PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Milktoast Diddlybottom (ranked 150 p4p, 22 weight class) and Super Heavyweight (ranked 172 p4p, 25 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Diddlybottom might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Milquetoast. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Diddlybottom
vs
Heavyweight

213 cm
37
273 lbs
28 - 20 - 0

185 cm
36
280 lbs
36 - 10 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Pit Bull Development
Urban Fighter

Zenith Nutrition (160q/$200)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Milktoast Diddlybottom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 36 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Super Heavyweight!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Sosuke Kotani and Shirou Masuda.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diddlybottom scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Heavyweight doesn't seem bothered though.

Diddlybottom feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Heavyweight controls Diddlybottom momentarily but Diddlybottom frees himself.
Heavyweight is pulling down on Diddlybottom's head. It's preventing any offense from Diddlybottom, at least for the moment.
Diddlybottom is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Heavyweight can't keep his opponent in guard - Diddlybottom advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Diddlybottom seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Heavyweight does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Diddlybottom is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Heavyweight is just riding it out for now. Diddlybottom eventually gives up the hold.
Heavyweight wants to improve his position but Diddlybottom is controlling well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diddlybottom winds up and cracks Heavyweight with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Heavyweight is trying to maintain the position but Diddlybottom is very close to passing his half guard.
Diddlybottom wants to free his trapped foot but Heavyweight is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Diddlybottom trying to control the action but Heavyweight is working from the bottom.
Diddlybottom works his way into full mount!
Diddlybottom will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Heavyweight tries to lock up and control but Diddlybottom gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Diddlybottom controlling his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Heavyweight is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.

Diddlybottom is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Heavyweight has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Heavyweight!

Diddlybottom looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Diddlybottom is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Heavyweight defends well.
Heavyweight wants to pass the guard but Diddlybottom is keeping the position.
Diddlybottom looking to hit a scissor sweep but Heavyweight is one step ahead there.

Diddlybottom throws his legs up looking for a submission but Heavyweight uses it to pass to side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom is trying to control Heavyweight's posture but Heavyweight avoids it.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Heavyweight wants to control but Diddlybottom is keeping him busy.
Diddlybottom is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Heavyweight's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Diddlybottom is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Heavyweight content to control rather than advance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Diddlybottom is trying to get back to full guard.

Diddlybottom looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Diddlybottom is trying to maintain the position but Heavyweight is very close to passing his half guard.
Diddlybottom is in a tricky position but he's been working on his transitions down at Xtreme Foaming Shortcakes, so we'll see if he gets out of it.
Heavyweight trying to control the pace.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Diddlybottom is trying to maintain the position but Heavyweight is very close to passing his half guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milktoast Diddlybottom dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Heavyweight throws a hook but Diddlybottom blocks it.
Diddlybottom throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Diddlybottom lands a glancing blow to the side of Heavyweight's head.
Diddlybottom shoots for a double leg takedown but Heavyweight sprawls well. He's pushed Diddlybottom's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Diddlybottom is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Heavyweight can do to turn this around?
Heavyweight jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Diddlybottom defending well as Heavyweight loads up on a big left hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Diddlybottom. Heavyweight does a little dance to reset his feet.
Diddlybottom takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Diddlybottom takes a swing at Heavyweight's ribcage but misses.
Heavyweight loads up on a big right hand but Diddlybottom slips the punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Heavyweight moves away.
Heavyweight looks to land a left hand but Diddlybottom moved out of range nicely.
Heavyweight throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Diddlybottom dives in for a single leg takedown but Heavyweight sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diddlybottom thumps Heavyweight with a low kick.
Heavyweight scores with a jab to the body.
Heavyweight punishes Diddlybottom's body with a nice straight punch.

Heavyweight lands a big right hand that sends Diddlybottom crashing to the mat! Heavyweight stays standing though and waves Diddlybottom back to his feet!

It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Diddlybottom has his takedown stuffed
and Heavyweight scores with a counter punch that sends Diddlybottom to the canvas! Heavyweight smells blood - he's punishing Diddlybottom with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Diddlybottom has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Heavyweight!
Super Heavyweight thanked the fans post fight for their support.
The defeated Milktoast Diddlybottom had this to say: 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you. PDB4Life'.