinching up.
Slurper misses with some punches.
Slurper misses with a hook to the ribs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Puzo blocks a body shot from Slurper.
Good body shot from Puzo.
Slurper lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Puzo.
Puzo is looking to control Slurper's arms but Slurper gets an underhook and turns him. Now Puzo has his back to the cage.
Slurper lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Puzo misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Puzo swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Puzo fails to land.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slurper.
Puzo pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Slurper smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Slurper stuns Puzo with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Slurper throws out a loose jab but Puzo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Puzo avoids the body shot from Slurper.
Puzo slips under a jab.
Puzo throws a hook to the side of Slurper's head but Slurper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Slurper catches Puzo with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Slurper moves out of range of the leg kick from Puzo.
Puzo throws a body punch but Slurper moves out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Puzo misses with an uppercut. Slurper saw that one coming.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slurper moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Puzo tries to score with a low kick but Slurper moves his leg out of the way.
Puzo connects with a right hand. Slurper shakes it off.
Puzo tries to land a leg kick but Slurper saw it coming and moves away.
A counter left hand to the body from Slurper misses its target.
Puzo will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Slurper is looking to counter punch.
Puzo loads up on a big right hand but Slurper slips the punch.
Slurper checks a low kick from Puzo.
Puzo closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Slurper lands a hook that snaps the head of Puzo backwards.
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Puzo's elbow.
Slurper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Puzo's elbow.
Slurper lands a body shot in the clinch.
Slurper tries a body shot but Puzo blocks it.
Slurper lands a left hand.
Puzo stalling in the clinch but Slurper improves position.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Puzo seems frustrated at his inability to get double underhooks.
Slurper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Puzo misses with a hook to the ribs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Puzo lands a right hand.
Puzo is leaning against Slurper and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Puzo struggles to land a body shot inside as Slurper controls his hands.
Slurper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short right from Puzo.
Puzo tries a body shot but Slurper blocks it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Puzo.
Puzo blocks an uppercut.
Puzo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Puzo - that landed with a thud.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slurper.
Slurper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Puzo or not.
Puzo fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Puzo misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slurper working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slurper.
A right hook to the body lands for Slurper.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Slurper.
Puzo looks winded!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slurper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Puzo has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Slurper seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Puzo can turn it around.
Slurper lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slurper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slurper.
A short right from Slurper on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slurper.
Slurper lands a hook to the side of the head.
Puzo takes a shot to the head.
Slurper lands a body shot.
Slurper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Puzo backwards.
A body shot lands from Slurper.
Good body shot from Slurper.
Slurper scores with a nice hook to the head.
Slurper lands a body punch in the clinch.
A short right from Slurper.
Puzo blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Puzo looking to stall.
Slurper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Puzo prevents a body shot from Slurper.
Slurper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Puzo throws a head punch that misses.
Slurper scores with a hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Snot Slurper dominated that round.
That's time! Slurper's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Slurper lands the left hand.
Puzo looks to score with a jab to the body but Slurper is just out of range.
Slurper displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Puzo throws out the jab.
Slurper slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Puzo throws a leg kick but Slurper sees it coming and checks it nicely.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Snot Slurper is winning the standup battle so far.
Puzo's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Slurper connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Puzo scrambles back to his feet.
Puzo is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Slurper.
Puzo looks to throw the jab but Slurper is out of range.
Slurper was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Puzo throws a nice looking combination but Slurper bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Slurper takes a swing at Puzo's ribcage but misses.
Slurper checks a leg kick nicely.
Slurper tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Puzo manages to circle out of the way.
Puzo walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Slurper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slurper backing away here, and Puzo unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slurper takes one to the chin there.
Slurper is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Puzo can do to turn this around?
Puzo blocks a jab.
Slurper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Puzo.
Slurper lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slurper scores with a jab to the body.
Puzo on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Puzo throws a hook but Slurper avoids it easily.
Slurper misses with an uppercut.
Slurper takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Slurper swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Puzo.
Slurper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Puzo manages to avoid it.
Puzo misses with a two punch combination.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Puzo.
Slurper lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Puzo throws a body kick that misses.
Slurper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Puzo.
Slurper swings for the body but Puzo moves out of range.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Slurper, as that shot connected.
Slurper misses with a hook.
