PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rage Parade (ranked 690 p4p, 102 weight class) and Rob Kardashian (ranked 901 p4p, 135 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Parade might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to I KILL Cause I'm Hungry. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Parade
vs
Kardashian

183 cm
32
205 lbs
18 - 13 - 0

179 cm
28
209 lbs
20 - 9 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 13 - 0, fighting out of London, Rage Parade!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rob Kardashian!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Shigeki Fujiwara.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kardashian looks to score with a jab to the body but Parade is just out of range.
Parade looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Parade throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Rob Kardashian seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kardashian swings widly with a right hand
enabling Parade to counter with a crisp jab.

It looks like Rob Kardashian has been cut.
Parade slips under a jab from Kardashian.
Kardashian walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Kardashian misses with a left hand
and Parade cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kardashian moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Parade circles away from the clinch attempt
and Kardashian takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kardashian lands a head shot.

It looks like Rage Parade has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Parade tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick misses from Parade.
Kardashian now looks to counter with a shot at the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Kardashian rushes Parade and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Parade tries to throw a body punch but Kardashian avoids it by throwing Parade back against the cage.
Kardashian scores with a nice hook to the head.
Kardashian scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Parade takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Kardashian lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Parade or not.
Parade swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Parade misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kardashian blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Parade blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Parade.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Kardashian.
Parade is breathing heavily.
Parade is looking to control Kardashian's arms but Kardashian gets an underhook and turns him. Now Parade has his back to the cage.
Kardashian stalling against the cage.
Kardashian lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Parade blocks an uppercut.
Parade has a couple of punches blocked by Kardashian.
Parade blocks an uppercut.
Kardashian lands a hook to the side of the head.

Kardashian's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Kardashian moves into the clinch.
Kardashian misses with a body punch.
Parade definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Parade.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Parade.
Kardashian is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Parade works on Kardashian's body with a couple of short punches.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Kardashian as Parade tries to tie him up.
Kardashian tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Parade fails to land.
Kardashian lands a right hand that snaps the head of Parade backwards.
Kardashian lands with a right to the head.
Parade has a couple of punches blocked by Kardashian.
Kardashian lands a shot to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Parade.
Kardashian lands a right hand that snaps the head of Parade backwards.
Kardashian tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Parade lands a hook that snaps the head of Kardashian backwards.

Kardashian pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parade fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kardashian looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A jab lands there for Kardashian.
Parade takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

Kardashian lands a big uppercut and Parade crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Parade looks OK. Kardashian waves Parade back to his feet!

Parade is rocked!
Kardashian moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Oh Parade is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

That has opened up Rob Kardashian's cut even more.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kardashian misses the body punch
and Parade counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Kardashian thinking.
Parade staying out of range there.
Parade fires out a quick counter leg kick but Kardashian just manages to avoid it.
Kardashian throws a looping overhand right but Parade ducks down to avoid it.
Parade throws a counter high kick but Kardashian was just alert enough to avoid it.
Parade seems to have got his legs back now.
Kardashian scores with a shot to the body.
Parade throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Parade bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
And Parade counters with a quick kick to the body but Kardashian blocks it.
Kardashian scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Parade doesn't seem bothered though.

Parade clinches with his opponent.
Kardashian works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parade tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kardashian's elbow.
Parade tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kardashian cracks Parade with a nice body shot.
Parade scores with a shot to the side of Kardashian's head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kardashian.
Parade working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kardashian.
A head punch on the inside from Kardashian fails to land.
Parade goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Parade blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Parade gets through Kardashian's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Parade tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kardashian's elbow.
Kardashian has a couple of punches blocked by Parade.
Parade tries to stall but Kardashian uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Parade working aggressively here.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kardashian doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kardashian scores with a nice hook to the head.

Rage Parade's cut is getting worse.
Parade doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Parade doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Parade blocks an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rob Kardashian dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Parade walks into a left hand.
Kardashian looks to clinch
and Parade connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kardashian tries to clinch there but Parade circles away.
Kardashian is looking to clinch but Parade is avoiding it.
Parade is looking to counter punch.
Kardashian rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Parade counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Parade takes a swing at Kardashian's ribcage but misses.
Kardashian throws a poor cross that misses
and Parade counters with a body kick that stops Kardashian in his tracks momentarily.
Nice body punch from Parade.
Parade fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kardashian.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kardashian wants to clinch but Parade slips to the side
and Parade makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
The fighters circling - Parade throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Parade shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kardashian throws an overhand right that lands on Parade's shoulder, as Parade tries to avoid the shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice jab there from Kardashian.

