PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brandon Vee (ranked 767 p4p, 1189 weight class) and Vladimir Impaler (ranked 16 p4p, 51 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Vee might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Da Mystery of Chessboxin by Wu-Tang Clan. Brandon Vee has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Vee
vs
Impaler

190 cm
37
249
33 - 16 - 1

215 cm
31
275
26 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Sportivité

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 16 - 1, fighting out of London, Brandon Vee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 15 - 0, fighting out of London, Vladimir Impaler!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Donald Grub and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vee scores with a jab to the body.
Vee throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Vee has been working on his boxing with his coaches at ~T~ Troid - Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Impaler feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Vees jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

It looks like Brandon Vee has been cut.
Impaler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Vee looks to score with a jab to the body but Impaler is just out of range.
Impaler now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Impaler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Vee throws out the jab.
Vee misses with an uppercut. Impaler saw that one coming.
A big left from Impaler misses.
Vee throws a body shot but no joy.
Impaler fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Vee has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A shot to the body from Vee misses
and Impaler counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.

Vee gets tackled into the cage by Impaler. Impaler maintains the clinch.
Vee doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Impaler softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Impaler fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Vee misses with the head strike.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Vee lands a shot to the body.
Impaler lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Vee.
Vee is breathing heavily.
Impaler doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Vee misses with a short punch on the inside.
Good body shot from Impaler.
Impaler doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Impaler lands a hook to the side of the head.
Impaler lands a right hand.
Impaler makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Impaler misses with a punch to the body.
Impaler scores with a nice hook to the head.
Impaler lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Impaler lands a right hand.
A body shot lands from Impaler.
Impaler tries a body shot but Vee blocks it.
Impaler tries a body shot but Vee blocks it.
Impaler working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Impaler lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Vee or not.
Impaler makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Impaler.
Impaler lands a left hand.
Impaler doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

Impaler breaks the clinch.

Impaler cracks Vee with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Impaler has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Vee to stand back up!
Impaler throws a nice outside leg kick.
Brandon Vee seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Vee uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Impaler.
Impaler just misses with a punch to the body.
It looked like Vee wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Vee throws a predictable looking body shot
and Impaler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vee throws a chopping leg kick but Impaler manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A telegraphed right hand from Impaler misses the target.
Impaler throws a jab when Vee was well out of range.
Vee is looking to wear down Impaler with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Impaler looks to throw the jab but Vee is out of range.
Vee doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Vee takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Impaler throws a right and a left that both miss.
Impaler bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Impaler looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Vee's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Impaler connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Vee scrambles back to his feet.
Impaler looks to score with a jab to the body but Vee is just out of range.
Vee lands with an overhand left.
A looping hook to the body misses from Vee. Impaler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Vee throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Impaler throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Vee stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Vee waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Impaler.
Impaler scores with a jab. Vee acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Impaler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Vee.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vee avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Impaler misses with a hook.
Impaler throws a jab when Vee was well out of range.

Impaler cracks Vee with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Vee looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Impaler finish him?

Vee is rocked!
Impaler is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Vee throws a leg kick that is checked
and Impaler counters with a powerful cross that connects right on the chin and the lights go out! A massive one punch knock out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Vladimir Impaler!
Vladimir Impaler gave a mention to Sportivité in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
Brandon Vee spoke after the fight, saying 'I didn't lose that fight in my mind. True victory is to give all of yourself, without regret. '.