Puzo unleashes a big counter combination but Slurper bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Puzo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Puzo misses with an uppercut. Slurper saw that one coming.
Puzo looks to land a right hand but Slurper moved out of range.
The fighters circling - Slurper throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Puzo fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Slurper checks it well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slurper. Puzo does a little dance to reset his feet.
Puzo looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Puzo misses with a looping right.
Slurper lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Slurper looks to throw the jab but Puzo is out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Puzo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Slurper scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Puzo doesn't seem bothered though.
Slurper missing with a left hand there. Puzo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Puzo throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Puzo slips a straight right by Slurper.
Puzo moves out of range of the leg kick from Slurper.
Puzo cracks Slurper with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Puzo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slurper moves away.
As Puzo tries to get set, Slurper tries to push him back and clinch up but Puzo manages to avoid the attempt.
Puzo misses with a wild body shot.
Slurper scores with a hook to the body. Puzo takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Puzo lands with a shot to the body.
Slurper fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Slurper lands a head shot.
Puzo misses with a looping left.
Slurper connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slurper has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Puzo.
Slurper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Puzo moves away.
Puzo does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Puzo takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Puzo.
Puzo takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Puzo swings for the body but Slurper moves out of range.
Snot Slurper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slurper misses with a straight left.
Puzo misses the shot to the body.
Slurper works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Puzo throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Puzo.
Slurper moves out of range as Puzo throws a body kick.
Slurper lands a nice hook to Puzo's body. Puzo takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Slurper is looking to score with low kicks.
Slurper uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Puzo slips under a jab from Slurper.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Puzo lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Puzo blocks a jab.
Slurper throws a head kick but Puzo moves out of range.
Slurper lands a head shot.
Slurper misses the shot to the body.
Puzo walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Slurper checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Slurper scores with a hook.
Slurper just misses with a punch to the body.
Slurper connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Puzo momentarily.
Nice body punch from Slurper.
Slurper misses with a wild body shot.
Good exchange - Slurper coming out on top.
Slurper throws a poor cross that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slurper wants to land a leg kick but Puzo is out of range.
Slurper is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Slurper takes a swing at Puzo's ribcage but misses.
Slurper moves out of range of the body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Snot Slurper dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Slurper throws a body punch but Puzo moves out of range.
Slurper dips to his left and cracks Puzo with an uppercut!
Slurper misses with an uppercut.
Slurper scores with a decent looking hook.
A jab lands there for Slurper.
Puzo throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Slurper holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Slurper blocking some punches.
Snot Slurper has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Slurper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Slurper lands a body punch.
Slurper lands with a right to the head.
Puzo blocks an uppercut.
Puzo throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slurper.
Puzo tries to throw a body punch but Slurper avoids it by throwing Puzo back against the cage.
Slurper lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Puzo.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Puzo in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Puzo takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Slurper lands a body punch in the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slurper lands a right hand that snaps the head of Puzo backwards.
Slurper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Slurper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Puzo backwards.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Slurper.
Puzo tries to work over Slurper's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slurper digs a right hand into Puzo's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Puzo's gas tank.
A short right from Slurper on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slurper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Slurper lands a shoulder strike.
Nice body punch from Slurper.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slurper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slurper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Nice body punch from Slurper - that landed with a thud.
Slurper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Puzo prevents a body shot from Slurper.
Slurper lands with a left to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Still in the clinch, Slurper scores with a nice short uppercut.
Slurper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Puzo blocks a body shot from Slurper.
Puzo misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slurper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Puzo backwards.
Slurper prevents a body shot from Puzo.
Slurper prevents a body shot from Puzo.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slurper lands a nice uppercut.
Slurper tries a body shot but Puzo blocks it.
Puzo blocks an uppercut.
Slurper blocks a body shot from Puzo.
Nice body punch from Slurper.
Slurper lands an uppercut.
Puzo is rocked!
Slurper lands a hook to the side of the head.
Puzo is still on wobbly legs! Can Slurper finish him?
A short left from Slurper.
Slurper creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Puzo with a big uppercut! Puzo tries to clinch up but Slurper pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Puzo to the mat! Puzo covers up and Slurper unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Snot Slurper!
Snot Slurper retains his middleweight title!
Snot Slurper gave a mention to Urban Fighter in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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