Kardashian clinches up against the cage.
Parade stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Parade dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Rob Kardashian seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Parade lands a nice shot to the body.
Kardashian working aggressively here.
Kardashian misses with a short punch on the inside.
Parade throws a head punch that misses.
Parade presses Kardashian against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Kardashian is breathing heavily.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Parade stalling in the clinch but Kardashian improves position.
Parade goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Parade misses with a punch on the inside.
Kardashian can't find room to land a body shot as Parade controls the action.
Parade misses with a punch on the inside.
Parade has a couple of punches blocked by Kardashian.
Kardashian scores with a nice hook to the head.
Kardashian is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Parade is keeping busy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian scores with a shot to the side of Parade's head.
Kardashian working aggressively here.
Kardashian blocks a body shot from Parade.
Kardashian lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Parade tries to throw a body punch but Kardashian avoids it by throwing Parade back against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Parade.
Kardashian swings wildly with an uppercut but Parade uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kardashian misses with the head strike.
Kardashian lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Parade.
Parade tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kardashian working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Parade can't find room to land a body shot as Kardashian controls the action.
Parade cracks Kardashian with a nice body shot.
Kardashian gets through Parade's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Kardashian throws a head punch that misses.
A short body shot lands from Kardashian as the two fighters clinch.
Kardashian swings wildly with an uppercut but Parade uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parade tries to throw a body punch but Kardashian avoids it by throwing Parade back against the cage.
Parade blocks an uppercut.
Kardashian trying to control the position but instead, Parade has worked for underhooks and has pushed Kardashian into the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Kardashian.
Kardashian lands with a left to the head.
Kardashian working aggressively here.
A head punch on the inside from Kardashian fails to land.
Kardashian misses with some punches.
Parade misses with a punch to the body.
Parade working aggressively here.
Kardashian just leaning against Parade, taking a breather.
Kardashian swings wildly with an uppercut but Parade uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short right from Parade on the inside.
Kardashian tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from Parade fails to land.
Parade throws a punch but it's blocked by Kardashian.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kardashian lands with a left to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kardashian.
Parade goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kardashian tries to work over Parade's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kardashian misses with some punches.
Kardashian blocks a body shot from Parade.
Kardashian lands a shoulder strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kardashian lands a shoulder strike.

Rage Parade's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Parade blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kardashian fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kardashian stalling in the clinch but Parade improves position.
Parade goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kardashian has a couple of punches blocked by Parade.
Kardashian working aggressively here.
Parade blocking some punches.
Parade throws a head punch that misses.
Kardashian lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Parade tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kardashian's elbow.
Kardashian throws a punch but it's blocked by Parade.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rob Kardashian showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Parade takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Kardashian just misses with a punch to the body.
Kardashian throws a lazy uppercut
and Parade counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kardashian misses with a straight right.
Kardashian avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Parade takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Kardashian misses the shot to the body.
Parade throws a big shot that misses.
Kardashian has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Kardashian misses with a body shot.
Parade is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Parade swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kardashian steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Parade.
Kardashian throws a lazy uppercut
and Parade counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Parade takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Kardashian wants to clinch but Parade slips to the side
and Parade counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kardashian throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kardashian stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Parade.
Kardashian keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Parade.
Parade moves out of range as Kardashian strikes.
Kardashian scores with a jab.
Parade takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Parade uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kardashian.
Kardashian throws a shot from downtown. Parade moves away and avoids it.
Parade connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Parade moves out of range as Kardashian strikes.
It appears Parade was looking to counter with a kick there.
Parade lands with a nice body punch.
Parade digs a good hook to Kardashian's body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Kardashian forces Parade back against the cage and clinches.
Parade lands with a left to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Parade blocking some punches.
Kardashian scores with a hook to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Parade fails to land.
Kardashian throws a head punch that misses.
Parade has a couple of punches blocked by Kardashian.
Kardashian tries to throw a body punch but Parade avoids it by throwing Kardashian back against the cage.
Parade goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kardashian tries a body shot but Parade blocks it.
Kardashian doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kardashian working aggressively here.
Kardashian cracks Parade with a nice body shot.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Parade misses with the head strike.
Parade tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kardashian's elbow.
Parade blocks a body shot from Kardashian.
Parade tries to work over Kardashian's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Parade misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian lands a hook that snaps the head of Parade backwards.
Kardashian digs a right hand underneath Parade's ribcage. Parade let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Kardashian holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Parade is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Kardashian blocks a body shot from Parade.
Parade blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rob Kardashian is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Parade fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kardashian lands a left hand.
Parade tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Parade goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kardashian working aggressively here.
Good body shot from Parade.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parade misses with a punch to the body.
Parade throws a head punch that misses.
Parade goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Parade tries to throw a body punch but Kardashian avoids it by throwing Parade back against the cage.
Parade tries a body shot but Kardashian blocks it.
Parade misses with a body punch.
Rage Parade has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Parade is looking to control Kardashian's arms but Kardashian gets an underhook and turns him. Now Parade has his back to the cage.
Parade presses Kardashian against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Nice body punch from Parade.
Parade misses with a hook from the clinch.
Parade goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Parade tries to work over Kardashian's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Rage Parade.
I think Kardashian has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 28:30
Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight 28:30
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rob Kardashian!
In his post fight interview, Rob Kardashian started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.