PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Usain Thunder (ranked 6225 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Burgundy (ranked 4824 p4p, 0 weight class). Usain Thunder has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Thunder
vs
Burgundy

168 cm
19
195 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

195 cm
25
212 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Usain Thunder!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Ron Burgundy!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Aleksandr Martynov and Dmitry Maklakov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thunder takes one to the side of the head.

Burgundy drives through and clinches with Thunder against the cage.
Thunder wants to get back to striking at distance but Burgundy won't allow it.
Thunder tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Burgundy smiles and moves away.
Burgundy lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

Burgundy gets in close and instigates a clinch.
A short right from Burgundy.
Thunder working hard to break the clinch.
Burgundy lands with a right to the head.
Burgundy lands a right hand.
Burgundy lands a right hand.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Burgundy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Burgundy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Burgundy lands a nice shot to the body.
Thunder tries a body shot but Burgundy blocks it.
Burgundy lands a nice shot to the body.
A shot in the inside from Burgundy.
Burgundy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Thunder backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Burgundy lands a nice uppercut.
Burgundy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Thunders head.
Good body shot from Burgundy.
Thunder is breathing heavily.
Burgundy digs a right hand underneath Thunder's ribcage. Thunder let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Thunder takes a shot to the head.
Burgundy lands an uppercut.
Good body shot from Burgundy.
Nice body punch from Burgundy - that landed with a thud.
A short body shot lands from Burgundy as the two fighters clinch.
Burgundy pushes Thunder back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Burgundy lands a shoulder strike.
Burgundy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A short right from Burgundy.
Good body shot from Burgundy.
Burgundy lands a hook that snaps the head of Thunder backwards.

Thunder is rocked!
Burgundy dips a shoulder and cracks Thunder with a mighty uppercut! Thunder falls back against the cage and Burgundy unloads with a barrage of strikes! Thunder is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Burgundy screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ron Burgundy!