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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crotch Grabber (ranked 14 p4p, 97 weight class) and Sunray Spike (ranked 1 p4p, 4 weight class). Grabber's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Side to Side. Spike has chosen For Heavy Metal we will die! as his entrance music. Sunray Spike has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Grabber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Sunray Spike!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Phil Schofield and James Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grabber misses with a hook
and Grabber takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Spike throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice jab there from Spike.
Grabber connects with the punch.
Grabber misses with a hook.
Nice shot lands for Grabber.
Grabber definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Nice body punch from Spike.
Grabber misses with a hook.
Spike throws a head kick that misses.
Grabber scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Spike doesn't seem bothered though.
Grabber looks to land a left hand but Spike moved out of range nicely.
Grabber misses with an uppercut
and Spike counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Grabber thinking.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Grabber tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Spike was well out of range. Poor timing from Grabber.
Grabber attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Grabber looks to land a left hand but Spike moved out of range nicely.
Grabber throws an off balance right hand
and Spike counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Grabber throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Spike on the side of the head.
Some bone on bone action there as Spike checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Grabber misses with a looping right.
Grabber just misses with a punch to the body.
Crotch Grabber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spike looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Grabber misses with a right hand
and Spike counters with a straight right hand.
Grabber misses with a hook
and Spike counters with a crisp one two that drops Grabber! Spike thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Grabber to his feet! Grabber is in big trouble!
Grabber is rocked!
Grabber throws out a powerful jab.
Oh Grabber is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Grabber lands with a nice body punch.
Grabber seems to have got his legs back now.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Spike steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Grabber.
Spike is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Spike tries to land a front kick but Grabber steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Spike uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Grabber.
Jab from Grabber.
Spike ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spike takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Grabber lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Spike throws the kick towards the body but Grabber avoids it.
Spike looks for the body kick but Grabber saw that one coming.
Grabber throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Spike looks for the body kick but Grabber saw that one coming.
A punch lands to the side of Spike 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Grabber ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Spike moves away.
A big left from Grabber misses.
Grabber chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Spike can pounce on him.
Grabber works Spike's body with a nice hook.
Spike ducks under a wild hook from Grabber.
Spike ducks under a wild hook from Grabber.
Grabber lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Spike circles away quickly and effectively.
A countering left hand to the body from Spike misses.
Spike lands a nice looking body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spike lands a slapping body shot.
Grabber throws a hook but Spike blocks it.
Grabber lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Spike tries to move into range but Grabber moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Grabber uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Spike.
Spike missing with a left hand there. Grabber was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Spike steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Grabber.
Grabber misses with a hook. Spike ducked under it nicely.
Grabber swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Spike.
A swing and a miss from Grabber.
Spike is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Spike throws a jab when Grabber was well out of range.
Grabber appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
A good leg kick by Spike.
Grabber scores with a nice right hand.
A big left from Grabber misses.
Spike looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Spike swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice defenses there by Spike.
Grabber clobbers Spike with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Spike moves away from the strike by Grabber.
Grabber cracks Spike with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Grabber has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Spike to stand back up!
Spike is rocked!
Grabber throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Spike.
Grabber takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
A big left from Grabber misses.
Grabber swings away with a body shot that misses
and Spike counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Grabber lands with an overhand left.
Spike is still on wobbly legs! Can Grabber finish him?
Grabber swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Spike scores with a jab. Grabber acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Spike seems to have recovered his senses.
Spike slips a jab from Grabber.
Spike misses with the combination.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Grabber scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Crotch Grabber dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Spike blocks a jab.
Spike throws a jab but it's blocked by Grabber.
Spike looks to land a left hand but Grabber moved out of range nicely.
Spike takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Spike avoids the body shot from Grabber.
Spike steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Grabber throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Grabber lands a big uppercut and Spike crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Spike looks OK. Grabber waves Spike back to his feet!
Grabber uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Spike.
Spike uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Grabber.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Grabber misses with a right hand
and Spike counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Spike throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Spike takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Grabber loads up on a big right hand but Spike slips the punch.
Grabber swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Grabber lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Spike at a distance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Grabber scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Spike scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Spike avoids the body shot from Grabber.
Grabber looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Spike looks for the body kick but Grabber saw that one coming.
Spike takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Grabber stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Grabber swings widly with a right hand
and Spike counters with a right hand to the body.
A decent looking cross lands there for Grabber.
Grabber pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Grabber swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Grabber jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Spike misses with a head kick.
Crotch Grabber is winning the standup battle so far.
Grabber ducks under a wild hook from Spike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Grabber misses with a hook. Spike ducked under it nicely.
Grabber backing away here, and Spike unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Grabber misses with an uppercut. Spike saw that one coming.
Spike lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Spike looks to score with a jab to the body but Grabber is just out of range.
Grabber connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Grabber pivots, looking for a leg kick but Spike is out of range and Grabber settles back down.
Grabber throws a lazy right hand but Spike sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Grabber is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Spike can do to turn this around?
Grabber misses with a body shot.
Grabber misses with an uppercut.
Spike scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Grabber throws a quick inside leg kick.
Grabber scores with a punch to the head.
Spike lands a body shot.
Grabber moves out of range of the leg kick from Spike.
Spike lands a head shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spike lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Grabber with a hook.
Grabber lands a nice hook to Spike's body. Spike takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Grabber rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Spike moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Spike scores with a nice body kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Grabber moves out of range as Spike strikes.
Spike keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Grabber.
Grabber throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Spike sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Grabber waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Spike.
Spike misses with a body kick.
Spike defending well as Grabber loads up on a big left hand.
Spike is trying to counter with his kicks.
Spike lands a left and a right that send Grabber crashing to the mat, dazed. Spike thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spike connects with a jab.
Grabber with a jab.
Spike has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Grabber wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Grabber swings for the body but Spike moves out of range.
Spike bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Grabber throws a hook to the side of Spike's head but Spike sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Spike is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Spike looks to land a left hand but Grabber moved out of range nicely.
Spike misses with a body kick.
Grabber motions for Spike to come forward. Grabber throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Spike walks into a stiff left hand from Grabber.
Spike misses with a few strikes there.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Spike lands a nice hook to Grabber's body. Grabber takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Grabber thuds his shin into the meat of Spike's side.
Spike throws a leg kick that misses.
Spike lands with a nice body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Crotch Grabber dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Grabber throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Grabber walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Grabber misses with a hook
and Spike counters with a left to the body.
Grabber throws an off balance right hand
enabling Spike to counter with a crisp jab.
Spike thuds his shin into the meat of Grabber's side.
Spike lands a big uppercut and Grabber crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Grabber looks OK. Spike waves Grabber back to his feet!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Grabber checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Spike keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Spike lands a big uppercut and this one is all over! His foe lies motionless on the canvas - a massive one punch knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Sunray Spike!
Sunray Spike tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
Crotch Grabber was interviewed post fight and said 'did u fart? or is that ur breath???'.
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