PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pension Buckets (ranked 2157 p4p, 229 weight class) and Jose Canseco (ranked 1504 p4p, 177 weight class). Buckets comes to the cage accompanied by Candyman - Knockin' Boots. Canseco has chosen Lisa Gerrard, Peter Bourke - Meltdown as his entrance music. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Buckets
vs
Canseco

200 cm
32
265 lbs
13 - 14 - 0

193 cm
26
270 lbs
11 - 15 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Great low kicks
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Fast

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 14 - 0, fighting out of London, Pension Buckets!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jose Canseco !
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Canseco does it's job there.
Canseco throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Canseco 's coach down at Jose Canseco's House of Roids was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Canseco 's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Buckets throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

It looks like Jose Canseco has been cut.
Buckets throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
We've been hearing reports that Buckets has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Canseco throws a right and a left that Buckets avoids nicely.
Canseco looks winded!
Buckets tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Canseco feints a jab promting Buckets to slip. Canseco then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Buckets slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.

It looks like Pension Buckets has been cut.
Buckets takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Canseco throws a nice looking combination but Buckets bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

Buckets has taken the fight to the clinch.
Buckets misses with an elbow over the top.
Buckets misses with a knee to the head.
Buckets crunches a lovely knee into Canseco 's ribcage.
Buckets tries to throw a body punch but Canseco avoids it by throwing Buckets back against the cage.
Buckets lands an elbow inside.
Buckets lands a big knee! That's hurt Canseco ! Oh, he's all over the place! Buckets lands another knee that sends Canseco to the floor and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pension Buckets!
A relieved looking Pension Buckets thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Jose Canseco had this to say: 'Fucking CTE'.